The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[HarryHill]

Hah..

 

[TwinkleStars]

Remake many times over.

 

[Sean]

http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/arsehole-formally-known-as-david.html

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://michaelleggesblog.blogspot.co.uk/2016/04/arsehole-formally-known-as-david.html

Ha! That's bloody brilliant.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13012695_1568463813451817_6272359940091098120_n.jpg?oh=dc54616bd52175f23ff8142208a4a0d2&oe=57B13801

 

[Mr Noone]

You'll never be a Blurt Gal you orange twat. Kill yourself.

Orange? Like the sash? That's harsh.

 

[butters]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932868_10153572128653581_4399281367211916858_n.jpg?oh=951aa3c22da1944552b982082f3cc1c1&oe=57B73345

heh...

The Stanford Prison Experiment was a pretty good movie.

i'll look out for it

Hah..

innit?

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/13012695_1568463813451817_6272359940091098120_n.jpg?oh=dc54616bd52175f23ff8142208a4a0d2&oe=57B13801

*wipes screen*
damn, i meant to swallow that

 

[butters]

also, i am bloody knackered

someone bring me something pampering

 

[doctor_insanus]

I have a craving today.

Mussels in black bean sauce.

I've never had that craving before. Must have been something I saw online.




It's gonna be a long day.

 

[IhateClowns]

From the garage sale, to Autism Oklahoma sponsored dirt track racing tonight, I cannot imagine a better people watching event.

*currently cutting the sleeves off of my Stone Cold Steve Austin long sleeve polo shirt*

 

[lovetoread]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/099757d9e93c65f649f87d2262dc8fa7/tumblr_o5zvr22uvv1qzv6oso1_250.gif

https://45.media.tumblr.com/e368176db5cd7f755da658f692923b6d/tumblr_o5zvr22uvv1qzv6oso2_250.gif

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https://45.media.tumblr.com/71730ccd55a33174024741d469e0458c/tumblr_o5zvr22uvv1qzv6oso4_250.gif

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a craving today.

Mussels in black bean sauce.

I've never had that craving before. Must have been something I saw online.




It's gonna be a long day.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_n6b4wwJDUb1r362ilo1_500_zpsfakh0qtm.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love mussels but have never had mussels in black bean sauce. Sounds good. Maybe you need zinc or protein or something? .

They are lovely.

Usually when the body craves something like that you are lacking in something.

 

[Saint Peter]

My body must be needing a sloppy blowjob.

 

[lovetoread]

My body needs a sloppy joe.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

It depends I think. I get two definite types of craving. I get cravings when I feel I lack something ( iron etc, and these are often right, I get blood tests often enough that we've made a game of it at times.... ) and then VERY strong desires for things that if I wanted to I could believe we're cravings. I never actually crave chocolate, tarts or cake, or pasta or bread. I do often think I want them, lots and lots! Before/ during my period I tend to crave really, really rare steak. Or steak tartare.

Apart from yearnings for sweet crap I now and then get cravings for either cabbage or potato. I think it's my body telling me I should to back to Ireland.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

. cabbage is so delicious, may be its your body just being healthy? Nothing wrong with either of them.

Ooh spring cabbage. I could just murder a bowl of colcannon.

 

[butters]

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10010329-splinter/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAPErVZ-5e0
watching the movie now - it's ok! you know 'the hand'? there are sun funny, scary ones in this

 

[Jennifer]

I feel like giving a sloppy blow job.

After the Stromboli.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I feel like giving a sloppy blow job.

After the Stromboli.

Care to share?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I have a craving today.

Mussels in black bean sauce.

I've never had that craving before. Must have been something I saw online.




It's gonna be a long day.

Are you pregnant?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Are you pregnant?

Ooooooh, shit.