are you in love with your phone?

[Bert Notorius]

take it everywhere you go?
sleep with it?
feed it everyday?

got my first big boy phone
buying it a wardrobe
feeling it out and up

it's exhausting.
like any new relationship.


haven't even called anyone
yet.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Careful, cell phones are known to cause kidney cancer.

 

[Bert Notorius]

link?

 

[Aella_]

Haha he slapped you right back with it, you big dummy...
1:0 for the OP.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i'm concerned

that my new smart phone

will inform my facebook frineds

when i take a shit.



is there an app for that?

 

[thør]

iPoop....

 

[Noor]

I feel naked without it.
A friend is giving me her iphone when she upgrades.
It will be my first iphone. This ought to be interesting.

 

[Rachel_X]

Using a phone to call someone... That's an interesting concept.
Maybe I'll try it sometime.

 

[Hypoxia]

Apple is evil.

iPhones are satanic.

Time for a good exorcism.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's a good tool to keep around...



I usually have some things like a box-cutter, a flashlight, some general purpose tools, etc., with me wherever I go.

 

[Aella_]

Nope. Got tired of being at everyone's beck and call 24 out if 24, so I got rid of that sort of thing ages ago.

I only use an old cellphone&calling card, skype + my note and phablet. Contact me by email and I will make the decision when to call and when it suits me. And not the other way around.

 

[SexyAlison]

I love my iPhone. It is the silver color.

 

[Lancecastor]

I love my iPhone. It is the silver color.

Is that the one with a camera?

 

[warrior queen]

No. My phone is a tool.
I use it for calls and texts mostly, and I check emails if I'm out and about.
Usually I carry phone and tablet, but I'm not obsessed with checking either....much to the disgust of my daughter, who expects a response to texts in 2.4 seconds

 

[Miasorrow]

The bigger the screen the better..

 

[Smootg103]

Nope. Got tired of being at everyone's beck and call 24 out if 24, so I got rid of that sort of thing ages ago.

I only use an old cellphone&calling card, skype + my note and phablet. Contact me by email and I will make the decision when to call and when it suits me. And not the other way around.

Geez, yous a big boy now. Yous reply to emails when you want...good for you brah! (dum paki)

 

[Hard_Rom]

I love my communicator. It's small enough to fit in my front pocket, has a flip cover so it does not get accidently activated, only costs me 100 a year, has a web browser, takes pics and I can talk and text unlimited. It has the standard Federation beeping tone for incoming transmissions and the computer voice to inform me of Priority 1 Messages from Starfleet Command. Only needs to be recharged every 7 standard days.

 

[Beco]

I wouldnt say, in love, but I do love it..... Can do most anything on that thang

 

[Aphro]

Is that the one with a camera?

The kind you can take a selfie with, you mean?

Maybe her arm's not long enough.

I've got an LGg3. I really like it.

Just don't upgrade the operating system because that fucks up all your Google sync stuff. Otherwise it's wunderbar.

 

[Lancecastor]

The bigger the screen the better..

It was her use of the word "tool", wasn't it.

 

[Lancecastor]

The kind you can take a selfie with, you mean?

Maybe her arm's not long enough.

Sexy Alison's biography claims "escort" as profession.

Escorts all have hundreds of those fat ass in the air pics.

However, Sexy Allison hasn't posted any.

And Sexy Alison only replies to posters which seem female.

I would hate to question her vaginal authenticity.

I'm so conflicted.

 

[Aphro]

Are you saying SexyAllison is actually SexyAlfred?

 

[Aella_]

Sexy Alison's biography claims "escort" as profession.

Escorts all have hundreds of those fat ass in the air pics.

However, Sexy Allison hasn't posted any.

And Sexy Alison only replies to posters which seem female.

I would hate to question her vaginal authenticity.

I'm so conflicted.

Tss tss I hate that I have to explain things to you guys, every time.
It's because some male posters here have the funny habit of trying to screw others' lives outside the board (contacting their employers or so on), or.… wanking

 

[Lancecastor]

Are you saying SexyAllison is actually SexyAlfred?

I'd just like some clarity. Not judging.

Yet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Lance...



Are you really Carlos Danger? That's what aella_ just said in a PM.