Cancer Etiquette?

[pensivepoet]

I believe in karma
If you pity fuck her, someone will pity fuck you one day.
It's a win/win

 

[Sean]

If you pity fuck her, someone will pity fuck you one day.

Would you be willing to put money on that? I'll give you odds.

 

[Lancecastor]

I believe in karma
If you pity fuck her, someone will pity fuck you one day.
It's a win/win

If you take out the word pity, it has much broader appeal.

Also, I don't think her wife knows.

Poor thing is a lot younger than my first girlfriend and i want to be there for her after my friend dies.

 

[Saint Peter]

Addited: some of his posts so funny wannabe!

Well, I hope the both of you have a good time.

 

[pensivepoet]

Would you be willing to put money on that? I'll give you odds.

I was trying to be encouraging.
This is a cancer thread, after all.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't be pissy, you edited so i edited and addited popped into my head so i riffed on it.

Dont me essplain all my feelings at this difficult time...

 

[Saint Peter]

There is no need to assplain.


Go in piece.

 

[pensivepoet]

If you take out the word pity, it has much broader appeal.

Also, I don't think her wife knows.

Poor thing is a lot younger than my first girlfriend and i want to be there for her after my friend dies.

Her wife?
She's a lesbian?
I musta missed that.

 

[lovecraft68]

I think proper etiquette is for anyone who makes fun of the topic and turns it into another 'let's talk about me having sex' thread should be injected with pancreatic cancer.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah!

Ciggy?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Can you imagine if you fucked her to death, Lance?

That would be quite a feather in your cap.

 

[Jennifer]

I think proper etiquette is for anyone who makes fun of the topic and turns it into another 'let's talk about me having sex' thread should be injected with pancreatic cancer.

Cancer doesn't work that way. Just saying.

 

[Saint Peter]

Cancer doesn't work that way. Just saying.

He is an author! No need to know about stuff, just write about it and give the check to wifey.

 

[Lancecastor]

Oh , I get it..."injected with pancreatic cancer" is Authorspeak for explosively turgid manmeat, nudge nudge.

Fuck, you guys are clever.

 

[Lancecastor]

He is an author! No need to know about stuff, just write about it and give the check to wifey.

Is that like what some here might refer to as "visa trouble"?

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that like what some here might refer to as "visa trouble"?

We cannot be letting every tom, dick, and harry into this country.


Or that country.

 

[Sean]

Her wife?
She's a lesbian?
I musta missed that.

The story was getting a bit stale so the Groveller thought he'd better step it up a notch.

 

[pensivepoet]

Cancer doesn't work that way. Just saying.

It does in Doom's world.

 

[ToysAreUs]

Astonishing posts on page 2 and 3. Cancer is no joke and many of you should be ashamed of what you wrote.

WQ on page 1 got it right.

 

[pensivepoet]

Astonishing posts on page 2 and 3. Cancer is no joke and many of you should be ashamed of what you wrote.

WQ on page 1 got it right.

Suit yourself
If I find out tomorrow that I'm stage 4, I'll still joke about it.
Just don't come around my sick bed with a bunch of patronizing bullshit.
ymmv

 

[Lancecastor]

Whoever is joking around, please stop.

I was her first penis back in high school so for her to want me as her last shouldn't be made fun of.

And besides,its good for the terminally ill to get laid.

I offered my honour, she honoured my offer.

 

[Saint Peter]

I had to google ymmv.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I had to google ymmv.

smh..

 

[Lancecastor]

A Chinese man with terminal cancer has married a sex doll...that way, he doesn't leave a bereaving widow behind.


http://cdn.nextshark.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/doll4-e1447096111899.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

There are also handjob services for the disabled.

http://www.handjobtw.org/