The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pointless]

i think they invented package tracking just to make it easier for me to drive myself insane.

 

[Batch]

the old blurt thread was a faded pair of jeans,

you could drown in the memories like marley dragging his casks and chains, tie me jaws tegether so they mightn't flapp too much

 

[Batch]

or an old flannel shirt left on the pool table after a long

long
night

 

[Bacigalupo]

“Let me tell you, back in the day, if a guy went over there and did something like that, he’d get smacked upside the head with his plank,” said Republican candidate Donald Drumpf.

http://syruptrap.ca/2016/03/obama-draws-criticism-for-kick-flipping-over-nancy-reagans-grave/

 

[Equinoxe]

We take your privacy very seriously. That's why we only collect information like:
Your name
Your date of birth
Your address
The names of all your friends and family
Your social security number
Your High School transcript
A complete sexual history
A list of your deepest fears
Compromising photos of you taken in your sleep

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.popsci.com/sites/popsci.com/files/2013-03-att-679215-0.jpeg

Just add milk.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/79/9c/3f799c3a66c077ce2e8ac50fed03f1d0.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Been to see The Boy and really enjoyed it. Maggie from TWD looks so pretty in it. Dolls are creepy.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Still boring as fuck I see.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Noor,

Willie Nelson as Doc Holliday
"Stagecoach" 1986

 

[Sean]

Calcutta Cup. Triple Crown. Grand Slam.

Job done.

 

[Lorilei]

Pollen tsunami.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Pollen tsunami.

My car is yellow.

 

[Lorilei]

My car is yellow.

My truck used to be blue. Now it's green, and being terrorized by an unusually agitated bluebird.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm hoping since we went from warm weather to snow that all the pollen will just go away.

 

[pointless]

nah, trees gotta fuck, yo. there is no escape from the tree sex orgy of pain.

 

[Noor]

Noor,

Willie Nelson as Doc Holliday
"Stagecoach" 1986

 

[pointless]

well, season 2 of daredevil is reasonably fun so far. that's good.

 

[lovetoread]

total bummer, dude

 

[yossi]

I really enjoyed the first season of Gotham. Toward the end it got a little campy, but decent on the whole. Jim Gordon is cute.

 

[ElizabethWest]

My truck used to be blue. Now it's green, and being terrorized by an unusually agitated bluebird.

Mine is usually green. But now covered with a thick dusting of yellow. Poor Luigi. At least he's not being terrorized by birds.

 

[pointless]

I really enjoyed the first season of Gotham. Toward the end it got a little campy, but decent on the whole. Jim Gordon is cute.

i have not watched that show. i'm just more of a marvel fanboy.

 

[yossi]

I like Marvel better, but Batman is my favorite superhero out of everyone.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.theshirtlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/TEAM-STARK.jpg

 

[pointless]

i always liked namor best, but i'm a weirdo. also, there's just something endearing about a guy who would totally fuck a monster right before trying to wipeout humanity for polluting the ocean.

 

[pointless]

http://www.theshirtlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/TEAM-STARK.jpg

fascist.