The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[ElizabethWest]

I am having a bit of a horrid day. Nothing life changing or earth shattering, just....exhausting and frustrating.

I would like to smile now please. . But not to laugh hard, that would not help much!

Smile, Elle.

http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/312.gif

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Que]

Is it common to fry beignets in peanut oil?

Why are people asking me strange questions today? Is it the moon? Spring fever?

I thought it a pretty benign question.

 

[Sanjeet]

I thought it a pretty benign question.

#triessoooohardandfails

 

[Que]

#robtriessoooohardandfails

:nods:

 

[Jennifer]

Any GB gal threw you a pity fvck yet?
No? Of course not.

I've been throwing myself at him for the last 12 hours. He won't let me suck
On his manpussy.

 

[gypsyTX]

You reverse imaged my head? That's odd.

It's not exactly a new look, I've always been chubby Wings and compared to you I am younger.

Why would you argue with a label I freely associate myself with? That's like saying I have red hair.

Not at all. I'm the one freely putting my mug up here. Just like all the other AVs I put up. You have a rep of being an asshole to women and it just doesn't bother me.

https://media.giphy.com/media/um7PuMhNZEuR2/giphy.gif

 

[gypsyTX]

Me, too. I have about five random mad fucks I need to vent.

I am having a bit of a horrid day. Nothing life changing or earth shattering, just....exhausting and frustrating.

I would like to smile now please. . But not to laugh hard, that would not help much!

I hope the day got better for both of you!!

Also:


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[JinSun]

shitpost #999

 

[lovetoread]

there seems to be a lot of fuckwadery going on today

 

[JinSun]

Hey now, this is my thousandth post. Show some respect.

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.petsafe.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/understanding-barking.jpg

 

[pensivepoet]

Tom Jones singing The Elvis Presley Blues is weirdly gay.
Maybe that's why he had to pay an army of women to throw panties at him during his shows.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I have hopes, that somewhere on the internets, there is a pic of Pussycat Thérèse Defarge, knitting away, with her claws.

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://files.dvm360.com/alfresco_images/DVM360/2015/03/31/0e6d56e8-6e81-4490-8a45-3932db124677/knit2.jpg​

 

[lovetoread]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/79829386814ff25df2bcc16fdf0b5235/tumblr_o5wixcBccH1rlpicfo1_400.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

I need a cat.

 

[phantom4533]

I need a cat.

Mice problem?

 

[gypsyTX]

My iPod shuffle just went from Édith Piaf to Rammstein. I have an eclectic taste.

 

[pensivepoet]

I need a cat.

You blurt girls and your cats.

 

[Wings]

It's all about the pussy.

 

[lovetoread]

I heard someone is in need of some.

 

[Saint Peter]

*womansplain*

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://m.hersheys.com/assets/images/dot_com/products/hershey_pure_airdelight_bar.png

Marketing brilliance.

 

[pete]

My iPod shuffle just went from Édith Piaf to Rammstein. I have an eclectic taste.

same here.
on the treadmill last nite, my ipod went from shinehead to ricky skaggs.