numeniusa's boudoir

[numeniusa]

The son I mentioned just now: so happens he told me about losing his virginity a matter of hours after doing it. We had a really special embrace. For me, it was one of those days when I felt I might have got some of this parenting half right after all.

That's so lovely, Simon, that he wanted to share that with you, his entry into that wonderful world... Is it something you ever talk about still?

I must tell you something that my Mum once shared with me when I had started 'dating', but before I lost my virginity, because it made H howl with laughter when I first told him. So, it was kind of out of the blue, but we were vaguely talking about sex and she said "Don't worry if it looks too big, it will fit..."... Which is hilarious, but also, actually, really good advice!

And, as it turned out, true!

 

[numeniusa]

@vibes, @Dome

Leaving your lovely country today... That is, if we can get the car down the hill, snowed all night, so the chains are going to have to go on, grrrr. Still, two nights in France on the way back, so that's some compensation

@Dome: you're right about Italian men talking about women. Heard a lovely discussion on the cable car about whether 'donne straniere' were more likely to have blue eyes than 'donne italiane'. I kept my goggles on...

@vibes: had a bottle of Fumin... I'm sure we've tasted it before in a blend (Torrette has it, I think), but not on its own. Interesting, but I'm not sure it suits a single grape wine, I found the aftertaste a little bitter somehow. Do you like it? Had some lovely nebbiolo, though, and my absolute favourite thing was a plate of tagliolini with tartufo d'Alba... *sigh*

 

[lowphat]

@vibes, @Dome

Leaving your lovely country today... That is, if we can get the car down the hill, snowed all night, so the chains are going to have to go on, grrrr. Still, two nights in France on the way back, so that's some compensation

@Dome: you're right about Italian men talking about women. Heard a lovely discussion on the cable car about whether 'donne straniere' were more likely to have blue eyes than 'donne italiane'. I kept my goggles on...

@vibes: had a bottle of Fumin... I'm sure we've tasted it before in a blend (Torrette has it, I think), but not on its own. Interesting, but I'm not sure it suits a single grape wine, I found the aftertaste a little bitter somehow. Do you like it? Had some lovely nebbiolo, though, and my absolute favourite thing was a plate of tagliolini with tartufo d'Alba... *sigh*

I had the most amazing grilled cheese, with a bowl of tomato soup. Washed it down with water from the tap

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I had the most amazing grilled cheese, with a bowl of tomato soup. Washed it down with water from the tap

Go to bed, it's past midnight!

Morning, Numi.

 

[BMW75RT]

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Thank you I have never worn one ever before! Next time I see anyone in one, it's going to remind me of this, though...

Where in Italy and Germany I wonder? Did you pick up any of the languages? I did German at school, learned Italian to a much higher level as an adult.

Crime scene tape, eh? But isn't anything wrapped in that tape entirely out of bounds?

I lived in Vicenza for 8 months - learned the local dialect and when I wore non American clothing, I could and did pass as a local!! Even earned a few dinners translating for the tourists in the lace shops in the back alleys of Venice.

Also spent 7 years in Augsburg and Nuermberg Germany. Never picked up the German as well as the Italian, Sadly, after 25+ years I can barely recall any of the language - I'm sure I could pick it up again - maybe on my next visit back to Italy.

Crime scene tape defines the borders and is used to keep EVERYONE else out while the CSI performs his examinations!! Want to be examined? DAve

 

[numeniusa]

I had the most amazing grilled cheese, with a bowl of tomato soup. Washed it down with water from the tap

Well, that's my next culinary destination sorted out then....

 

[numeniusa]

Go to bed, it's past midnight!

Morning, Numi.

Hey, Miss Honey! I hope we're going to get a full write-up of any weekend naughtiness in your neck of the woods... Always very ... inspiring...

 

[numeniusa]

I lived in Vicenza for 8 months - learned the local dialect and when I wore non American clothing, I could and did pass as a local!! Even earned a few dinners translating for the tourists in the lace shops in the back alleys of Venice.

Also spent 7 years in Augsburg and Nuermberg Germany. Never picked up the German as well as the Italian, Sadly, after 25+ years I can barely recall any of the language - I'm sure I could pick it up again - maybe on my next visit back to Italy.

Crime scene tape defines the borders and is used to keep EVERYONE else out while the CSI performs his examinations!! Want to be examined? DAve

Ah, Vicenza.... The first time we took the sleeper train from Paris to Venice I recall waking when the train stopped in a station - a bit groggy after a night of passion, but I could see morning sunshine bleeding in the side of the blind. So I lifted it to see where we were. A big sign saying 'Vicenza', and about five railway workers right outside the window... They seemed somewhat unsurprised by my nudity.... Big grins on their side of the glass, rapid back-pedalling on mine!

Do I get to pick the colour of the crime scene tape? It needs to match my .... 'outfit', as it were...

 

[numeniusa]

Just out of the bath on the last night of our holiday, a lovely chateau on the north coast of France...

http://i.imgur.com/NgJ1aPG.jpg

(and check the 'Couples at play' thread if you want to know what happened next... )

 

[Jaime_H]

Just out of the bath on the last night of our holiday, a lovely chateau on the north coast of France...

http://i.imgur.com/NgJ1aPG.jpg

(and check the 'Couples at play' thread if you want to know what happened next... )

No... I'll just stare......

 

[numeniusa]

No... I'll just stare......

Hehe...

As I was standing there two blokes walked up the crunchy gravel drive... I wasn't entirely sure whether they could see me or not, but the French are kind of casual about this sort of stuff, no?

 

[Jaime_H]

Hehe...

As I was standing there two blokes walked up the crunchy gravel drive... I wasn't entirely sure whether they could see me or not, but the French are kind of casual about this sort of stuff, no?

I think it is an everyday sight in France or Germany come to that. I've see more boobage on display in inland Germany than anywhere else.

None of then have come close to yours, Miss Curlew....

 

[numeniusa]

I think it is an everyday sight in France or Germany come to that. I've see more boobage on display in inland Germany than anywhere else.

None of then have come close to yours, Miss Curlew....

Aw, thank you... *blushing*

I do love the French attitude to it all, actually, have spent much time joyfully topless in France... I do recall some years ago in a house we'd rented in France one summer, a lady called on spec to see if she could look round. I gave her a quick tour, she wrote down the owner's number and left. And I then realised that I had conducted the entire encounter topless, and neither of us had found this odd!

Maybe my appalling French distracted her, though...

 

[Jaime_H]

Aw, thank you... *blushing*

I do love the French attitude to it all, actually, have spent much time joyfully topless in France... I do recall some years ago in a house we'd rented in France one summer, a lady called on spec to see if she could look round. I gave her a quick tour, she wrote down the owner's number and left. And I then realised that I had conducted the entire encounter topless, and neither of us had found this odd!

Maybe my appalling French distracted her, though...

LOL....
Well, she was a fellow lady....
It actually just goes to show how inoffensive boobs are and how they are elevated to a pedestal of unnecessary smuttiness. Agreed they are deemed erogenous to men (and perhaps to you ladies) but like everything in life, context is important.
I find legs attractive but I don't get a hard on at the sight of every attractive pair I see.... maybe I should.....

 

[numeniusa]

LOL....
Well, she was a fellow lady....
It actually just goes to show how inoffensive boobs are and how they are elevated to a pedestal of unnecessary smuttiness. Agreed they are deemed erogenous to men (and perhaps to you ladies) but like everything in life, context is important.
I find legs attractive but I don't get a hard on at the sight of every attractive pair I see.... maybe I should.....

I do appreciate a nice pair of breasts, I think perhaps women are more able to enjoy and appreciate the look of other women's bodies than men are able to with other men's. Although I'm happy to stand corrected if necessary...

And I think I have more defined views on what I like in another woman's body now that I've had a chance to play with one...

 

[Jaime_H]

I do appreciate a nice pair of breasts, I think perhaps women are more able to enjoy and appreciate the look of other women's bodies than men are able to with other men's. Although I'm happy to stand corrected if necessary...

And I think I have more defined views on what I like in another woman's body now that I've had a chance to play with one...

Ah.... Have I missed a story here....? *feigns disinterest*....

 

[numeniusa]

Ah.... Have I missed a story here....? *feigns disinterest*....

Perhaps... It's here and here.

(and other general ramblings indexed here)

 

[Jaime_H]

Perhaps... It's here and here.

(and other general ramblings indexed here)

Well, yes, now I've read the first two I see you have....
Would love to swap stories about threesomes but...... *sigh*
Almost had a MFM many years ago with a girlfriend but the other guy bottled it.....

 

[numeniusa]

Well, yes, now I've read the first two I see you have....
Would love to swap stories about threesomes but...... *sigh*
Almost had a MFM many years ago with a girlfriend but the other guy bottled it.....

From what I've read that's not uncommon...

I (we) had thought we'd try that too at some point, but I wouldn't want the men to interact (just not my thing), and my man definitely wouldn't want to either. Which leaves a somewhat 'me'-focused experience... And given that the three-way interaction and the couples within the three were part of the pleasure of the MFF, I can't help feeling that MFM would be disappointing in comparison. I'd rather not do it, than try it and find it an underwhelming experience.

That said, now I've got the hang of anal, I would love to know how a true DP feels...

 

[suckonsimon]

*nudging in on the conversation*

I'm one of those guys who has a deep sense that I'd hugely enjoy the 'all for her' aspect of an MFM experience. That said, I have no experience at all of anal, and so my own imaginings tend towards the pleasure for the woman - and the men - of the various ways of spit roasting, so that she has the delight of giving oral attention to one man's junk while she's stuffed full of the other guy at the other end of her. That said, the whole experience in my head is about much more than the penetration: it's the woman surrounded by masculinity desirous of her, admiring her; the four hands and the two mouths attending to her. For the guys, it's also the massive arousal factor of watching: I find what we men do to a woman to be utterly wowing, visually, and to be in a situation of taking turns, doing it and then watching it done by a guy of similar expertise - huge draw for me!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey, Miss Honey! I hope we're going to get a full write-up of any weekend naughtiness in your neck of the woods... Always very ... inspiring...

I've changed my mind about something. I do like '69.'

That's all for now.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*nudging in on the conversation*

I'm one of those guys who has a deep sense that I'd hugely enjoy the 'all for her' aspect of an MFM experience. That said, I have no experience at all of anal, and so my own imaginings tend towards the pleasure for the woman - and the men - of the various ways of spit roasting, so that she has the delight of giving oral attention to one man's junk while she's stuffed full of the other guy at the other end of her. That said, the whole experience in my head is about much more than the penetration: it's the woman surrounded by masculinity desirous of her, admiring her; the four hands and the two mouths attending to her. For the guys, it's also the massive arousal factor of watching: I find what we men do to a woman to be utterly wowing, visually, and to be in a situation of taking turns, doing it and then watching it done by a guy of similar expertise - huge draw for me!

Where do I sign up?

 

[Hornblende]

I've changed my mind about something. I do like '69.'

That's all for now.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Where do I sign up?

Welllll...

Beardy's about to leave for work, and I'm still under the covers. How quickly can you make it over?

 

[numeniusa]

*nudging in on the conversation*

I'm one of those guys who has a deep sense that I'd hugely enjoy the 'all for her' aspect of an MFM experience. That said, I have no experience at all of anal, and so my own imaginings tend towards the pleasure for the woman - and the men - of the various ways of spit roasting, so that she has the delight of giving oral attention to one man's junk while she's stuffed full of the other guy at the other end of her. That said, the whole experience in my head is about much more than the penetration: it's the woman surrounded by masculinity desirous of her, admiring her; the four hands and the two mouths attending to her. For the guys, it's also the massive arousal factor of watching: I find what we men do to a woman to be utterly wowing, visually, and to be in a situation of taking turns, doing it and then watching it done by a guy of similar expertise - huge draw for me!

OK, now you describe it this way....

Spit roasting does appeal, I must admit. And it's interesting that you reference the watching and being watched, I think that's also a kink of mine...