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Clothespins on her nipples.

*shudders*

That so does not turn me on, you wouldn't believe.... :eek:

I love that you started this as the 0.0 version, though. So few people start properly at 0. So I'll let you off, and select for you a tiny tiny vibrator you can fit in the smallest purse.
 
*shudders*

That so does not turn me on, you wouldn't believe.... :eek:

I love that you started this as the 0.0 version, though. So few people start properly at 0. So I'll let you off, and select for you a tiny tiny vibrator you can fit in the smallest purse.

Me and her swing :devil:
 
*shudders*

That so does not turn me on, you wouldn't believe.... :eek:

I love that you started this as the 0.0 version, though. So few people start properly at 0. So I'll let you off, and select for you a tiny tiny vibrator you can fit in the smallest purse.

Switches out the clothespins for warm honey drizzled over your inner thighs, ankles tied to the bedposts. :devil:

Better? ;)
 
Switches out the clothespins for warm honey drizzled over your inner thighs, ankles tied to the bedposts. :devil:

Better? ;)

Oooooh. Yes. Much better.

Can I suggest one tiny refinement? That the bedposts are in a very tolerant hotel somewhere, so I don't have to do the laundry?

*looks over at the red wine stains on the duvet cover after this little accident...*

You can keep the clothes pins for your own amusement if you like ;) Just so long as I don't have to watch *fans face with hand*
 
Oooooh. Yes. Much better.

Can I suggest one tiny refinement? That the bedposts are in a very tolerant hotel somewhere, so I don't have to do the laundry?

*looks over at the red wine stains on the duvet cover after this little accident...*

You can keep the clothes pins for your own amusement if you like ;) Just so long as I don't have to watch *fans face with hand*

*laughs* you two are so cute and sexy! I love it!
 
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