The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[TwinkleStars]

Damn, I'm going to be bored REALLY soon if this keeps up.

 

[pensivepoet]

I wonder if you can get food delivered.
Is it legal for motorcycles to go between lanes there?

You can't get anywhere.
I've been stuck on the W bound 8 for 5 hrs. Now they're turning us all around.
Right thru the median.
I need to get to Bellaire.
How the hell can that happen?
Every way there is flooded.
Fuck me.
If they'd only let me get to 45s.

 

[butters]

14 inches of standing water in the roads outside Stately Downsouth Manor this morning.

I have never seen it this bad in Houston.

No driving for yours truly.

damn, that's a fair bit of water - stay safe

16+ inch of rain overnight in Houston.
What a monkey fuck.
I've gone 2 mls in 2 hrs. The whole city is stopped.
Freeways flooded.
Happy Monday to me.
Fuck

bloody hell! you too.

Talk about surreal.
I'm watching a homeless guy walking down the middle of the East bound Sam Houston at 8:30 am cuz it's shut down to vehicles.
He's making a lot better time than me.

there's a poem in there, you know it.

I haven't moved since my last post.
Raining hard again.
I'm fucked
~and I need bacon

sorry to read further and see you're still caught up. hope you get there or home again as soon as possible and safely.

gypsy, be safe too.

 

[butters]

plus, i really wanna say

Houston, we have a problem...

 

[HarryHill]

plus, i really wanna say

Houston, we have a problem...

:facepalm:

 

[butters]

:facepalm:

the devil made me do it

 

[thør]

Houston has a problem, but I don't.

Nice clear skies and temperatures in the 50's (°F) are not a problem at all.

 

[neci]

bayou gators and water snakes from the gutters. watch out! i woke up at 3am just prior to a huge flash/boom! red eyed monster cell. slow moving drenching. today i live on a little hill. no flood threats here. reports of friends flooded out this morning. stay safe and dry.

 

[txboyalone]

still have our head about water in Southeast Texas

 

[NHKitty]

Today has been a looong day.

But, vacation is two weeks away. I got this!

 

[Fata Morgana]

11.22.63 is bloody fantastic.

 

[butters]

11.22.63 is bloody fantastic.

nice one so much of his doesn't translate (for my taste) well to tv/film.

imma watching masterchef. when does the apprentice come back on?

 

[NHKitty]

11.22.63 is bloody fantastic.

I just read the book, it was very good.

 

[neci]

11.22.63 is bloody fantastic.

that it is.

fata kisses!

http://www.acuteaday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kitten-kisses.jpg

 

[butters]

i hate it when i'm flicking through channels to look for a film, find something that sounds an interesting title only to see it has bloody steven seagal in it. ugh. can not watch that guy.

 

[Super-Surprise]

https://s.yimg.com/dh/ap/default/160418/VPgRVPK_-_Imgur.gif

 

[Super-Surprise]

i hate it when i'm flicking through channels to look for a film, find something that sounds an interesting title only to see it has bloody steven seagal in it. ugh. can not watch that guy.

Somebody Up There Likes Me (2012)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2014346/

 

[HarryHill]

i hate it when i'm flicking through channels to look for a film, find something that sounds an interesting title only to see it has bloody steven seagal in it. ugh. can not watch that guy.

Another reason we're so compatible, curry's in the marinade

 

[Aglaopheme]

Trying to get work done at the office after having my eyes dilated is laughable.

 

[pensivepoet]

bayou gators and water snakes from the gutters. watch out! i woke up at 3am just prior to a huge flash/boom! red eyed monster cell. slow moving drenching. today i live on a little hill. no flood threats here. reports of friends flooded out this morning. stay safe and dry.

I had to wade through some nasty near chest deep water today.
Two Mexicans watching me from a platform pointed out a snake swimming 20ft to my right.
But by that point, no snake in his right mind would've messed with me.
What a day.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I thought this would be a fine place as any, to put this:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3427f816002ea3b297aa6d3b2c3d8fee/tumblr_o5q739uBIm1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg


Which mommy y'all think Eeyore had?

Or do you think he is the fella with the broom?

He's what's being swept up by the broom, is more like it.

i hate it when i'm flicking through channels to look for a film, find something that sounds an interesting title only to see it has bloody steven seagal in it. ugh. can not watch that guy.

Inclined to agree with you now. He douched out big time. However, I'd be lying if I didn't say that this is a certified classic:

http://10-themes.com/data_images/wallpapers/3/299759-above-the-law.jpg

The Japanese poster is even better:

http://images.moviepostershop.com/above-the-law-movie-poster-1988-1020516423.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

I had to wade through some nasty near chest deep water today.
Two Mexicans watching me from a platform pointed out a snake swimming 20ft to my right.
But by that point, no snake in his right mind would've messed with me.
What a day.

You can tell your grandchildren you survived Houston's rainiest day ever.

 

[Sean]

i hate it when i'm flicking through channels to look for a film, find something that sounds an interesting title only to see it has bloody steven seagal in it. ugh. can not watch that guy.

What??? Under Siege has both Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as baddies, how can you not watch that?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I had to wade through some nasty near chest deep water today.
Two Mexicans watching me from a platform pointed out a snake swimming 20ft to my right.
But by that point, no snake in his right mind would've messed with me.
What a day.

 

[Disgustipated]

What??? Under Siege has both Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as baddies, how can you not watch that?

Plus naked Erika Eliniak! (sp?)