The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[HarryHill]

...38

 

[snugglestruggle]

My money's on Ted.

Think he even knows who he is?

My money is on the Hot sauce lady *snicker*

 

[HarryHill]

...39

 

[Saint Peter]

Saint Peter has great tits.

I have had my fair share.

 

[Smootg103]

...37

It's not polite to publicly count how many sandwiches you woman eats fo lunch brah.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stats don't lie. Does this make ### a blurt girl now?

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 3,775
User Name Posts
Saint Peter 346
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I win!!

 

[Noor]

I win!!

I need to post more

 

[lovetoread]

I win!!

How am I not #1?

 

[Saint Peter]

How am I not #1?

You are a slacker, that is why.

 

[TwinkleStars]

I have had my fair share.

My fav were the ones with pasties that twirled.

 

[lovetoread]

You are a slacker, that is why.

...

 

[Saint Peter]

My fav were the ones with pasties that twirled.

Yes. Those were some fine titties.

 

[Noor]

...

Post a bit more and you can beat me...

 

[lovetoread]

I'm gonna have to put on some twirly pasties and do as the master does.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just like the hula hoop only vertical.

 

[Saint Peter]

Try it again.

and one
and two
and three
and...

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm gonna have to put on some twirly pasties and do as the master does.

A stripper once told me a REAL pro can spin them each in opposite directions.

#LTRBucketList

 

[lovetoread]

I gotta get to practicing.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I gotta get to practicing.

Pay-per-view live streaming practice sessions might help subsidize the cost of professional-grade tassles.

Just sayin'......

 

[Saint Peter]

I am getting dizzy.

 

[lovetoread]

slow down, we aint all pros here

 

[Saint Peter]

Speed up.

Escape velocity.

 

[Wings]

The dog is the best errand copilot ever.

 

[Noor]

The dog is the best errand copilot ever.

Can I borrow him? I have gotten no errands done so far today...

 

[Wings]

Can I borrow him? I have gotten no errands done so far today...

She'd come along willingly! She doesn't whine, she doesn't ask for new shoes, she doesn't bring random computer monitors home.