The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[BabblingBrooke]

I forgot my coffee back in my room. Don't want to lose my great parking spot, so no coffee for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

chaos

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Love this song.

 

[pointless]

Jennifer Garner is ridiculously pretty, but she's too sweet to play Elektra.

Elektra should be a mysterious, psychotic bad girl.

I really need to watch that show. I'm so far behind on my binging.

indeed, though i'mon the fence about jennifer garner's prettiness. she aint ugly, mind you. i simply don't feel it all that much. a lesbian scene could change that, but it'd have to be a good one.

 

[lovetoread]

indeed, though i'mon the fence about jennifer garner's prettiness. she aint ugly, mind you. i simply don't feel it all that much. a lesbian scene could change that, but it'd have to be a good one.

It aint gonna happen, she found God after filming the miracle movie.

 

[pointless]

then she is ugly. i'm sorry, but i'm making the call. it's the right thing to do.

 

[Saint Peter]

Can we get some big pussy lip action in the lez scene?

Is that too much to ask??

 

[Wife of Bath]

I had plans for the day. Boring housework plans.

When I woke up and the birds were singing their dawn song, the sun was sharp and crisp against a riotous blue sky on this shatteringly beautiful morning... My plans changed.

I'm slipping on my hiking boots. Packing my day pack.

See you out there.

 

[pointless]

i just want sweating girl grinding and someone smothering someone else's face with their pussy. anything else would just be icing.

 

[butters]

i'm so out of the loop... when did emoticon change to emoji?

evolutioninaction

 

[Disgustipated]

i'm so out of the loop... when did emoticon change to emoji?

evolutioninaction

emoticist!

 

[yossi]

https://www.google.com/logos/doodles/2016/first-day-of-spring-2016-northern-hemisphere-5727786629070848.4-hp.gif

 

[trysail]

☝

★★★★★

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[yossi]

It's rather gloomy for the first day of spring.

 

[trysail]

It's rather gloomy for the first day of spring.

Look at the bright side:

for the next three months, we'll have steadily increasing temperatures and daylight hours and

for at least the next six months, we'll enjoy warmer temperatures.



It only gets better.




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[pointless]

here it's sunny, but it only just got above freezing maybe an hour ago.

 

[phantom4533]

My mother always said that sex and laughter was the best medicine.

 

[Noor]

None of us wants to have to be in court again because of your paranoia.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's rather gloomy for the first day of spring.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nv1o4oSqzr1rbeo1xo1_500_zpsnq4eu8qr.gif

 

[pete]

in the office, on a sunday.

cry for me, argentina

upside: loaded up spotify with some cray shit my coworkers would normally veto

 

[ElizabethWest]

in the office, on a sunday.

cry for me, argentina

upside: loaded up spotify with some cray shit my coworkers would normally veto

Now I can't get Patti LuPone out of my head. I love that song.

 

[pete]

Now I can't get Patti LuPone out of my head. I love that song.

she definitely crushed that song, esp compared to madonna

 

[ElizabethWest]

she definitely crushed that song, esp compared to madonna

Yes, she made a lovely Evita. Madonna... pfft...

 

[trysail]

"GOOD MORNING"
By: Donna Smith
Age 8




The sun was shining brightly
and I could hardly wait
to ponder at my window
and gaze at my estate.

The wind was blowing briskly
it made the flowers sway
the garden was enchanting
on this inspiring day.

My eyes fell on a little bird
with a beautiful bill
I beckoned him to come and sit
upon my window sill.

I smiled at him cheerfully
and gave him a crust of bread
then quickly shut the window
and smashed his fucking head.



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[butters]

emoticist!

is that a bad thing?

https://www.google.com/logos/doodles/2016/first-day-of-spring-2016-northern-hemisphere-5727786629070848.4-hp.gif

awwwww