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Dear fond of ignorant slurs litster, you're on my ignore list so go ahead, scream into the wind. I'll never see it.

Dear apparently religious clearly unhinged litster, you're on it too. So you can kindly fuck off.

Dear Litster who knew who she was this morning and has changed a few times since then, you're a ray of sunshine and you've brightened every day since I've been here. I love receiving your messages. I always look for them first. That last one was especially sweet and flattering. Thank you.

Dear Doors-Loving Litster,

Welcome to the Jungle (or Lit), it gets worse here every day.....

Signed,

Guns 'N Roses quoting Litster
 
Dear Above Music-Referencing Litsters,

I suddenly feel like climbing on a broad set of shoulders and tossing my panties on stage.

Sincerely,
Pour Some Sugar On Me Litster
 
Dear Sugar Lovin' Litster,

I have often wondered about the throwing panties thing. I mean if I'm out in public I would assume I have on "good" panties so why would I want to just throw them away like that? And you definitely don't want to throw the bad ones on a stage for God knows who to see. Quite the conundrum....

Signed,

Fundy Undies
 
Dear Sugar Lovin' Litster,

I have often wondered about the throwing panties thing. I mean if I'm out in public I would assume I have on "good" panties so why would I want to just throw them away like that? And you definitely don't want to throw the bad ones on a stage for God knows who to see. Quite the conundrum....

Signed,

Fundy Undies

Dear Undie Wearing Litster,

We're supposed to wear them?

Sincerely,
Missing Something Litster
 
Dear Undie Wearing Litster,

We're supposed to wear them?

Sincerely,
Missing Something Litster

Dear Missing Something,

Well, I know it's a personal preference. My OCD, however, requires a matching set. ANOTHER reason I couldn't just throw them up on a stage - what if I don't have another pair to match my bra?!?! These are real problems, people!

Signed,
Color Coordinated Litster
 
Dear pantie throwing litsters, I believe you are suppose to write your phone number on your panties before tossing! At least that's what I would like if I were a Rock Star!!!
 
Dear tired of being lied to Litster,

There's a lot of that about in this fine place..... :rolleyes: You deserve so much better.

One day your prince will come..... And when he does, ask if he has a brother. :D

Lit Bachelorette #3


Dear Bachelorette #3 and All of the supportive Litsters that have contacted me,

I am humbled by the responses to my last post here as I was not expecting any at all. It does my :heart: good to have such an outpouring of support and to know I'm not alone in a situation as such. As far as this site goes...I see no reason to lie or deceive anyone. I'm not looking for anything other than friendship. Even the crushes I develop are online, (albeit sometimes off Lit), fantasy fun...but aside from that, I still consider them friends. I respect my friends here and honesty is at the forefront. I'm not here to hurt anyone's feelings or egos or try to gain anything by tricking someone for my own selfish reasons. Dishonesty is just that...selfish. It's selfish...insulting and purposefully hurtful. Friendship, to me, is too much of a treasure to keep buried.
So with that...I thank those who have reached out to extend their friendship and kind words of support.

Signed,
A Humbled Friend :cathappy:
 
Dear Litster with question

What do people lie about on here?

Why does there even have to be drama?

Just relax, smile and enjoy what everything is...

Enjoy the beautiful day :)
 
Dear Litsters,

Thanks for making the forums a welcomed escape from the real world. Y'all are awesome.
 
Dear Classless Flyers Fans,

Way to keep that image alive! :rolleyes:

*smh* Flyers fan


Dear SMH,

Yeah I was kinda shocked by their actions and I had never before seen a team get a penalty because of the fans!! Sorry to say (kinda) that the Flyers looked like a broken team in the last period....but I do have to admit I lauuughed and lauuuuughed. Especially seeing Simmonds sitting there with the facial expression he had! Priceless. :D Here's to hoping the Flyers are swept!!

Signed,
All in good sportsmanship, Fighting Hockey Fan. ;)
 
Dear SMH,

Yeah I was kinda shocked by their actions and I had never before seen a team get a penalty because of the fans!! Sorry to say (kinda) that the Flyers looked like a broken team in the last period....but I do have to admit I lauuughed and lauuuuughed. Especially seeing Simmonds sitting there with the facial expression he had! Priceless. :D Here's to hoping the Flyers are swept!!

Signed,
All in good sportsmanship, Fighting Hockey Fan. ;)

Dear Red Wing Litster,

The Flyers have been a broken team for a couple years now. This sweep will come as no surprise. So, you will get your wish.

Wayne Simmonds was telling the fans to "stop, f'n stop!" That was the funniest part of that ugly sequence. Of the game, really.

http://i.imgur.com/E3kAQRx.gif

The only team I want to see knocked out is the Penguins. So, good luck with your series.

Frustrated Flyer Fan
 
Dear Red Wing Litster,

The Flyers have been a broken team for a couple years now. This sweep will come as no surprise. So, you will get your wish.

Wayne Simmonds was telling the fans to "stop, f'n stop!" That was the funniest part of that ugly sequence. Of the game, really.

http://i.imgur.com/E3kAQRx.gif

The only team I want to see knocked out is the Penguins. So, good luck with your series.

Frustrated Flyer Fan


Dear FFF,
That's a great clip lol :D

I agree about the Pens....but even more so at this point I want Tampa Bay out. I wanna see Tyler Johnson cry. (I know I'm a bitch, right??) :D

All is fair in Love and Hockey! :heart:

Signed,
Redwing Nut ;)
 
Dear FFF,
That's a great clip lol :D

I agree about the Pens....but even more so at this point I want Tampa Bay out. I wanna see Tyler Johnson cry. (I know I'm a bitch, right??) :D

All is fair in Love and Hockey! :heart:

Signed,
Redwing Nut ;)

Dear Red Wing Nut,

That gif is hysterical. LOL

I'll watch where I can. Playoff hockey is still one of the greatest spectacles in all of sport.

Now Confined to Just Being a Hockey Fan :(
 
Dear Resigned,

At least you made it to the playoffs with your team. My team is watching round 1 from the comfort of their sofas, just like me.

Signed,

Wannabe Devil Litster who can't get past angel status
 
Dear Resigned,

At least you made it to the playoffs with your team. My team is watching round 1 from the comfort of their sofas, just like me.

Signed,

Wannabe Devil Litster who can't get past angel status

Dear Devil Litster,

That team has broken the Flyer fans collective heart more than any other, I think.

Claude LeMieux or Scott Stevens, anyone? :)

There's always next year Litster
 
Dear ex-Yank Litster,

I hear the grown-ups from Charlie Brown talking when I read the hockey posts.

Sincerely,

Needs a translator Litster
 
Dear hockey-deficient Litsters,

Just throw some of these in, and you will get by.

--"Lot of character guys in the room."
--"He needs to put the biscuit in the basket."
--"He can sure head-man the puck."
--"Boy, the Maple Leafs suck, again!"

You'll do fine.

Litster
 
Dear H-erotic Litster,

I think you've been mucking in the crease a bit much.

Litster
 
Dear Helpful Hockey Litster,

Okay, I'll give it a try:

Can the character guys in the room put their biscuits in the other guy's basket and suck, too?

Did I do it right?

Signed,
Homoerotic Hockey Talk

Dear HE Talk Litster,

Not quite. :D

Dear H-erotic Litster,

I think you've been mucking in the crease a bit much.

Litster

Dear Litster,

Not sure which crease he's mucking in. :eek:

Enjoy the Games Litster
 
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