The weirdest text message

[smoothg103rd]

This chick just texted me out of the blue and said, " Let's role play. You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You can have it your way, while I'll be loving it". What the fuck?

 

[Noor]

This chick just texted me out of the blue and said, " Let's role play. You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You can have it your way, while I'll be loving it". What the fuck?

It's just a bad line. Do you know her? Have you had sex with her? If not, I wouldn't wonder too...

It's usually guys with really bad lines which makes me wonder if her BF has her phone and is fishing.

 

[pete]

it was a wrong number, brah.

girls like that don't mess with grapes

 

[Disgustipated]

This chick just texted me out of the blue and said, " Let's role play. You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You can have it your way, while I'll be loving it". What the fuck?

TracFones can receive texts?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

So ifreal you are saying the context of the text went over your head?

I will bite and help you out.

The correct response is:

"Ha! You sure you can handle it my way? If so I am open 24/7"

 

[Smootg103]

Dat crazy ishell brah, was it you moms cuz she sent da same to me frfr.

 

[pollynova]

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

 

[smartjuanxxx]

This chick just texted me out of the blue and said, " Let's role play. You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You can have it your way, while I'll be loving it". What the fuck?

Special Sauce or CreamPie?

 

[Liar]

So ifreal you are saying the context of the text went over your head?

I will bite and help you out.

The correct response is:

"Ha! You sure you can handle it my way? If so I am open 24/7"

Wrong, the correct response is:

"Great! Nobody ever lets me have it my way. Prepare with plastic sheets and a large jar of Marmite. I'll be over with the vuvuzela."

 

[Que]

You are both off script. Smooth, you are sounding too "job intetview". Fixed it for you:

This chick just texted me outta the blue and said, " Let's role play. You'll be Burger King and I'll be McDonald's. You can have it your way, while I'll be loving it". The fuck?

RacistDownSouth sounds far too Song of the South, as is his core.

That shit is crazy ishell. Brah, was it your moms? 'Cause she sent da same to me frfr.

FYP

No one writes out first person phonetic spelling of how you think "those people" as you call them talk.

Pay attention to how Zumi voices MsSmooth. He gives her a little urban flavor without going full racist blaxploitation trope.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Smooth!!!! I haven't seen you around. I haven't been around here much though.

Fuck diggity, yo. Been banging bitches and smoking the dope?!?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Had to go see what that was about.

 

[smoothg103rd]

It's just a bad line. Do you know her? Have you had sex with her? If not, I wouldn't wonder too...

It's usually guys with really bad lines which makes me wonder if her BF has her phone and is fishing.

Yeah I fucked her before. Just haven't heard from her in a while.

 

[smoothg103rd]

it was a wrong number, brah.

girls like that don't mess with grapes

Haven't heard? Us grape boys where it's at.

 

[smoothg103rd]

TracFones can receive texts?

My trap phone is for drug transactions only.

 

[smoothg103rd]

So ifreal you are saying the context of the text went over your head?

I will bite and help you out.

The correct response is:

"Ha! You sure you can handle it my way? If so I am open 24/7"

Think I'm a funboy like you? No way in hell she can handle this Whopper.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dat crazy ishell brah, was it you moms cuz she sent da same to me frfr.

Yeah, she was going to get you to come over so I can rob you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You are both off script. Smooth, you are sounding too "job intetview". Fixed it for you:



RacistDownSouth sounds far too Song of the South, as is his core.



FYP

No one writes out first person phonetic spelling of how you think "those people" as you call them talk.

Pay attention to how Zumi voices MsSmooth. He gives her a little utban flavor without going full racist blaxploitation trope.

Curious though that he is less offended by your portayal, than Smooth's actual existence.

You gotta touch up your writing skills brah.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Smooth!!!! I haven't seen you around. I haven't been around here much though.

Fuck diggity, yo. Been banging bitches and smoking the dope?!?

Lol. Wassup Stickman? Still starting in them porno's of yours?

 

[Que]

You gotta touch up your writing skills brah.

Ai'ite.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ai'ite.

Ite..

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lol. Wassup Stickman? Still starting in them porno's of yours?

You know it. Banging stick bitches.

By the way, the weirdest text message is one I sent to my wife. I asked her to "get me a bottle of come from the store". It was supposed to say Coke. But it autocorrected and made me look like a cum slurping weirdo.

 

[snugglestruggle]

You know it. Banging stick bitches.

By the way, the weirdest text message is one I sent to my wife. I asked her to "get me a bottle of come from the store". It was supposed to say Coke. But it autocorrected and made me look like a cum slurping weirdo.

*chuckles*

 

[smoothg103rd]

You know it. Banging stick bitches.

By the way, the weirdest text message is one I sent to my wife. I asked her to "get me a bottle of come from the store". It was supposed to say Coke. But it autocorrected and made me look like a cum slurping weirdo.

Didn't know you get high.

 

[Smootg103]

Haven't heard? Us grape boys where it's at.

You gots a IQ of a grape brah.