jeninflorida...the author.

[Sean]

What the fuck was Mike? A Borrower?

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this.

 

[RoryN]

What the fuck was Mike? A Borrower?

Either that, or she owned a cow.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this.

I got a little scared to be honest. Creeped me out.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussie!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Time for Jen's Greatest Hits:

He ordered me some Champaign and knew that the night was going to be special. We sat there enjoyed each others company and Champaign.

Frank was a little aggressive in how he held me then Steve said, "She's a firecracker once you get past her defensives."

Recently while taking a shower I discovered a bump down by my growing area.

I was a little nervous going to my Dr., as she is one hot milf.

My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.

Right about that time is when Brian walked into their bathroom. "Wow, you look sexy." "And how can that be? I'm nude."

Kate's sugar walls were coated with her sweat arousal which was begging to be touched.

Oh my there's a stud that just rung my doorbell.

Oh, I loved it!...Oh, I have enjoyed lots of orgasms in my life, but never had I felt anything that powerful!...Oh, and I just loved it...Oh, and I just loved it when he wanted me to flash...Oh, that dirty man...Oh, I'd been dropping hints to the man...Oh, Mike had that look...Oh, I could feel his cock touching my calf...Oh, that felt good...Oh, I knew what I wanted...Oh, I hoped it was the fact that I was a little numb from all that hard fucking...

This is an excerpt? Not a jumbled up compilation or something?

Good lord.

 

[RoryN]

This is an excerpt? Not a jumbled up compilation or something?

Good lord.

It's a compilation, but those are exact quotes from her work. You can find the links at the beginning of the thread.

This, however, is all from the same story, and it is divine:

"Recently while taking a shower I discovered a bump down by my growing area.

I was a little nervous going to my Dr., as she is one hot milf.

My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps."

 

[yossi]

"Growing area."

Oh vey.

 

[Aella_]

You guys (minus yossi) are really something, you know?
Taking bits and pieces from someone's work to make them look bad..

What does that have to do with Jen's personna in the forum? She acted anything But sleezy in here.
Then how come You guys are posting on an erotic site?

And please give me an excerpt of any piece of fiction that You produced.

I bet some of you are also trolls who enjoy writing nasty unconstructive reviews. Just because.

 

[Saint Peter]

You have obviously never read my poetry.

 

[Saint Peter]

And why does yossi get a free pass?

That is bullshit.

 

[yossi]

And why does yossi get a free pass?

That is bullshit.

And I don't got no bumps on my growing area.

Wanna play doctor?

 

[Disgustipated]

And why does yossi get a free pass?

That is bullshit.

He is sexist, xenophobic, misogynist and his growing area hurts, you progressive Obana juice smoker.

 

[cjh]

Is this where we apply for federally-subsidized flood insurance?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And why does yossi have a nice ass?

That is good shit.

#MakeAPostBetterByTweakingSomeWords

http://38.media.tumblr.com/259cce9f6f0bdab3ecc2e9ffcd8a710c/tumblr_inline_n7hokvXyhG1sos8f4.gif

 

[aella_345]

And why does yossi get a free pass?

That is bullshit.

I really want yossi to be my friend. I've tried so hard but she just posts right past me too.

Yossi, you do not want to #### play doctor with st peter he is no saint, but actually a f.....g troll who harasses me. You can do better. Don't mind me for judging when people post pictures on the page (like aphroditiac etal). I don't judge you for the same thing.

 

[bronzeage]

Is this where we apply for federally-subsidized flood insurance?

Good one.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You guys (minus yossi) are really something, you know?
Taking bits and pieces from someone's work to make them look bad..

What does that have to do with Jen's personna in the forum? She acted anything But sleezy in here.
Then how come You guys are posting on an erotic site?

And please give me an excerpt of any piece of fiction that You produced.

I bet some of you are also trolls who enjoy writing nasty unconstructive reviews. Just because.

"So this is the city!" Sunset Shimmer exclaimed racing at top speed between the trees and the enormous structures the humans called 'houses'. They were more akin to mountains, even the biggest trees where she lived were utterly dwarfed by these houses. She lowered her head slightly to keep her reddish orange hair out of her face as she cranked on even more speed.

You're welcome. I do have some absolutely attrocious stuff out there too mind you but nothing this is a free site. If I were going to put my books up on Amazon I'd at least have one or two other people read them and probably wait six months before publishing so I could read it again before putting it out. (That seems to be about the time it takes me to forget enough of my story that I don't naturally fill in the blanks while editting. )

I never write unconstructive reviews because they are not constructive. I'll occasionally tell someone that this is such a mess that they should just try again because there is too much wrong to focus on any one thing but that's pretty rare.

Jen has reviewers who according to Amazon are confirmed readers who say it's a jumbled mess and her writing here is just as difficult to follow.

 

[Aella_]

You might be right SeanR, but there's a specific setting (underneath the author's writing or the Story Feedback forum) for this.
Don't you think that doing it here is intrussive or at least pushes boundaries just a bit?

 

[cjh]

You might be righ. SeanR, but there"s a specific setting (underneath the author's writing or the Story Feedback forum) for this.
Don't you think that doing it here pushes boundaries a bit?

Nope.

She delivered ad hominems left and right.

She sowed this thread.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You might be right SeanR, but there's a specific setting (underneath the author's writing or the Story Feedback forum) for this.
Don't you think that doing it here is intrussive or at least pushes boundaries just a bit?

This is ultimately the GB and anything goes. Do I think this is great? Nope. But I think Jen falls into the category of it's all fair game. Forums have an ignore function so that I can simply ignore people who piss me off. Jen has a dozen or more names because once she hits what I call "Critical Iggy" (At this point so many people have her on ignore that nobody posts in her threats or responds to 'you obana slaves should stop smoking ass juice and get a job!' that posting at all becomes pointless.) and then gets a new name to circumvent the controls. Also she used to advertise her books in her sigline making them completely in bounds.

Normally I'd be against this, honestly I don't think Jen is capable of shame to begin with.

 

[RoryN]

An excerpt, 2003:

http://www.literotica.com/s/the-janice-club

"Time to show him our club trademark, Sandra."

Stephanie's voice was heavy with purpose. Sandra leaned over and hooked her fingers through the front of Stephanie's panties. She pulled downward, and Steph's secret emerged. Stephanie had absolutely flawless, hairless skin all over her body; Sandra had never even seen so much of a trace on her legs. But underneath her panties lay a glistening, thick brush of beautifully curly, chestnut pussy hair, with a little trail of soft whispies that extended three-fourths of the way to her navel. Sandra gasped - Stephanie's grooming was indeed an impressive sight. Ben thought so, too. His dropped his head in reverence, and he returned his hand to his cock.

"I love your treasure trail" he managed, his voice a notch above a whisper, heavy with lust.

Steph let out a warm, contented sigh as her thick musk permeated the air. She ran her own fingers through the hair on her lower stomach and let them drift into the thick of her snatch.

"You do? Thank you Ben." Her voice was breathy as she swirled her fingers around in the moist pool of her labia. "I do get a lot of compliments on it." She stood up on her tiptoes and brought her mouth close to his ear. "I'll rub it all over your face later if you're a good boy." Ben groaned in response and quickened the pace of his hand on himself.

She delivered ad hominems left and right.

She sowed this thread.

Damn fucking straight she did.

 

[Aella_]

Nope.

She delivered ad hominems left and right.

She sowed this thread.

I don't see it that way. For example: If someone calls me "dumb, stupid and so on" in this forum, I'm not that phased. But if someone were to intrude upon my personal space (and I equate this thread with that, because she didn't post the stories in this forum)- that's an entirely different story.
I see it as being a matter of "where do we set boundaries" and less about "who's a nice poster and who's a despicable one"?

 

[cjh]

As Rory noted, she left the link in her sig.

To mix my metaphors, she opened the door and invited in everyone who posted.

 

[aella_345]

I don't see it that way. For example: If someone calls me "dumb, stupid and so on" in this forum, I'm not that phased. But if someone were to intrude upon my personal space (and I equate this thread with that, because she didn't post the stories in this forum)- that's an entirely different story.

Also she used to advertise her books in her sigline making them completely in bounds.

I should have read this line before I posted.

 

[Aella_]

As Rory noted, she left the link in her sig.

To mix my metaphors, she opened the door and invited in everyone who posted.

Gosh, you got me here a bit.
That's why I troll or insult them and not you or SeanR.