i broke a belt

[Bert Notorius]

first mow of the season
it was the wrong size anyway
put it on last year
as a stop-gap.

scored a 108" @ farm&fleet
back in business

chased out a baby bunny
from under the woodpile

saw a bumblebee

ate dirt

saw a dirt devil

washed the new tahoe.

that's right

the new tahoe.

 

[WalksOnWater]

first mow of the season
it was the wrong size anyway
put it on last year
as a stop-gap.

scored a 108" @ farm&fleet
back in business

chased out a baby bunny
from under the woodpile

saw a bumblebee

ate dirt

saw a dirt devil

washed the new tahoe.

that's right

the new tahoe.

Sorry, "a Shelby" is the "grown man" measuring stick for today.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Sorry, "a Shelby" is the "grown man" measuring stick for today.

it has a bidet.

 

[WalksOnWater]

it has a bidet.

~ yawn ~

"a Shelby" comes with this:

https://rootieskitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/carroll-shelby.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

~ yawn ~

"a Shelby" comes with this:

https://rootieskitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/carroll-shelby.jpg

msN hates when i
turn up the surround sound.

https://jennydmizcapstone.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/larger-than-moral-needs.jpg

unless
it's josh grobin.

 

[WalksOnWater]

How much?

 

[Bert Notorius]

too much

 

[Saint Peter]

50k?

Fvck that.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Belts.

At the end of the year I shipped four of my street rods to the midwest. We planned on being moved before spring.
I also put my riding mower on the back end of the second trailer. My 54" lawn tractor is in Illinois and my Florida lawn is as tall as a deer's ass with no mower to cut it.(The grass, not the deers ass)

The mower has three new blades, a new battery, and both new belts. My son called and said he's mowing my lawn back there. I told him to ride the mower to Florida and cut this grass. I didn't know my kids could talk like that!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

50k?

Fuck that.

My first house didn't cost that much.

 

[Saint Peter]

Might as well spring for the extra 17,000 and get the heated seats and 4wd.

 

[Bert Notorius]

it's a 2011
i don't buy new

new ones are 73k.

shopped at farm&fleet
for a suitable flashlite
mag has a new one
for 50 bucks.

i passed.

 

[Saint Peter]

LED or old skool bulb?

 

[Bert Notorius]

dilithium crystal.

 

[WalksOnWater]

new ones are 73k.

Geezus, that's a lot of chili.

 

[Saint Peter]

No shit.

For that much cash you should get a real truck.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I remember when you could get a Kenworth conventional for that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i have a real truck
286k

needs rear breaks

maybe next weekend.

 

[pensivepoet]

i have a real truck
286k

needs rear breaks

maybe next weekend.

I think you just wrote a country western song.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I think you just wrote a country western song.

did i mention
my dog died?

i'm over it.

 

[pensivepoet]

did i mention
my dog died?

i'm over it.

Yeah, I know. He got runned over by the tractor cuz daddy was drunk agin.
*spits*

 

[Bert Notorius]

Yeah, I know. He got runned over by the tractor cuz daddy was drunk agin.
*spits*

there was kid in my class
in grade school
that was run over and killed
by a tractor

popped his head like a melon.

i haven't thought about that in decades.

thanks a lot.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

did i mention
my dog died? Originally Posted by Bert Notorius View Post
i have a real truck
286k

needs rear breaks

maybe next weekend.
I think you just wrote a country western song.

i'm over it.

Was that the same day your mom got out of prison and the Wabash Cannon Ball was hauling a gambler bound for no where?
Hank Williams sung that in 1947 while on tour in Dodge City at high noon during the gun fight at the OK corral right after the second rendition of dualing banjos by Kitty Wells and Roy Rogers.

This is true, ya cain't make this shit up.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Yeah, I know. He got runned over by the tractor cuz daddy was drunk agin.
*spits*

Is that country version of Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Was that the same day your mom got out of prison and the Wabash Cannon Ball was hauling a gambler bound for no where?
Hank Williams sung that in 1947 while on tour in Dodge City at high noon during the gun fight at the OK corral right after the second rendition of dualing banjos by Kitty Wells and Roy Rogers.

This is true, ya cain't make this shit up.

i prefer to think of it as

americana.