The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

No amount of money can buy these lamps. These lamps are too good to be true. These lamps are two of a kind and are not for sale.

 

[Aglaopheme]

You fellas always wanting what you can't have.

 

[Saint Peter]

As a woman, I WANT THOSE FUCKING LAMPS!!!!!

 

[Minalick]

So... Axl broke his foot and will now sit on a throne.

 

[Saint Peter]

So... Axl broke his foot and will now sit on a throne.

*courteously flush*

 

[Saint Peter]

I feel dirty.

 

[Jennifer]

So... Axl broke his foot and will now sit on a throne.

Dave Grohl wannabe.

 

[lovetoread]

I feel dirty.

 

[phantom4533]

Why is Hillary wearing an ill-fitting Federation uniform?

 

[Saint Peter]

Bottoms up!

 

[Minalick]

Dave Grohl wannabe.

Supposedly he's borrowing that exact one.

http://diffuser.fm/axl-rose-dave-grohl-throne/

 

[thør]

The sun is out today.

Only time will tell if the plants will survive the cold snap.

They may all die.

 

[digitalia]

You must explain what god you please by typing fvck instead of fuck.

The sort of restraint-loving god I'd also try to please if I smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day instead of swearing just a little less than your momma the sailorman.

 

[HarryHill]

The sun is out today.

Only time will tell if the plants will survive the cold snap.

Cover them up at night for Christ sake

 

[Saint Peter]

Cover them up at night for Christ sake

Only the strong survive. If the little pussies cannot make it through a spring frost I do not want them on my property.

 

[lovetoread]

Stupid Inside Out made me cry.

I blame Sean. He ever so emotional and it must have rubbed off on me.

 

[Saint Peter]

puss-cestershire

 

[Fata Morgana]

The sort of restraint-loving god I'd also try to please if I smoked 5 packs of cigarettes a day instead of swearing just a little less than your momma the sailorman.

You need wittier comebacks. These read like something from a 70's sitcom.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[thør]

Only the strong survive. If the little pussies cannot make it through a spring frost I do not want them on my property.

Life continued after the summer of 1816......

 

[Saint Peter]

We fleeced the early vegetables we put out. I am normally of similar opinion, but we have had mild winter, now late colder snap, and I want the things I can get into the ground in there, not on my windowsills or surfaces, so I can get the more tender things started.

I just got a new place. The pepper plants will have to wait until next year. My post was more about the budding trees. The blossoms are beautiful and I hope they survived the cold snap. It was a light freeze and something tells me they will be alright.

 

[Jennifer]

I just got a new place. The pepper plants will have to wait until next year. My post was more about the budding trees. The blossoms are beautiful and I hope they survived the cold snap. It was a light freeze and something tells me they will be alright.

Welcome to the East. They will be fine.

 

[Saint Peter]

Welcome to the East. They will be fine.

When do the crab cakes bloom?

 

[lovetoread]

Lobster rolls bloom first.

 

[Saint Peter]

Can we share a bib?