The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

i hope your tradesman's entrance is hazard-free

Do not look directly at the blue light.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, now that butters is here, are you going to ignore me and focus on her?

No worries; Butters does her morning cam show for me first, so we're good.

 

[butters]

Do not look directly at the blue light.

is that like the white light, but blue?

 

[Lancecastor]

She was babbling about anal hooks earlier, Pete...

 

[TwinkleStars]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3c789d3b71882c1969300a8501dbeb10/tumblr_nykvedXYTg1u6fz9vo1_500.jpg

 

[Aphro]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3c789d3b71882c1969300a8501dbeb10/tumblr_nykvedXYTg1u6fz9vo1_500.jpg

It kinda looks like she is pushing his head away.

 

[TwinkleStars]

It kinda looks like she is pushing his head away.

Or getting ready to grab a handful of hair. Always think nice thoughts.

 

[IhateClowns]

Turns out we didn't need to worry about a tornado. Instead, the 70+ MPH winds got us. Replacing the fence and patio cover is going to be a pain in the ass.

 

[hashtag45]

Maybe if you post your tits and make cute lesbian cuddle posts about their tit pics they'll be nice to you.

It worked for Saint Peter.

lol ...

 

[Disgustipated]

Turns out we didn't need to worry about a tornado. Instead, the 70+ MPH winds got us. Replacing the fence and patio cover is going to be a pain in the ass.

Dorothy is a cunt.

 

[pete]

It kinda looks like she is pushing his head away.

wow, at first glance i thought that was 2 girls

 

[IhateClowns]

Dorothy is a cunt.

At least no Tigernados this time.

 

[Wings]

I heart my work team so much.

 

[Aphro]

wow, at first glance i thought that was 2 girls

That's one hairy-armed girl.

I'm sure there is a fetish thread for that somewhere.

 

[pete]

That's one hairy-armed girl.

I'm sure there is a fetish thread for that somewhere.

why do you hate italian girls so much?

 

[Lancecastor]

Best guess for this image: head

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/P8xhZ26OejHdVJm7K4Zq7IWI91VfJxERvXSZwlE4S2Ag_phuDa8GiN-QsABm8YDAf0tlYA=s85

That Mr. Google is always looking for some poon.

I like this new Chubby Wings look...makes you look younger.

 

[Wings]

That Mr. Google is always looking for some poon.

I like this new Chubby Wings look...makes you look younger.

You reverse imaged my head? That's odd.

It's not exactly a new look, I've always been chubby Wings and compared to you I am younger.

 

[trysail]

Argentinosaurus


http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016/04/26/argentinosaurus-076453d46ef96e10a75ddd9ac75880411c301c0a-s800-c85.jpg

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[VaticanAssassin]

Golfing in 35mph winds with 45mph gusts is a chore.
I stopped keeping score on the third hole when my 3 wood hit its peak flight path at 140 yards, fell straight down and rolled backwards 10ft.

On the plus side I can now say I've hit a 340 yard drive, and played a second shot from two fairways over......

 

[Lancecastor]

You reverse imaged my head?

Sounds kinky!

 

[Disgustipated]

Poor, poor Lance.
Went from destroying the life of a beloved Litster to just some schmuck reverse image searching a freely posted pic.

 

[Wings]

Sounds messy.

 

[Lancecastor]

Poor, poor Lance.
Went from destroying the life of a beloved Litster to just some schmuck reverse image searching a freely posted pic.

Sounds dramatic, princess.

Start a thread with Dick!

 

[Lancecastor]

It's not exactly a new look, I've always been chubby Wings

I was going to argue the point, but I think you're right about the chubby part.

 

[Wings]

Why would you argue with a label I freely associate myself with? That's like saying I have red hair.