The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pensivepoet]

Feeder roads next to 610 have over two feet of standing water.

Stay high and dry, my friend. This is ugly.

I'm parked on the 8 at aldine/westfield.
Bring me a bacon sammich.
Thnx

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm parked on the 8 at aldine/westfield.
Bring me a bacon sammich.
Thnx

I'm laughing because I WAS eating bacon when you posted this!

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm laughing because I WAS eating bacon when you posted this!

That doesn't help.
I don't know why Houston didn't order everyone to stay home.
No one's getting anywhere anyway.
There goes my plans to be on S. Padre this afternoon drinking beer at Boomerang Billy's.
~sigh

 

[pensivepoet]

Talk about surreal.
I'm watching a homeless guy walking down the middle of the East bound Sam Houston at 8:30 am cuz it's shut down to vehicles.
He's making a lot better time than me.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I want bacon and eggs and have neither here in the house.

I am so glad I have a day this week with absolutely nothing on my schedule. Before I hit the road yet again on Friday.

 

[WalksOnWater]

You are messing with the wrong person at the wrong fucking time. Your beef appears to be with every other parent on the team, but you cannot see that you are the common denominator. Back off, you fucking condescending bitch. The only person you are adversely affecting is your own child. Can't you see that!?!

(This blurt brought to you by sports team momma drama, not lit).

My goodness, what a fine example of parental maturity. No wonder kids live with mommy and daddy til they're 44 these days.

Thanks for sharing your latest childish diary entry with Twatterville, USSA!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

My goodness, what a fine example of parental maturity. No wonder kids live with mommy and daddy til they're 44 these days.

Thanks for sharing your latest childish diary entry with Twatterville, USSA!

You're welcome.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

State of Emergency was not declared ?

What about the sink hole problem ? yikes!

In the past-
A Boston rain so hard and fast, cars were floating away in underpass dips.
"Ponding."
No emergency declared.
Soon after that, the subway filled up with fourteen feet of accumulated rain.
Emergency was declared, after that.

 

[pensivepoet]

I haven't moved since my last post.
Raining hard again.
I'm fucked
~and I need bacon

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*listens to some squeaking sounds from John Carpenter's horrific conglomerate version of a monster, The Thing*

Which head is the sound coming from ?

A little early in the day for pisting...

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Brooke, sweet voiced lovely

Your post made perfect sense to me.
Does problem mom have a splinter that is the size of a telephone pole
sticking out of her eye ?
One person making a whole group of people annoyed.
That has a familiar ring to it...

 

[Emerson40]

You are messing with the wrong person at the wrong fucking time. Your beef appears to be with every other parent on the team, but you cannot see that you are the common denominator. Back off, you fucking condescending bitch. The only person you are adversely affecting is your own child. Can't you see that!?!

(This blurt brought to you by sports team momma drama, not lit).

My goodness, what a fine example of parental maturity. No wonder kids live with mommy and daddy til they're 44 these days.

Thanks for sharing your latest childish diary entry with Twatterville, USSA!

You're welcome.

I thought this would be a fine place as any, to put this:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3427f816002ea3b297aa6d3b2c3d8fee/tumblr_o5q739uBIm1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg


Which mommy y'all think Eeyore had?

Or do you think he is the fella with the broom?

 

[Lancecastor]

What's the difference between a Sports Mom and a Pit Bull Terrier?

Lipstick.

You are messing with the wrong person at the wrong fucking time. Your beef appears to be with every other parent on the team, but you cannot see that you are the common denominator. Back off, you fucking condescending bitch. The only person you are adversely affecting is your own child. Can't you see that!?!

(This blurt brought to you by sports team momma drama, not lit).

 

[Sean]

I thought this would be a fine place as any, to put this:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3427f816002ea3b297aa6d3b2c3d8fee/tumblr_o5q739uBIm1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg


Which mommy y'all think Eeyore had?

Or do you think he is the fella with the broom?

Don't get him started on brooms, they seem to confuse him.

 

[Lancecastor]

sean has the broom.

He spent most of the weekend bragging about it.

I thought this would be a fine place as any, to put this:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3427f816002ea3b297aa6d3b2c3d8fee/tumblr_o5q739uBIm1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg


Which mommy y'all think Eeyore had?

Or do you think he is the fella with the broom?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I want bacon and eggs and have neither here in the house.

I do.

 

[gypsyTX]

14 inches of standing water in the roads outside Stately Downsouth Manor this morning.

I have never seen it this bad in Houston.

No driving for yours truly.

16+ inch of rain overnight in Houston.
What a monkey fuck.
I've gone 2 mls in 2 hrs. The whole city is stopped.
Freeways flooded.
Happy Monday to me.
Fuck

Thankfully they delayed school start by two hours for us and I didn't have to go out in the worst of this mess.

Poet, I hope you still get to go to Padre.

What's the difference between a Sports Mom and a Pit Bull Terrier?

Lipstick.

You're not a dog person, are you?

 

[pensivepoet]

Thanks Gypsy
Not a chance. Still haven't moved.
Still no bacon.
I've broken open the pop tarts.
They don't have bacon flavor.
The bastards.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I do.

Come 'ere with your beautiful self and bring the bacon with you.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Come 'ere with your beautiful self and bring the bacon with you.

I wish I could. I have plenty to share.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Thanks Gypsy
Not a chance. Still haven't moved.
Still no bacon.
I've broken open the pop tarts.
They don't have bacon flavor.
The bastards.

Shark tank TV show, here I come!

 

[pensivepoet]

Shark tank TV show, here I come!

15 yards for taunting.

 

[gypsyTX]

15 yards for taunting.

I wonder if you can get food delivered.
Is it legal for motorcycles to go between lanes there?

 

[HarryHill]

I wonder if you can get food delivered.
Is it legal for motorcycles to go between lanes there?

..
I've never got a ticket for white lining; it must be legal everywhere

 

[RobDownSouth]

Made it to work finally. UPS was completely discharged.

30 cars (!!!) wrapped around the drive-through lane at McDonalds nearby.