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Christian publisher: ‘Women are losing their salvation because they masturbate’

Demonic Dildos Destroy Doris!

On the Eden Decoded website, Mack urged readers not to be “ignorant of Satan’s devices.” And he suggested that the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because it was “completely engulfed in a culture of pornography, homosexuality, wild orgies and the worship of the little god with the huge member known as Priapus.”

“Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now,” he noted. “And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life.”

“As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
 
I don't know much about US Politics and such, but the article reminds me of Pat Robertson. TYT's satire of his pearls of wisdom were so funny.. :
--- Wife Beating Advice from Pat Robertson : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O39c1BpVgLc
--- Ugly Wives Ruining Marriage : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWyM4uJ4bJ4

This quote could also lead to an interesting discussion Chomsky-style: "the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because… "


((So good to see one of the best posters migrate from the Political forum to the GB!:)))
 
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Funny how {JHWH} hit Pompeii and Herculaneum but missed the rest of the Graeco-Roman world. Some Neapolitan brothels reportedly date back to ca. 200 BCE. {JHWH} has been an equally bad shot lately. Katrina missed the decadent French Quarter. Loma Prieta missed the Broadway strip clubs and gay Castro Street. The last major L.A. quake+fire hit black Watts, not hip West Hollyweird. Seem like {JHWH} mostly hates poor people.

Meanwhile, "the ancient city of Pompeii was destroyed because… " it was in the wrong place at the wrong time. If only the winds had been offshore... BTW I've been there. I prefer Herculaneum and Paestum but Pompeii has its points of interest. And Vesuvio keeps smoking. Hint to tourists: make sure you have a round-trip ticket and can bug-out at a moment's notice. Don't buy land there.

I've not considered non-geological reasons for Pompeii's demise. Maybe skimpy blood sacrifices were offered Jupiter or Mars or Poseidon. Maybe Odin and Vulcan and Osiris were drinking and bullshitting and Vulcan said, "Hey guys, watch this..." Maybe 100 million Chinese all jumped up and landed at the same moment, sending a jolt through Earth that triggered Vesuvio. Maybe kobolds tunneling in the Monti Lattari hit the wrong vein. Oops. Maybe a local mage was pissed at being stiffed by the town council. Right.

Meanwhile I recall Xian sacred art depicting holy rapture suspiciously resembling orgasm. Whatever gets you through the night...
 
You think that's funny. Read some Chick tracts someday. Yeah, crazy shit. Paranoid, conspiracy-driven, and distinctly unconcerned about accuracy.
 
Saint Peter's 316L stainless steel asshooks are made with Love and Goodness in the USA and are still demon free.
 
You think that's funny. Read some Chick tracts someday.
I collect those. I have the complete set. Chick is mild compared to some. Chick is even funnier in Spanish, but many native Spanish tracts leave Chick in the dust. The depths of insanity have yet to be plumbed.
 
They might be radical, they might be out-of-touch with reality,

~~BUT~~

... they're not strapping on bombs in order to win the culture war.
 
They might be radical, they might be out-of-touch with reality,

~~BUT~~

... they're not strapping on bombs in order to win the culture war.
Except for bombing clinics and churches and the occasional gov't building.
 
:rolleyes:


The government bombed buildings had zero to do with religion.

The last clinic bombings proved to be press-manufactured hoaxes.

Who is bombing churches? Catholic suicide bombers? Protestant car bombs?

:eek:

This leads me to belief that the fallacy of false equivalency is being employed...
 
Which got me thinking:

The irony of what I usually see in the GB never ceases to amaze me. (not talking about the OP, who's sensible about these issues).

Some of our 'libs.' are quick to become outraged by the occasional religious christian loonie who says such things (silly things about homosexuals, sex and women). And they end up painting most Christians with the same brush.

Yet when it comes to Islamic radicals, who are even worse on such matters: no, they don't exist, because Islam good and Christianity bad. And whoever brings these up is labelled "a racist'.

I understand that they're trying to defend muslim minorities who suffer world-wide discrimination, but this is starting to look a bit ridiculous.
 
I've been pointing that out for a couple of weeks and have yet to receive much in the way of reply.

;)

As I have said of the new-age Liberal for many years now; they can comfortably compartmentalize conflicting concepts and beliefs...
 
I've been pointing that out for a couple of weeks and have yet to receive much in the way of reply.

;)

As I have said of the new-age Liberal for many years now; they can comfortably compartmentalize conflicting concepts and beliefs...

Exactly.
Like what's been going on in Europe at the moment the clash between misogyny and islamophobia.
 
Yet when it comes to Islamic radicals, who are even worse on such matters: no, they don't exist, because Islam good and Christianity bad. And whoever brings these up is labelled "a racist'.
.

This is the result of political correctness and the lemmings who follow it to the point they never express their true feelings, they express what they are supposed to say and what they do is when a muslim does something blatantly wrong or a black person their response is to point out something a white or a christian did as if that somehow makes it okay what the other person did.

Its hypocrisy and spinelessness at its finest along with what PC really is which is herd and lynch mob mentality.

And going with basic psychology I wouldn't be surprised if the most vocal of the PC mob here is most likely in their real life the biggest racist/sexist and homophobic people here.
 
As for the OP Religion has always wanted to keep women down its that simple, as apparently men masturbating is okay because they only masturbate because evil women tempt them

"men of god" fear women, always have always will.

Eve is blamed for tempting Adam, but somehow Adam gets the free pass for not saying "Um. sorry, Eve, can't do that" proof two things

1-religion wants women painted in a bad light

2-men are weak and make excuses for it right from day one in their BS myth book the bible.
 
This is the result of political correctness and the lemmings who follow it to the point they never express their true feelings, they express what they are supposed to say and what they do is when a muslim does something blatantly wrong or a black person their response is to point out something a white or a christian did as if that somehow makes it okay what the other person did.

Its hypocrisy and spinelessness at its finest along with what PC really is which is herd and lynch mob mentality.

And going with basic psychology I wouldn't be surprised if the most vocal of the PC mob here is most likely in their real life the biggest racist/sexist and homophobic people here.
Just one example: have a look at the manner in which I (non-e speaking immigrant) and SmoothG (black) have been trolled by the xenophobic and racist insults-spewing alts of GB progressives. Which is an entirely different ballgame from being called morons and such (typical GB exchanges). How dare we be opiniated and try to stand out, instead of knowing our place?
 
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In saying that, this phenomenon of compartimentalising conflicting values (like 4est said) in the specific manner that our GB political posters do, is strange
I never came across it before joining this forum.
 
They might be radical, they might be out-of-touch with reality,

~~BUT~~

... they're not strapping on bombs in order to win the culture war.

You've got a point. At this point in history, the worst of "theirs" is much worse than the worst of "ours". I haven't heard of a preacher sawing off anybody's head lately.

Of course, this was just a fun story about demonic dildos until you came along (St. Pete's response was hilarious) so imagine me blowing raspberries at you.
 
I've been pointing that out for a couple of weeks and have yet to receive much in the way of reply.

;)

As I have said of the new-age Liberal for many years now; they can comfortably compartmentalize conflicting concepts and beliefs...

Actually, I've seen that to be a problem with new-age conservatives as well.
 
Actually, I've seen that to be a problem with new-age conservatives as well.
With both.
I was referring to the "radical political libs." because this phenomenon baffles me : it's not supposed to happen with them. THEY are the ones who are supposed to be more flexible and to be willing to accept the good as well as the bad in the same person.
I didn't bring up the "radical conservatives" (let's call them that way) , because I felt that this was a well-understood trait that R-wingers tend to have.
 
As for the OP Religion has always wanted to keep women down its that simple, as apparently men masturbating is okay because they only masturbate because evil women tempt them

"men of god" fear women, always have always will.

Eve is blamed for tempting Adam, but somehow Adam gets the free pass for not saying "Um. sorry, Eve, can't do that" proof two things

1-religion wants women painted in a bad light

2-men are weak and make excuses for it right from day one in their BS myth book the bible.


Your Bible knowledge is scant at best, Laura.

Try googling "story of Onan".
 
I haven't stepped inside a church since my son married in 1991. I was Episcopalian but am no longer Christian. I s'pose I'm a Deist. Generally speaking Christians are mother fuckers I don't wanna run with. And nothing pisses me off more than the SPOTTIES who demand I eat chicken and forfeit beef at work social events, Christmas dinners come to mind.

Generally speaking I didn't start out racist or homophobic but it came after too many hurtful collisions with fags and niggers. They are now my political enemies. The core orthodoxy of each group is, white, straight, males are evil.

Both groups embrace practices that are risky business. Its like skydiving, in and off itself its benign until the parachute doesn't open. Both groups demand I embrace what they do and pay for their folly.
 
Pompeii and Priapus?

Almost all Roman towns and cities had statues, statuettes and bas-reliefs of Priapus. He was a good luck charm, rather like a 'lucky horseshoe'. The reason so many are now missing is because Christians destroyed them, and other representations of the Roman Gods, in the centuries after Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire.

If anywhere needed destroying because of sinfulness - it was Rome itself. Pompeii and Herculaneum were small provincial towns. They didn't aspire to the level of debauchery acheived in Rome.

Even under the medieval Popes, Rome was still a place for sexual pleasure.

BUT - We're all going to Hell - because we are on Literotica. Just point a fundamentalist cleric of almost any religion towards Literotica and watch them foam at the mouth before condemning us to eternal damnation.
 
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