The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[ryan8558]

this day deserves

buttered toast and raspberry jam

and silence, well birds may chatter away.

or hot buttered biscuits and honey

 

[Batch]

or hot buttered biscuits and honey

*ponders*

i do have new biscuit cutters...
and honey...

 

[ryan8558]

*ponders*

i do have new biscuit cutters...
and honey...

of course toast is an easier clean up, unless you're making your bread from scratch.

 

[Killswitch1]

Do they ever fuck in the wilderness? I've never watched the show.

Well they really dont have much privacy. Theres 15 crew people behind the cameras but I think they try to insinuate over cuddling because they are cold.

Honestly the naked thing isn't even a consideration and you're over it after seeing if the girl has big or small knockers in the first two minutes then it's just another silly show.

The only thing they show is butt cheek anyhow.

Cute thing on one of last nights reruns was a girl was embarrassed for her grandma and wrote sorry nana on her butt cheeks...lol

 

[TwinkleStars]

Someone states that they are not holding a grudge and (quite obviously) are laughing at you. Yet, you say they are holding a grudge? Where is the logic in th.......Oh, wait! You are NEVER logical. My bad, continue with your idiocy.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Well they really dont have much privacy. Theres 15 crew people behind the cameras but I think they try to insinuate over cuddling because they are cold.

Honestly the naked thing isn't even a consideration and you're over it after seeing if the girl has big or small knockers in the first two minutes then it's just another silly show.

The only thing they show is butt cheek anyhow.

Cute thing on one of last nights reruns was a girl was embarrassed for her grandma and wrote sorry nana on her butt cheeks...lol

Loved that. It was cute. I'm still not sure how 'real' the show is but it is entertaining.

 

[Batch]

of course toast is an easier clean up, unless you're making your bread from scratch.

I confess the clean-up part has me.
Both sides have merit,

But then there is the, Oh! I've baked a tray of biscuits, which I can nibble on all day,
perhaps a little cheese and ham at lunch
or gravy with them later

Most likely will starve rather than do one or the other. I better make another cuppa, and mull this over.

 

[yossi]

Does the phrase "jilling off" annoy anyone else?

 

[Killswitch1]

Does the phrase "jilling off" annoy anyone else?

The phrase "that yard works not gonna do itself" comes to mind.

 

[ryan8558]

I confess the clean-up part has me.
Both sides have merit,

But then there is the, Oh! I've baked a tray of biscuits, which I can nibble on all day,
perhaps a little cheese and ham at lunch
or gravy with them later

Most likely will starve rather than do one or the other. I better make another cuppa, and mull this over.

decisions, decisions, decisions

need some help?

toast today, biscuits tomorrow.

 

[Batch]

decisions, decisions, decisions

need some help?

toast today, biscuits tomorrow.

I am having a Winnie-the-Pooh moment, had to have buttered toast with my tea as I think over the biscuits....tomorrow perhaps.

 

[yossi]

The phrase "that yard works not gonna do itself" comes to mind.

It's raining.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The phrase "that yard works not gonna do itself" comes to mind.

I'm laughing here, but only because the moment I read this, the crew that does my yard showed up.

 

[Killswitch1]

I'm laughing here, but only because the moment I read this, the crew that does my yard showed up.

The princess is getting bids for her mowing and some landscaping.

I have a headache.

 

[silver gurl]

Yesterday was 31 years for The Breakfast Club. That makes me feel old.

 

[butters]

this day deserves

buttered toast and raspberry jam

and silence, well birds may chatter away.

i'll be right over

also, i bought baileys today, cream, and hollow chocolate bunnies... instead of easter eggs for the 2 at home, i plan on carefully cutting off the tips of the ears, filling the bodies with baileys-flavoured whipped cream, then the ear tips, and putting them back together. blame warrior queen, she posted it up as the best way to eat a chocolate bunny and i'm testing it out for easter

Does the phrase "jilling off" annoy anyone else?

yesyesyesyesyes!

stupid bloody expression

 

[Batch]

Terrible decadence. I find myself laughing at the very thought of either desecrating or enhancing the hollow chocolate bunnies, both avenues are wickedly funny.

 

[butters]

my bedroom smells fantastic *happy sniffing*
the flowers the girls got me on leaving work are still filling my room with perfume, even moreso now the roses are dying back ... the warmth of the carnations' perfume is all around

also, the wheel fell off my shopping trolley when i got off the bus. had to call home for one of the offspring to come rescue me with another shopper

 

[butters]

Terrible decadence. I find myself laughing at the very thought of either desecrating or enhancing the hollow chocolate bunnies, both avenues are wickedly funny.

not quite sure the best way to get the ears off - maybe a hot knife
i think they're going to make for messy eating

 

[Wrong Element]

Do they ever fuck in the wilderness? I've never watched the show.

Nothing has ever been confirmed, but my guess would be no, for the following reasons:

1. Like Killswitch said, lack of privacy. Even sheltered away at night, I doubt their mikes are ever off, just in case a crazed possum happens to wander by.

2. Everyone is pretty gross more or less constantly, and depending on where the site is, there may not be any chance to bathe.

3. They're tired and hungry almost from Day 1.

4. Many of the participants are married, and other pairs have an age mismatch which would make any sort of romance unlikely in any context.

5. The types of people, especially men, who are really interested in primitive survival tend to be odd ducks and loners by nature.



If nothing else, since the pairs have to sleep in cramped quarters of their own making, and usually right up against each other to stay warm, I imagine there have to be frank discussions about what an erection in the wilderness does and doesn't mean.

 

[butters]

I imagine there have to be frank discussions about what an erection in the wilderness does and doesn't mean.

lololololol

for
reasons....

 

[Batch]

not quite sure the best way to get the ears off - maybe a hot knife
i think they're going to make for messy eating

dental floss, nope, that would create rough edges... can you perhaps construct a rudimentary laser perhaps?

 

[Noor]

You bite the ears off the bunnies, that is the best part!

 

[butters]

dental floss, nope, that would create rough edges... can you perhaps construct a rudimentary laser perhaps?

wwbd?

if only he were here to give advice *le sigh*

my rudimentary laser construction days are long behind me. i'm thinking if i concentrate really really hard....

(so long as the ears don't do a uri g spoon on me!)

 

[butters]

You bite the ears off the bunnies, that is the best part!

if i did that first, noor, there'd be no ears left to put back on once the wabbits are baileys'-flavoured-whipped-cream filled. once those ears are in my mouth they ain't comin' out again