The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Killswitch1]

Nothing has ever been confirmed, but my guess would be no, for the following reasons:

1. Like Killswitch said, lack of privacy. Even sheltered away at night, I doubt their mikes are ever off, just in case a crazed possum happens to wander by.

2. Everyone is pretty gross more or less constantly, and depending on where the site is, there may not be any chance to bathe.

3. They're tired and hungry almost from Day 1.

4. Many of the participants are married, and other pairs have an age mismatch which would make any sort of romance unlikely in any context.

5. The types of people, especially men, who are really interested in primitive survival tend to be odd ducks and loners by nature.



If nothing else, since the pairs have to sleep in cramped quarters of their own making, and usually right up against each other to stay warm, I imagine there have to be frank discussions about what an erection in the wilderness does and doesn't mean.

With all the people around and as hungry and malnourished as "they appear to be" I would think boners are rare.

The cuddling might produce one though. One girl last night was kinda snuggly and cute. heh.

 

[Batch]

wwbd?

if only he were here to give advice *le sigh*

my rudimentary laser construction days are long behind me. i'm thinking if i concentrate really really hard....

(so long as the ears don't do a uri g spoon on me!)

a length of wire, piano wire? warmed of course.

 

[butters]

a length of wire, piano wire? warmed of course.

garotting bunnies' ears with piano wire

that's sick. and so so poetic!

 

[Batch]

garotting bunnies' ears with piano wire

that's sick. and so so poetic!

*innocent look* i dare say it reminded me of byron

 

[trysail]

I'll tell you what I hate:

I hate the goddamn women walking through the woods yapping.
​

I go to the woods to hear crows cawing, leaves rustling, mockingbirds mocking, woodpeckers pecking, songbirds singing, squirrels scampering and the brook bubbling.


I do not want to listen to those babbling, blithering idiots.


​

 

[Disgustipated]

whatadouche

 

[butters]

*innocent look* i dare say it reminded me of byron

quite so ... wwbd?
well, it gave me a quickie rhyme for the 30/30 poetry thread so cheers

 

[Batch]

quite so ... wwbd?
well, it gave me a quickie rhyme for the 30/30 poetry thread so cheers

cheers!never forget the wit and mirth and joy

 

[RobDownSouth]

Nothing has ever been confirmed, but my guess would be no, for the following reasons:

1. Like Killswitch said, lack of privacy. Even sheltered away at night, I doubt their mikes are ever off, just in case a crazed possum happens to wander by.

2. Everyone is pretty gross more or less constantly, and depending on where the site is, there may not be any chance to bathe.

3. They're tired and hungry almost from Day 1.

4. Many of the participants are married, and other pairs have an age mismatch which would make any sort of romance unlikely in any context.

5. The types of people, especially men, who are really interested in primitive survival tend to be odd ducks and loners by nature.



If nothing else, since the pairs have to sleep in cramped quarters of their own making, and usually right up against each other to stay warm, I imagine there have to be frank discussions about what an erection in the wilderness does and doesn't mean.

I saw this post quoted, and for a moment thought Wrong Element was describing the last Litogether.

 

[Noor]

I think he would leave the ears on and cut a small hole at the back of the bunny's neck to fill the bunny. He would put the center back over the hole and cover it with an edible scarf of bowtie. Neat, clean and stylish.

 

[butters]

I think he would leave the ears on and cut a small hole at the back of the bunny's neck to fill the bunny. He would put the center back over the hole and cover it with an edible scarf of bowtie. Neat, clean and stylish.

with his laser skills and sartorial styling you may well be right

if i attempted that on these upright bunnies it would be an unmitigated disaster

 

[TwinkleStars]

I saw this post quoted, and for a moment thought Wrong Element was describing the last Litogether.

No, we're talking about Naked And Afraid. I'm still not sure how real it is. Loved the scene were you see she wrote 'Sorry nana' on her butt.

I know I couldn't be filming this. I'd be slipping them sandwiches when no one was looking.

Has anyone notice that the women say they have their period yet, we see no sign of this?? Like, a rolled up leaf in their snatch? Carefully blurred out of course.

I could go on forever how I these shows just don't seem all that real.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f989d000bde1afd3c3f1186791917dfa/tumblr_o4d3lb5OO81qinh1vo1_1280.jpg

Nobody Knows The Real Me by Henn Kim

https://society6.com/hennkim

 

[thør]

I'll tell you what I hate:

I hate the goddamn women walking through the woods yapping.
​

I go to the woods to hear crows cawing, leaves rustling, mockingbirds mocking, woodpeckers pecking, songbirds singing, squirrels scampering and the brook bubbling.


I do not want to listen to those babbling, blithering idiots.


​

LOL

Is this Pooh's 3 acre wood?

 

[Batch]

with his laser skills and sartorial styling you may well be right

if i attempted that on these upright bunnies it would be an unmitigated disaster

but if you use an awl that has been warm, while the chocolate rabbit rests on a bag of ice wrapped in a clean towel, this has an excellent chance of succeeding, whilst piercing the spot. Then using a small funnel, perhaps?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Too much Mads Mikkelsen (Hannibal) for me!

Mads would remove the top of the chocolate bunny skull.
True to form, Mads has an available victim-

Brit Sherlock!

"Benedict Cumberbunny comes in handmade milk, dark, and white chocolate (400g each); he costs £50; he's covered in edible "luster dust"; and he lasts six months."

http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/benedict-cumberbatch-chocolate-bunny.html

 

[HarryHill]

garotting bunnies' ears with piano wire

that's sick. and so so poetic!

*facepalm*

 

[butters]

Too much Mads Mikkelsen (Hannibal) for me!

Mads would remove the top of the chocolate bunny skull.
True to form, Mads has an available victim-

Brit Sherlock!

"Benedict Cumberbunny comes in handmade milk, dark, and white chocolate (400g each); he costs £50; he's covered in edible "luster dust"; and he lasts six months."

http://www.vulture.com/2016/03/benedict-cumberbatch-chocolate-bunny.html

a choccy cumberbatch wouldn't last 10 minutes with me, let alone 6 months

and

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*facepalm*

i know! it's all batch's fault

 

[HarryHill]

I'll tell you what I hate:

I hate the goddamn women walking through the woods yapping.
​

I go to the woods to hear crows cawing, leaves rustling, mockingbirds mocking, woodpeckers pecking, songbirds singing, squirrels scampering and the brook bubbling.
I do not want to listen to those babbling, blithering idiots.
​

..
so it's safe to say you've never had an erection in the wilderness?

 

[Batch]

a choccy cumberbatch wouldn't last 10 minutes with me, let alone 6 months

and


i know! it's all batch's fault

what?
Partner in Crime *points fingers*

 

[Sean]

..
so it's safe to say you've never had an erection in the wilderness?

Prepare for a 2400x2400 graph, which has no relevance to your question, to be posted in answer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Prepare for a 2400x2400 graph, which has no relevance to your question, to be posted in answer.

Hahahaha.

 

[butters]

watching despicable me (from the start) for the first time.

''ooh, look at you, a little tiny toilet...''

heh

 

[Sean]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdkqU-VW8AEGZuP.jpg:large

 

[phantom4533]

When is Prince spaghetti day in the UK if Wednesday is baked goods day?