my sister's ex-boyfriend

[neci]

is an absolute douche.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Set him on fire. That's what I do.

 

[nerfhearder]

So he's a douche with vodka instead of water?

 

[neci]

vodka soaked fired douche.

 

[nerfhearder]

vodka soaked fired douche.

I can see how that would clean a woman out but it doesn't sound fun at all.

 

[neci]

what's fun got to do with it?

 

[nerfhearder]

what's fun got to do with it?

Usually when you mix vodka and pussy some fun comes from it. Not always though. I know from experience.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Details?

 

[Emerson40]

Being the 'Ex', why does it matter?

 

[nerfhearder]

Being the 'Ex', why does it matter?

Maybe he doesn't like being the ex. Or maybe he is newly the ex. Or maybe he is such an incredible douche that even years later it is apropos to call him a douche.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Does douchiness have an expiration date?

 

[spacekowboy]

Don't waste the booze.

 

[Disgustipated]

Is your sis hot?

 

[neci]

i am drinking sprite.
she's adorable.
while i don't believe in expirations on douchieness, i wouldn't use him in a flush.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

you haven't mamboed with this guy?

 

[Noor]

what is he doing?

 

[Lancecastor]

is an absolute douche.

Well then he's perfect for her, because your sister's vadge always smells like a mildewy basement.

 

[chillywilly2]

is an absolute douche.

sounds like somebody got turned down by her sisters ex

 

[Lancecastor]

sounds like somebody got turned down by her sisters ex

He has been relegated to the Penis, BAD! club.