Help?

[Othermoose]

I have a ten page paper due soon, and I don't think I can summon the willpower to write it. My depression is getting to me, I hate the class, and I honestly just don't want to write it. So if someone would be willing to write it for me, I would be forever in your debt. Like I'd do almost anything if someome wrote this for me. I'm not asking for sympathy for my depression or anything mostly because I don't have any good reason to be depressed. I'm just hoping for a saint of a person to help me out.

 

[monanympho]

Dont be a moose. Go do that paper now. Get off Lit!!!

 

[Hard_Rom]

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[parodyluvr75]

With the spelling and grammar I've seen on lit, good luck.

 

[SlightlyGone]

I was about to go to bed, but if you'll take the final copy on construction paper, written in crayon and large print, then I might be persuaded.

 

[Lancecastor]

I have a ten page paper due soon, and I don't think I can summon the willpower to write it. My depression is getting to me, I hate the class, and I honestly just don't want to write it. So if someone would be willing to write it for me, I would be forever in your debt. Like I'd do almost anything if someome wrote this for me. I'm not asking for sympathy for my depression or anything mostly because I don't have any good reason to be depressed. I'm just hoping for a saint of a person to help me out.

Due "soon"?

Fuck off!.... Fucking thing isn't even overdue yet.

Lightweight.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I was about to go to bed, but if you'll take the final copy on construction paper, written in crayon and large print, then I might be persuaded.

Who could refuse this offer.

 

[Penuche]

I have a ten page paper due soon, and I don't think I can summon the willpower to write it. My depression is getting to me, I hate the class, and I honestly just don't want to write it. <snip>

You don't have to enjoy it, just get it done. Think of how much more you'll hate failing the course than you will having to finish this paper.

As for your depression, if you're being treated for that, there's a very good chance that you can request extra time on health grounds. That was certainly the case when I was a student.

You don't have to have any good reason to be depressed. It's an illness which can be every bit as limiting as a badly broken leg or type 1 diabetes. Please see your doctor, it can be treated and managed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Another reason to love math. Maths.

 

[oggbashan]

I have a ten page paper due soon, and I don't think I can summon the willpower to write it. My depression is getting to me, I hate the class, and I honestly just don't want to write it. So if someone would be willing to write it for me, I would be forever in your debt. Like I'd do almost anything if someome wrote this for me. I'm not asking for sympathy for my depression or anything mostly because I don't have any good reason to be depressed. I'm just hoping for a saint of a person to help me out.

The Authors' Hangout might be a better place to ask, but like most of us they/we are mercenary souls. Payment would be good.

Ten pages? That's a short paper. I wrote more than that in a 1.5 hour examination - all in French.

Advice:

1. Start by telling what the paper is about. (one or two pages)
2. Write the main headings and then expand each heading with details. (6 to 8 pages)
3. Tell what you have written in 2 and either here or: (one or two pages)
4. Write the conclusions. (half a page)
5. Detail your sources in boring detail for another 5 pages.

Using a wordprocessor, start with 1, list your headings for 2, copy 1 to 3 changing the wording slightly, list what you should say in 4 then go back to expand 2, adding to 5 as often as you can.

It would help if we knew the subject of the paper.

 

[lovecraft68]

The only time I ever wrote a paper for someone sex was the payment and no offense, but you're not my type.

So I'll tell you what I told my kids, which was what I was told.

Suck it up and do it, life is full of shit we hate doing, but we do it. And the depression cop out is just that, big problem with society today is everyone claims depression or anxiety and gets away with slacking because of it.

Get it done and take pride in the fact you did. You'll feel better for doing the work.

 

[aella_345]

Internet addiction can be tough. I know. You can break the cycle though (unlike me////). Log out and write your paper.