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LAWLZ
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Lit man-crushes never go well. Especially when it's a lonely old man doing the pining.
Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?
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Lit man-crushes never go well. Especially when it's a lonely old man doing the pining.
Lancecastor
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It is completely normal for people in the communities surrounding an engaged couple to shoot the breeze about the couple.... Will they last, what does she see in him, she must be good in bed, he isnt very tall, etc etc.
So please leave your hatred and hackneyed poopy face vocabulary at the door... And enjoy dishing about the Couple!
So please leave your hatred and hackneyed poopy face vocabulary at the door... And enjoy dishing about the Couple!
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LTR must have rejected Lance at some point. The obsession is pitiful and boring, really.
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Two gorgeous honeys
Lancecastor
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Sean
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You had a thing for her. Your posting history proves it. She chose a real man and you whined like the little bitch that you are, groveller. And you bumped this thread after I humiliated you in the Apple thread. You're a bitter, pathetic little loser. And you know that, don't you, groveller? No matter how much you protest and bluster, you'll always know I'm better than you.
Lancecastor
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Blah blah blah. Your eight bit autorun scripts are well... Very sean. Like vette, eyer et al, your posts are on Repeat. Zzzz, but that's all you were ever capable of.
We have 2 of the GB's oldest members getting married...they live thousands of miles from each other, and both live their lives almost entirely online.
This is the best GB story of the year.
It has everything, just like The Princess Bride.
I love this thread!
jezzilee
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I've never seen the princess bride but the love story that will go down in the lit history books is truly inspirational. I only made it 7 years with my first online dalliance. He was a total dick though. I think LTR and Sean have a good thing going!
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Lance lives vicariously through people online - stalks people online - tells others they live their lives... wait for it...
online.
online.
Lancecastor
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You must watch the princess bride asap.
The happy couple here clearly share mutual interests, primarily screen-based perhaps...most online dalliers don't get engaged, so this is a relationship that is most assuredly watch and comment worthy.
jezzilee
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That's what my sister keeps telling me....I will do so today.
So, men and women BOTH like it? This is craziness.
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Lance is like an uglier, more dimwitted Fezzik.
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BabblingBrooke
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Andre the Giant was my favorite wrestler.
Lancecastor
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jezzilee
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Now I am even wondering why I haven't watched it.
Lancecastor
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Possibly the best sword fight in the history of cinema.
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LAWLZ
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Right behind you & Sean!
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Doesn't matter if anyone approves or not. The only thing that matters is that they make each other happy. Good luck to them both.
The entire thread is just jealous butthurt on Lance's part..
The entire thread is just jealous butthurt on Lance's part..
Busybody
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Why did you LIE about the MUSLIM woman CUTTING the head off a BABY?
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Are you going to show me where the law says it's illegal for the Gitmo detainees to come to the US?
I'm waiting
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I didn't have to lie about anything DizzyBooby. If you didn't continually use idiotic sources of information you wouldn't be so utterly confused about reality.
I'll go answer your idiocy in the appropriate thread so you can stop following me from thread to thread like a slobbering retarded pup. (heh, yeah I'm ever the optimist)
