Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

There was a fine girl from Australia

 

[37_ttej]

There was a fine girl from Australia
With pierced and jeweled genitalia

 

[Hornblende]

'Samantha' took off her shirt
My eyes were just starting to hurt

 

[Hornblende]

There was a fine girl from Australia
With pierced and bejeweled genitalia
If you asked and said please

 

[37_ttej]

There was a fine girl from Australia
With pierced and bejeweled genitalia
If you asked and said please
She'd bend at the knees

'Samantha' took off her shirt
My eyes were just starting to hurt
Please help me, kind sirs

 

[Hornblende]

There was a fine girl from Australia
With pierced and bejeweled genitalia
If you asked and said please
She'd bend at the knees
And offer to blow and then nail ya

'Samantha' took off her shirt
My eyes were just starting to hurt
Please help me, kind sirs
Ignore my man furs

 

[37_ttej]

There was a fine girl from Australia
With pierced and bejeweled genitalia
If you asked and said please
She'd bend at the knees
And offer to blow and then nail ya

Nicely finished.

'Samantha' took off her shirt
My eyes were just starting to hurt
Please help me, kind sirs
Ignore my man furs
Just pretend I'm really a 'skirt'.

 

[suckonsimon]

Limericks on and on! Now thread six!

 

[FantasySlut]

Limericks on and on! Now thread six!
Now us Litsters can get our fix

 

[Jamiegeo]

Chocolate starfish, chocolate starfish
you make my heart beat fast
Chocolate starfish, chocolate starfish
you make me reach full mast
Chocolate starfish, chocolate starfish
why wont she let me in
Chocolate starfish, chocolate starfish
maybe someday I will WIN!!
*sighs*

 

[Hornblende]

Limericks on and on! Now thread six!
Now us Litsters can get our fix
So rhyme while you play

 

[barefootgirl69]

Limericks on and on! Now thread six!
Now us Litsters can get our fix
So rhyme while you play
or we'll be here all day

 

[MattWolf]

Limericks on and on! Now thread six!
Now us Litsters can get our fix
So rhyme while you play
or we'll be here all day
A sticky, slicky, licky, clix, fix!

 

[thebeesknees]

I asked a girl simply " would you like to fuck?"

 

[Firecracker]

I asked a girl simply, "Would you like to fuck?"
She replied quite calmly, "You might be in luck."

 

[thefishfryer]

I asked a girl simply, "Would you like to fuck?"
She replied quite calmly, "You might be in luck."
If you come round at eight

 

[barefootgirl69]

I asked a girl simply, "Would you like to fuck?"
She replied quite calmly, "You might be in luck."
If you come round at eight
We'll have a sex date

 

[cliteatingman]

I asked a girl simply, "Would you like to fuck?"
She replied quite calmly, "You might be in luck."
If you come round at eight
We'll have a sex date
And you can have your first fuck

 

[travelmate2002]

xxxxxx

 

[Hornblende]

Her eagerness showed on her face

 

[Firecracker]

Her eagerness showed on her face
When she arrived unannounced at his place

 

[Hornblende]

Her eagerness showed on her face
When she arrived unannounced at his place
When she got through the door

 

[Firecracker]

Her eagerness showed on her face
When she arrived unannounced at his place
When she got through the door
Her clothes hit the floor

 

[Hornblende]

Her eagerness showed on her face
When she arrived unannounced at his place
When she got through the door
Her clothes hit the floor
And he laid her on satin and lace

 

[Firecracker]

All the men couldn't help but stare