Dead Pool 2016

[Colonel Hogan]

Umm... If you are going to give Col Hogan a participation ribbon, you should mention that this is the first time in 5 or 6 years that ole Johnny has a stiffy!

I may have to sue you and Rob for libel. Fact is, I took a quick lead in the first month of the pool last year or the year before. Can't remember.

Okay, it didn't last long, but was #1 for at least an eye blink!!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I may have to sue you and Rob for libel. Fact is, I took a quick lead in the first month of the pool last year or the year before. Can't remember.

Okay, it didn't last long, but was #1 for at least an eye blink!!!

I'll take your word for it, I lost seven years of dead pool history when my laptop got crushed in my car wreck. I had online backups from only 2013, 2014 and 2015 and didn't see you in the top ten for those years.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'll take your word for it, I lost seven years of dead pool history when my laptop got crushed in my car wreck. I had online backups from only 2013, 2014 and 2015 and didn't see you in the top ten for those years.

I don't remember the year, but I got two stiffs in the very first or second week of the year. And those were probably the only ones I got for the rest of the year.

 

[RoryN]

...I got two stiffs in the very first or second week of the year. And those were probably the only ones I got for the rest of the year.

Better than renard or miles - they only get 'em when Drudge Report posts porn.

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http://i.imgur.com/A4ctDxJ.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Joe Garagiola died today at age 90. I had no idea he was still alive this year! He made watching baseball on TV fun.

 

[Queersetti]

That's not a White Shadow, that's a ghost.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/voiceacting/images/5/56/Ken_Howard.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130915181337

 

[ryan8558]

I'll take your word for it, I lost seven years of dead pool history when my laptop got crushed in my car wreck. I had online backups from only 2013, 2014 and 2015 and didn't see you in the top ten for those years.

Rob, backups are your friend.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob, backups are your friend.

Trust me, I am a big fan of backups. Just didn't think Deadpools over three years over had any relevance to anyone....forgot about Colonel Hogan's obsession with ancient history.

(His obsession is only surpassed by Lance's obsession with anything that squats to pee)

 

[RobDownSouth]

Nobody had Patty Duke?

She died a horrible death today at age 69, ruptured intestine and death by acute sepsis.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Nobody had Patty Duke?

She died a horrible death today at age 69, ruptured intestine and death by acute sepsis.

Just been rabbiting on to myself about her in Iso.

 

[nerfhearder]

Nobody had Patty Duke?

She died a horrible death today at age 69, ruptured intestine and death by acute sepsis.

I can't believe she was only 69. If you had asked me before this I would have guessed late 70's/early 80's.

 

[nerfhearder]

I hope her identical cousin is ok.

 

[nerfhearder]

They laugh alike, they walk alike, they die alike. Cuz they're cousins, identical cousins.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I hope her identical cousin is ok.

Odd Patty Duke memory:
January 1972 my best friend and I skipped school and went exploring in downtown Atlanta. Right next to Georgia State University was the old Atlanta Sports Auditorium. There was a band with incredibly long hair unloading their equipment at noon. We snuck in the unguarded back freight entrance and watched them set up their amps and stuff from the balcony

....and then was treated to the original Alice Cooper Group doing a thundering heavy metal soundcheck of "The Patty Duke Show Theme".

"Patty's only seen the sights a girl can see from Brooklyn Heights...."

Laughed my ass off.

 

[RoryN]

New points:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Washington

 

[Sanjeet]

This does not sound like a very pleasant place to be swimming.


Sanjeet

 

[RobDownSouth]

Updated to include the death of Dwayne Pearl Washington.
1 RoryN 39
2 GoFuckYourself 29
3 RobDownSouth 23
4 Cleaver 21
5 Pookie 18
6 Ramone 45 17
7 Colonel Hogan 10
8 Johnny Savage 10
9 Babbling Brooke 9
10 Lorilei 9
11 Wok 7
12 Ishtat 5
13 Brollyanna 3
14 Beco 1
15 Aquagal 0
16 BoyNextDoor 0
17 deehere 0
18 JKendallDane 0
19 Liar 0
20 Mr. NoOne 0
21 Queersetti 0
22 ScCouple1990 0
23 Sean 0
24 WrongElement 0
25 Yossi 0

 

[Dash of Nose Candy]

Updated to include the death of Dwayne Pearl Washington.
1 Brains N Boobs 38
2 Dash of Nose Candy 38
3 Dos Equis 38
4 SuccessfulTroll 38
5 GoFuckYourself 29
6 RobDownSouth 23
7 Cleaver 21
8 Pookie 18
9 Ramone 45 17
10 Johnny Savage 10
11 Babbling Brooke 9
12 Lorilei 9
13 Colonel Hogan 8
14 Wok 7
15 Ishtat 5
16 Brollyanna 3
17 Beco 1
18 Aquagal 0
19 BoyNextDoor 0
20 deehere 0
21 JKendallDane 0
22 Liar 0
23 Mr. NoOne 0
24 Queersetti 0
25 ScCouple1990 0
26 Sean 0
27 TryHarder62 0
28 WrongElement 0
29 Yossi 0

Seeing as how Fatty Rob has no clue how to run a simple pool, we shall post the corrected results.

 

[RoryN]

Updated to include the death of Dwayne Pearl Washington.
1 RoryN 39
2 GoFuckYourself 29
3 RobDownSouth 23
4 Cleaver 21
5 Pookie 18
6 Ramone 45 17
7 Colonel Hogan 10
8 Johnny Savage 10
9 Babbling Brooke 9
10 Lorilei 9
11 Wok 7
12 Ishtat 5
13 Brollyanna 3
14 Beco 1
15 Aquagal 0
16 BoyNextDoor 0
17 deehere 0
18 JKendallDane 0
19 Liar 0
20 Mr. NoOne 0
21 Queersetti 0
22 ScCouple1990 0
23 Sean 0
24 WrongElement 0
25 Yossi 0

Running pretty close at the top 3...

 

[Dash of Nose Candy]

Running pretty close at the top 3...

Sorry, you have been disqualified for cheating again.


Originally Posted by RobDownSouth View Post

Updated to include the death of Dwayne Pearl Washington.
1 Brains N Boobs 38
2 Dash of Nose Candy 38
3 Dos Equis 38
4 SuccessfulTroll 38
5 GoFuckYourself 29
6 RobDownSouth 23
7 Cleaver 21
8 Pookie 18
9 Ramone 45 17
10 Johnny Savage 10
11 Babbling Brooke 9
12 Lorilei 9
13 Colonel Hogan 8
14 Wok 7
15 Ishtat 5
16 Brollyanna 3
17 Beco 1
18 Aquagal 0
19 BoyNextDoor 0
20 deehere 0
21 JKendallDane 0
22 Liar 0
23 Mr. NoOne 0
24 Queersetti 0
25 ScCouple1990 0
26 Sean 0
27 TryHarder62 0
28 WrongElement 0
29 Yossi 0

 

[RobDownSouth]

Running pretty close at the top 3...

I'm rebuildin'....just like my Atlanta #Barves!

2013 - 26th place
2014 - 17th place
2015 - 5th place
2016 - 3rd place (currently).

 

[nerfhearder]

Who the hell put a shitty basketball player in their dead pool? Maybe 10 people in the world knew who he was and maybe 2 knew he was close to death. I call shenanigans.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Who the hell put a shitty basketball player in their dead pool? Maybe 10 people in the world knew who he was and maybe 2 knew he was close to death. I call shenanigans.

Study the National Enquirer "He had brain cancer last year....now he's COMPLETELY CURED!".....those kinda folks generally make next year's list.

I did the same thing with Valerie Harper.

 

[RoryN]

I'm rebuildin'....just like my Atlanta #Barves!

2013 - 26th place
2014 - 17th place
2015 - 5th place
2016 - 3rd place (currently).

That's some solid work.

Beco's troll cheerleader is PMing me about the Pool, and another one is taking some weak swipes, too. Butthurt is DEEP this year.

 

[nerfhearder]

Study the National Enquirer "He had brain cancer last year....now he's COMPLETELY CURED!".....those kinda folks generally make next year's list.

I did the same thing with Valerie Harper.

That's actually a pretty good strategy.