The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[butters]

I had some of that, it was ok.

I really liked ya'lls version of whoppers though.

do what, now?

She means Maltesers.

ah, thanks for the translation

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChGbwyCUkAASG4J.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

https://45.media.tumblr.com/caf834f47cc2ab39f0cdc54f523177f7/tumblr_o6bl8ftgBo1qbjy8co1_540.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

The job is never complete until the O is inspected.

http://www.ingenieur.de/var/svv/storage/images/2/9/9/7/747992-1-ger-DE/777F6D86FDE94DF9AF4246C957B5C268_zb_403_bild_2_zeiss_o_inspect_family.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry about the bigness.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Sorry about the bigness.

That is big!

 

[Saint Peter]

That is big!

It was a very big O. Sometimes these things happen.

 

[Saint Peter]

The first layer of the blood blister came off on the plane. No blood. Everything was good. Now the final layer is about ready to peel off.

It will be nice to have my thumb back.

 

[Saint Peter]

Tapping Fiorina Early, Cruz Echoes Reagan's Gamble

Tap her early. Catch the movie later.

 

[Saint Peter]

Gump called it on the NK launch failure.

We are safe for another week.

 

[Lancecastor]

Gump called it on the NK launch failure.

We are safe for another week.

I think its important to remember nobody lives in greater fear than kim sean ill one or whatever his name is.

Your safety is not in any jeopardy.

His is.

 

[Saint Peter]

I think its important to remember nobody lives in greater fear than kim sean ill one or whatever his name is.

Your safety is not in any jeopardy.

His is.

I was being a little sarcastic. Kim needs to watch his back.

It is not easy getting a rocket to glare red. Doing it on daddy's birthday might not be the best strategy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Fucking asshole. Burn in hell!!!!!

 

[phantom4533]

I think I hurt my knee doing dumbbell squats last night. Or early this morning. It's difficult to know exactly when because it was in a dream.

 

[Lancecastor]

I was being a little sarcastic. Kim needs to watch his back.

It is not easy getting a rocket to glare red. Doing it on daddy's birthday might not be the best strategy.

A little, yeah, but whoever decides Distant Evil of the Day has been keeping the short guy in heavy rotation, so there's no shame for an american to be concerned about him.

 

[Wings]

It doesn't matter that I have well over 100 fragrances, I have my one love that makes me the happiest. I'm usually such a variety is the spice of life girl not always it seems.

 

[Lancecastor]

It doesn't matter that I have well over 100 fragrances, I have my one love that makes me the happiest. I'm usually such a variety is the spice of life girl not always it seems.

Eau de Metaphor, by Fabrege.

 

[doctor_insanus]

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[trysail]

The Battle of Hastings (and the Battle of Stamford Bridge) in 1066 were preceded by a comet. There is an image of that comet on the Bayeux Tapestry.

That was Hailey's Comet:

http://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/484/flashcards/693484/jpg/picture121322686593907.jpg

Might that be Halle's Comet?

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[butters]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...driver-fatally-shot-child-back-seat/83584372/

damn

people make such a mess of things, sometimes

her car stolen 2 weeks back
borrowed her boyfriend's
he'd left his security guard belt and gun under the seat
2 year old sat in the back, not in a car seat
grandmother and 1 year old in front passenger seat (no car seat)
gun slides out, 2 year old picks it up, shoots mother in the back. she dies.

so awful, so many human errors.

 

[phantom4533]

It might be be Halley's Comet.

 

[butters]

Might that be Halle's Comet?

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It might be be Halley's Comet.

it's a tricky one -- pronunciation and spelling appear to depend upon the fashion of the day! In school, i was taught it was Hailey's comet *shrug* nowadays most call it Halley's

Pronunciation

Comet Halley is commonly pronounced /ˈhæli/, rhyming with valley, or /ˈheɪli/, rhyming with daily.[15][16] Spellings of Edmond Halley's name during his lifetime included Hailey, Haley, Hayley, Halley, Hawley, and Hawly, so its contemporary pronunciation is uncertain.[17]

 

[butters]

*takes personal inventory*
yup, it feels like nap time

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[RobDownSouth]

Gump called it on the NK launch failure.

We are safe for another week.

Gump is teh Board's expert on "failure to launch".

Poor, poor Mrs. Gump.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

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