The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Jennifer]

Do I need to bitch-slap someone?

Yes, please. My children's father.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Yes, please. My children's father.

PM me the address.

 

[neci]

you've at least taken the tongue, no?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Well. This is what I get for marrying a man who's a decade younger than I am.

poor raw dicks. this is why men have hands and mouths.

Like drinking, fuck smarter, not harder. Except in those momentary bursts when it's fun.

On a lazy Sunday if there's no place to be in a hurry, I like to follow the 20/15/30 rule. Fuck for 20 minutes, nut, rest (or re-foreplay) for fifteen, then fuck again for another thirty.

Nut again, then repeat if necessary.

Or possible.

 

[neci]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-klMl9_Wcvnc/TZKrxjPDsLI/AAAAAAAA_os/Hf3s6Rg5kGA/s640/389c1081.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

omg guys... it's already April.. wtf happened to this year already?

 

[Jennifer]

PM me the address.

Fuck! He has a PO Box.

 

[Wings]

Me?!? Yes.

Repeatedly. And then again. And again.

 

[silver gurl]

Marie Barone/Doris Roberts has died.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Marie Barone/Doris Roberts has died.

Just saw that, too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck! He has a PO Box.

Maybe if I concentrate hard enough, I can make his head explode.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Marie Barone/Doris Roberts has died.

Brilliant actress.

 

[Jennifer]

Maybe if I concentrate hard enough, I can make his head explode.

My fingers are crossed.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Snopes said yes, it is true.
She did such an incredibly funny job with that character.
Spot on.

 

[pensivepoet]

Fuck
It suddenly feels like my head is gonna explode.

 

[hashtag45]

Fuck
It suddenly feels like my head is gonna explode.

Don't make too much noise; those portable loos have paper-thin walls.
And try some plums before bedtime.

 

[Noor]

Fuck! He has a PO Box.

Don't we all?

 

[Noor]

Making cinnamon apple pancake type things, tasting pretty good.
gluten free, dairy free, egg free, nut free

 

[RobDownSouth]

Fuck
It suddenly feels like my head is gonna explode.

You went swimming with snakes this afternoon.

Check yourself for the odd puncture wound.

Anti-venom is covered under Obamacare, btw.

 

[Disgustipated]

My good friend just moved to Houston from The Whale's Vagina. I Facebooked him from the beach today in 87 degree sunny weather and asked how he liked it in H-Town so far. His answer? "Fuck you, asshole!"

https://jonesee90.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tumblr_mvfzu4k74m1rmzrqmo1_500.gif

 

[pink]

I've been so lonely and sad today. I'm lost.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Fuck
It suddenly feels like my head is gonna explode.

My aim must be off.

 

[fluffPE]

I like your butt!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.chopsticksny.com/contents/wp-content/uploads/jc0913_1.jpg

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/54cf79b3e4b0728e9032df0e/5548c3f2e4b035cc76d4f60e/55510692e4b089ed6e82af55/1431443420210/?format=1000w

Work iz dunzo. It's gyoza n' shochu time now!

http://media.giphy.com/media/xQNh3Ffs6pjKU/giphy.gif

 

[Lyricalli]

I've been so lonely and sad today. I'm lost.

That will come and go. Eventually, you find your way.