PSA: Products Luk Endorses and Uses - Pro Tips

[thør]

I gave away my android and got an iphone so I could be in The Lance Cool Club.

Thank you for helping to keep the stock price up.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thank you for helping to keep the stock price up.

It does not run my TI-89 app.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Gee guys, it sure makes sense to pile on at a guy offering product and tech tips. Taking care of oneself sure is laughable, super "ghey" for sure. The wimminz greatly prefer guys who give zero fucks about their appearance and hygiene.

Hey Luk, I may hit you up soon for some phone advice.

 

[thør]

It does not run my TI-89 app.

You can add and subtract on your fingers.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Gee guys, it sure makes sense to pile on at a guy offering product and tech tips. Taking care of oneself sure is laughable, super "ghey" for sure. The wimminz greatly prefer guys who give zero fucks about their appearance and hygiene.

You should see the bum rush of hotties n' babes when we go to the restroom at a restaurant to do #1 or #2 and come back outside without washing our hands!

...or wiping.

http://media.tumblr.com/3d527673a5ac709d6b8e69f44455c025/tumblr_inline_mp49cn62wY1qz4rgp.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here's a product Johnny endorses.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VdRNzDzoL._SX300_.jpg


Nice and snug.

 

[Disgustipated]

It does not run my TI-89 app.

My android does.

Gee guys, it sure makes sense to pile on at a guy offering product and tech tips. Taking care of oneself sure is laughable, super "ghey" for sure. The wimminz greatly prefer guys who give zero fucks about their appearance and hygiene.

Hey Luk, I may hit you up soon for some phone advice.

What? You mean a couple out-of-shape losers trolling my super-dope thread is *not* ghey?


Anytime on the phone advice, chica. You know where I'm at.

You can add and subtract on your fingers.

Not since that arc accident.

You should see the bum rush of hotties n' babes when we go to the restroom at a restaurant to do #1 or #2 and come back outside without washing our hands!

...or wiping.

http://media.tumblr.com/3d527673a5ac709d6b8e69f44455c025/tumblr_inline_mp49cn62wY1qz4rgp.gif

Let's work on the Oldsmobile (on blocks 3 years running) all day, take a crap and hose off. ​

Here's a product Johnny endorses.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VdRNzDzoL._SX300_.jpg


Nice and snug.

Luk approved.

 

[Aella_]

lmao these exchanges…

 

[Lancecastor]

I gave away my android and got an iphone so I could be in The Lance Cool Club.

No, no, no!

You have to do it for yourself...not to be more like me.

 

[Lancecastor]

Luk, over in the glory hole thread there was some discussion of how smooth and wrinkle free your bag is.

What do you use as your scrotal moisturizer?

 

[yossi]

There's s glory hole thread??

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Here, Yossi.

 

[yossi]

Here, Yossi.

Thank you. I couldn't see it and it was becoming frustrating.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

YW

You probably have your expectations too high, though.

 

[yossi]

It was, indeed, a let down. Dammit. No one even talked about balls.

 

[Lancecastor]

It was, indeed, a let down. Dammit. No one even talked about balls.

Segue.... Luk's Ballsack Wondercream...I think he developed it with that Dr Shibaz dude Cindy Crawford hired to tend her melon patch.

Luk bores the melons, Cindy puts the pulp on her face.

http://seattleorganicrestaurants.com/vegan-whole-food/images/Cindy-Crawford-signature-cream-Meaningful-Beauty.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Lance & this thread:

http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/american-beauty-1999-movie-colonel-frank-fitts-kisses-lester-burnham-gay-chris-cooper-kevin-spacey-review.jpg

https://www.phactual.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a280.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tN6Iz49P76U/TfuXEODEu6I/AAAAAAAABxs/wf_lndmerI8/s1600/American+Beauty.JPG

 

[Lancecastor]

Ha!

Here's all you need; toss out all that homo commercial crap.

Women love it.

KARMA: A heady, orange haze reminiscent of Kensington High Street Market in the 1960s with its aroma of imported spices.

The patchouli and citrus fragrance is encapsulated in a body cream, soap, atomiser and solid perfume, to allow subtle allusion to the retro scent, or full-bodied, unapologetic experience from head to toe.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/52/c4/3652c46fc0978fc0b0e3efb1c02c6a84.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Just go away now, Lance. That was the knockout punch. Find another cool thread to troll, loser.

BTW.... Isn't "Lance" about the gheyest name on planet earth?

 

[Lancecastor]

Just go away now, Lance. That was the knockout punch. Find another cool thread to troll, loser.

BTW.... Isn't "Lance" about the gheyest name on planet earth?

You may want to cut back on the Wake n Bake.


http://www.lushusa.com/Karma-Perfume/9999905279,en_US,pd.html

 

[Lancecastor]

Tell us more about sharing mail order razors with your "partner", Luk!

 

[Disgustipated]

Lance reads this thread at least 3 times a day.

https://www.phactual.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/a280.jpg

http://www.billboard.com/photos/stylus//1136949-lance-bass-gay-people-617-409.jpg

http://www.out.com/sites/out.com/files/2015/02/02/lancebass-cr.jpg

I wonder if he's try my hair product suggestions yet.

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey, I understand your embarrassment about this thread, Luk.

But I DID want to hear more of your household cleaning tips.

This will be an ever evolving list much like the one eeyore has going for Reci except no children or brain cells were hurt in the making of this list.

You may pick my brain about any of these things as I am an expert in them all.

Method Cleaning Products

Their shit works great, doesn't smell like BioChem 101 and they kinda care for the trees. Ingredients.​

Nivea Man Stuff

I recently started using their products and really like the clean feel and smell.​

Dollar Shave Club

You simply can't beat the price or quality of these razors. If you play it right, you and your life partner can share the same subscription and save even more cash.

They also have a killer hair care line. I use the Boogie's Smart Paste. After I blow my lettuce out, I style with this stuff. Perfect hold for me. Your results may vary.​

Paul Mitchell Hair & Body Conditioner

I love this fabulous product. It gets used in mi casa more than Garnate in a Police Precinct. After showering with the Nivea, I run this stuff through my hair before the lettuce gets did with the Boogie's Paste. I also use it as face lotion. It smells great and gives you that tingly feeling.​

Roku 3

Streaming free TV in HD rules. Cut the cord you simple bitches. You can add "private" channels and apps that users create. There is also a shit ton of pR0n *cough, pmann, cough*​

Freshbooks

I switched one of my shops over to this accounting software as a substitute for Quick Books. It fucking rocks like Nickleback! Their customer support is top notch and the system is super user friendly without sucking.​

Please fee free to add your own here or don't, whatever. Your suggestions will most likely be wrong anyway.​

 

[bluebell]

Cool thread, thanks Luk! I like reading about personal recommendations.
More, more!

 

[Disgustipated]

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