I'm running almost every morning now

[pollynova]

I'm not one of those people that goes around bragging about how much they work out. That's not why I'm running. In fact, it has nothing to do with health at all. I'm only doing it because I know I'll see her. If she was going to a bakery every morning and eating two dozen donuts, I'd be there instead.

 

[pollynova]

She's the kind of woman that makes the straightest of women question their sexuality. For those of us already questioning, she's the answer.

 

[chillywilly2]

thats so sweet....sniff

 

[pollynova]

thats so sweet....sniff

I make a good stalker. I'm totally harmless and I've taken first-aid and cpr courses so I know what to do if she hurts herself.

 

[pollynova]

Plus, she is super fit and there's no way I'd be able to follow her all the way home without me dropping dead from exhaustion.

 

[chillywilly2]

Better hope she doesn't carry a gun

 

[pete]

I make a good stalker. I'm totally harmless and I've taken first-aid and cpr courses so I know what to do if she hurts herself.

that's totes adorbs, as my daughter would say

 

[pollynova]

Better hope she doesn't carry a gun

She doesn't wear anything that would let her carry a gun. Even on mornings below freezing, she still wears just a sports bra for a top. I think she could use a different size because she still jiggles quite a bit when she moves. But, you get to see her perfectly toned tummy that's maybe two crunches away from being a six pack. And her perfect, sculpted back. On those cold mornings, she'll wear leggings, the kind that are so tight you can see her muscles flex when she moves.

*sigh*

 

[Magicscreen2]

Ironically, your lady obsession sounds like it's improving your cardiovascular fitness.

 

[pollynova]

that's totes adorbs, as my daughter would say

I don't know what I want more, to be her or just be hers.

 

[pollynova]

Ironically, your lady obsession sounds like it's improving your cardiovascular fitness.

What is is about her that has driven you to distraction?

If aliens landed and they wanted to see the perfect example of a female human, she'd be the one. Everything about her is just flawless. You can see beautiful people, hot people, cute people, sexy people, but it's so rare to see someone that is just perfect.

She's the sort of person that you stare at then go home and look at your own pathetic self in the mirror and say, "What hell, God? Could I have just like, one percent of what she has???"

 

[pensivepoet]

It's not Heathyr Hoffman, is it?

 

[pollynova]

It's not Heathyr Hoffman, is it?

No!

 

[Writers_block]

Not that I have any particular interest in your veracity, but i call b.s. No woman goes out in just a sports bra when it is sub 32. Never happened.

But best of luck with your stalking.

She doesn't wear anything that would let her carry a gun. Even on mornings below freezing, she still wears just a sports bra for a top. I think she could use a different size because she still jiggles quite a bit when she moves. But, you get to see her perfectly toned tummy that's maybe two crunches away from being a six pack. And her perfect, sculpted back. On those cold mornings, she'll wear leggings, the kind that are so tight you can see her muscles flex when she moves.

*sigh*

 

[thør]

If aliens landed and they wanted to see the perfect example of a female human, she'd be the one. Everything about her is just flawless. You can see beautiful people, hot people, cute people, sexy people, but it's so rare to see someone that is just perfect.

She's the sort of person that you stare at then go home and look at your own pathetic self in the mirror and say, "What hell, God? Could I have just like, one percent of what she has???"

Has she opened her mouth?

Is there a brain behind the beauty?

Or, do you care?

 

[chillywilly2]

She doesn't wear anything that would let her carry a gun. Even on mornings below freezing, she still wears just a sports bra for a top. I think she could use a different size because she still jiggles quite a bit when she moves. But, you get to see her perfectly toned tummy that's maybe two crunches away from being a six pack. And her perfect, sculpted back. On those cold mornings, she'll wear leggings, the kind that are so tight you can see her muscles flex when she moves.

*sigh*

Sounds lovely...are you going to meet her?

 

[thør]

Not that I have any particular interest in your veracity, but i call b.s. No woman goes out in just a sports bra when it is sub 32. Never happened.

But best of luck with your stalking.

They do.

 

[pollynova]

Not that I have any particular interest in your veracity, but i call b.s. No woman goes out in just a sports bra when it is sub 32. Never happened.

But best of luck with your stalking.

Okay, maybe not literally freezing, but you know what I mean.

 

[Magicscreen2]

If aliens landed and they wanted to see the perfect example of a female human, she'd be the one. Everything about her is just flawless. You can see beautiful people, hot people, cute people, sexy people, but it's so rare to see someone that is just perfect.

She's the sort of person that you stare at then go home and look at your own pathetic self in the mirror and say, "What hell, God? Could I have just like, one percent of what she has???"

Now I so want to see that! (And I bet you are selling yourself short.)

 

[pollynova]

Has she opened her mouth?

Is there a brain behind the beauty?

Or, do you care?

Sounds lovely...are you going to meet her?

She'll say "hi" or "good morning" when she passes me or if we meet going the opposite direction.

I don't think we'll ever actually have a real conversation. She has a wedding ring.

 

[pollynova]

Now I so want to see that! (And I bet you are selling yourself short.)

Well, I don't think I am, but let's just say I was a 10. She's a 10,000.

 

[Magicscreen2]

Well, I don't think I am, but let's just say I was a 10. She's a 10,000.

Whoa. Now I really, really want to see a perfect 10,000!

 

[pensivepoet]

Sounds like a John Cusack movie.
Does she have a dog?

 

[pollynova]

Whoa. Now I really, really want to see a perfect 10,000!

No you don't. Because you won't be able to get her out of your head. You'll become obsessed. You'll think about her day and night! And you'll end up posting a silly thread on a message board about her!

 

[pink]

I was going to congratulate you on your running but...