The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[IrezumiKiss]

Are you pregnant?

From the sex-forward direction that this thread is currently being skewed in, he soon might be.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ooooooh, shit.

If it's got eight legs it's not mine.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I see how it is.

You stick your nipple in my ear one time, and I'm left with the hairy little freak babies.

And this damned craving.

 

[lovetoread]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1-0u2l9mEcwckFT-JXDd5Q_E8iMwBiO6edH_mk9miuOkaGzjGeA

 

[butters]

an 8-legged poo?

hmmn


in my search, i found this!
http://img.memecdn.com/Winnie-the-Pooh-uncensored_o_5273.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

an 8-legged poo?

hmmn


in my search, i found this!
http://img.memecdn.com/Winnie-the-Pooh-uncensored_o_5273.jpg

I love those.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/poo_zpsqj0bavqi.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://i.imgur.com/TOphEKm.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://i.imgur.com/TOphEKm.gif

That bloody scene. Horrific. Because I'm so fucking suggestive I now want to watch that!

 

[butters]

I love those.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/poo_zpsqj0bavqi.jpg

heh

 

[Fata Morgana]

I bet if I cut Phil's head off it would do that. Just for fucking spite.

 

[butters]

http://seoulistic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/poop.jpg

 

[butters]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4b/b7/6d/4bb76d4e73a2cb08fa0323071a79fce5.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

That bloody scene. Horrific. Because I'm so fucking suggestive I now want to watch that!

http://i.imgur.com/zdz79.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Care to share?

Yes to both.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Yes to both.

Lovely. I would like a taste of both.

 

[Wings]

Why can't I ever just bring something easy to parties?

Why do I have to take hours to bake before I go.

Idiot!

 

[TwinkleStars]

I fucking hate people who fucking say 'fuck' all the fucking time.
Fuck, it's fucking like they fucking don't know any fucking word but fuck.

 

[Noor]

Why can't I ever just bring something easy to parties?

Why do I have to take hours to bake before I go.

Idiot!

I am like that too, but for tonight I didn't make anything, haven't been home enough to. I may go empty handed to a party tonight, not like me at all but...
Also sans costume, but I may wear a costume hat.

 

[Wings]

I am like that too, but for tonight I didn't make anything, haven't been home enough to. I may go empty handed to a party tonight, not like me at all but...
Also sans costume, but I may wear a costume hat.

Wear the hat!

No costumes tonight, it's just a cozy bonfire but I always bring food. I'm in a monkey bread sort of mood lately, tonight is pecan praline and cheesy herb.

 

[Saint Peter]

Weird.


Fuck.

 

[lovetoread]

its not weird if its fun

 

[Saint Peter]

It might not be fun if its weird.

 

[MonaLittle]

Anything can be fun if the right people are involved.

 

[lovetoread]

aye m'lady

 

[Saint Peter]

What if I pull your fingernails out with a pair of Kleins?