Litiquette3

[DarkSimian]

Wait...There's a conspiracy...Canadian amazon wants to charge me 40 bucks for a Ruby 3 pack *pouts*

is there a market for blackmarket sex toys from the US....am I gonna need to make a run for the border?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

ok, I'll order 'em today, you should get them on Monday

now when do I get to help test them out?

lol...
Who said I needed help?

 

[DarkSimian]

lol...
Who said I needed help?

hey! if I pay for them, I should at least get to test them out.....or watch

 

[Little_Sister]

I totally missed that they were ONLY $15???omg!!
I gotta look for green ones now..

Yep but I will warn you, even the smallest one was bigger than I expected.

ok, I'll order 'em today, you should get them on Monday

now when do I get to help test them out?

Woohoo free butt plugs, don't send any to me... I'm already in enough trouble from the little f-ers.

Wait...There's a conspiracy...Canadian amazon wants to charge me 40 bucks for a Ruby 3 pack *pouts*

What?! They have them in singles too for $6 each. Let me find the link, you have to click show hidden results.

 

[DarkSimian]

Yep but I will warn you, even the smallest one was bigger than I expected.



Woohoo free butt plugs, don't send any to me... I'm already in enough trouble from the little f-ers.



What?! They have them in singles too for $6 each. Let me find the link, you have to click show hidden results.

well, what CAN I send to you?

 

[Little_Sister]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oCNLhY42L.jpg

Linky for a red single

 

[Little_Sister]

well, what CAN I send to you?

Girl scout cookies.

 

[Suz_anne]

Everyone has their zone that once invaded makes them uncomfortable but it's not just physical. It can be sounds, it can be sights. So when your space is compromised do you assertively try and stop it from happening or do you passively try and create additional space on your own?

I fall to the create additional space side when I start to feel uncomfortable. I don't typically have an issue with people being physically close to me, but I do hate a close talker. Ugh - I want to swipe their nose like a cat tags an overly eager puppy.

I get weird about open spaces though. For example, I have a screen porch that is a retreat for me in warm weather months. But if I hear my neighbor come outside while I'm on my porch, it feels like they're trying to crawl into my bed and I have to go inside.


And not to go back to forbidden topics, but I saw this and thought of y'all.

https://57.media.tumblr.com/1f4e2ff2920b75f2acc8b74c1d75c69d/tumblr_nm5ghmBxot1qfeaoyo1_540.gif

 

[DarkSimian]

Girl scout cookies.

now that I can do!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Daddy "oh look son mommy must have also ordered some new gardening tools. See the big one is for planting tulips the medium for daffodils and the small for crocus! Mommy will show you how they work when she plants the garden tomorrow! Daddy will be doing some plowing tonight!!!"

 

[Little_Sister]

Daddy "oh look son mommy must have also ordered some new gardening tools. See the big one is for planting tulips the medium for daffodils and the small for crocus! Mommy will show you how they work when she plants the garden tomorrow! Daddy will be doing some plowing tonight!!!"

He told the kids they were plum bobs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I need your help/advice. I fucked up. It is all my fault and I take full responsibility.

Your husband gets home from work where your folks, his in-laws are baby sitting two of your children, while you are at baseball with the third.

There is a box from Amazon on the table. Husband knows you ordered a baseball glove for the little one but he doesn't know that you also ordered a three pack of jewel butt plugs.

So he says "Hey Squirt, looks like your glove made it" as he starts to open said box, your children and your parents come to see his new glove....

How would you apologize to your husband for him opening butt plugs in front of your mom and dad and two children. He is currently not speaking to me, he even turned his nose up to a BJ. He is SO mad.

He could just put on his big boy knickers and realize that he's got a wife who bought a (three ????) pack of jeweled butt plugs.

And something is deeply wrong. I mean, who turns down a blowjob? My wife could show me footage of her killing my cat and then offer a blowjob. I'd be all, "After you get done sucking my donger, we are gonna talk about this."

Something is afoul.

My wife once accidentally showed some of our sex furniture to my prudish mother. That was awkward for sure. But oh well.

 

[Little_Sister]

My wife once accidentally showed some of our sex furniture to my prudish mother. That was awkward for sure. But oh well.

Enlighten me... sex furniture?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Two follow up comments...

1. One day, when your son is older, the penny is gonna drop and he is gonna realize he opened up his mother's ass toys. I would begin a therapist fund for that day.

2. How big are these plugs that they come in a box that could be mistaken for a baseball glove?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Enlighten me... sex furniture?

www.liberator.com

I have nearly all of the shapes. They're fantastic. The one my mother found was a big bean bag looking thing. So, the least deviant of them all. But she kept asking my wife where she got it from. And instead of lying and telling her something simple like "off the internet" she laughs and tells her the sex site. My mother had to be horrified inside.

 

[Lord Pmann]

For good, not evil. That's the mission statement of this place. Final preparations are underway for Litiquette IV. I know everyone will love what's been done to the space.

While we all await the conclusion of Lil Sister's plug predicament, let's ponder personal space. Everyone has their zone that once invaded makes them uncomfortable but it's not just physical. It can be sounds, it can be sights. So when your space is compromised do you assertively try and stop it from happening or do you passively try and create additional space on your own?

My personal space is critical. I don't need people all up in my junk.

I love concerts. Love them. I hate large amounts of people. So this creates a predicament. I've been in several arguments with people at concerts because of their I'm gonna rub up on you mode.

One time, at a concert with my wife, a REALLY hot girl kissed me in front of my wife. But she also kissed my wife. But she was hot, so no personal invasion of space.

Mathematically, the amount of anger that arises from the invasion of my space is inversely proportional to how hot/large your breasts are. As hotness goes up, anger goes down. But if some Krachen looking fucker is in my grill, I am unhappy.

 

[rubydlite]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oCNLhY42L.jpg

Linky for a red single

Soooo pretty!

My personal space is critical. I don't need people all up in my junk.

I love concerts. Love them. I hate large amounts of people. So this creates a predicament. I've been in several arguments with people at concerts because of their I'm gonna rub up on you mode.

One time, at a concert with my wife, a REALLY hot girl kissed me in front of my wife. But she also kissed my wife. But she was hot, so no personal invasion of space.

Mathematically, the amount of anger that arises from the invasion of my space is inversely proportional to how hot/large your breasts are. As hotness goes up, anger goes down. But if some Krachen looking fucker is in my grill, I am unhappy.

What if she were a Krachen looking fucker with the best boobs everrrrrr?

 

[DarkSimian]

Soooo pretty!


What if she were a Krachen looking fucker with the best boobs everrrrrr?

that is quite the dilemma....as long as my face is in her boobs, I guess it wouldn't matter

 

[lowphat]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41oCNLhY42L.jpg

Linky for a red single

I'm making an aluminum one with a vibrator in it

 

[RacyRedLips]

www.liberator.com

Ooo .... am lovin' that leather and soft purple suede flogger.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What if she were a Krachen looking fucker with the best boobs everrrrrr?

Have you ever seen the movie Sophie's Choice? Well neither have I. But this applies here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ooo .... am lovin' that leather and soft purple suede flogger.

They have some nice floggers indeed.

Apparently my phone is unfamiliar with rough sex because it despises my use of the word flogger. It tries to call it a clogger (not my particular fetish) or a glogger, which isn't a thing.

And not to go back to forbidden topics, but I saw this and thought of y'all.

https://57.media.tumblr.com/1f4e2ff2920b75f2acc8b74c1d75c69d/tumblr_nm5ghmBxot1qfeaoyo1_540.gif

Hell yes we are. I am Mr Peanut style classy. I'm not called the Mr Peanut of Wankery for nothing.

 

[dutchrain]

*fans self* Was there a question today? If yes, I missed it over all the hot stuff going on/being presented.

I am feeling very, very greedy just now!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I am feeling very, very greedy just now![/QUOTE]

Maybe LS will loan you one of her three jeweled butt plugs.
Or should I say plumb bobs!

 

[numeniusa]

*whispers*

((different sizes))

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41F6XyWLIrL._AA190_.jpg

Ah.... Now it makes sense...!

Also...

Shiny, shiny.... *reaches out*

I did laugh, I'm afraid, but I haven't quite dared imagine what my very staid MIL would have made of this situation My very staid neighbour has taken in a package for me while we've been away, but I'm relieved to see that the packaging is, er, neutral, shall we say...