I had dice thrown at me today by an invisible entity.

[Doom_Guy]

I was in my kitchen getting some food out of my fridge just an hour ago, and out of absolutely nowhere a pair of dice were physically thrown at me when I was the only person present and nobody else was home but me. I felt them hit me and I heard them fall to my marble kitchen floor.

I'm extremely unnerved by this incident.

To make matters even more bizarre, I DON'T EVEN OWN ANY FUCKING DICE! Where did they come from? Out of thin air?

They must have.

 

[nerfhearder]

You got a marble floor in your kitchen? Jealous!

 

[Doom_Guy]

You got a marble floor in your kitchen? Jealous!

It's not real marble, it's cheap tile that is colored to look like marble.

 

[nerfhearder]

It's not real marble, it's cheap tile that is colored to look like marble.

You shouldn't do that. I got all excited about you having a marble floor.

 

[Doom_Guy]

You shouldn't do that. I got all excited about you having a marble floor.

Maybe someday.

 

[nerfhearder]

Maybe someday.

Take the dice and practice craps then go to Vegas and you can have that marble. Maybe the other side was trying to tell you something.

 

[Doom_Guy]

Take the dice and practice craps then go to Vegas and you can have that marble. Maybe the other side was trying to tell you something.

Maybe so.

 

[Queersetti]

Even people who don't exist don't like you.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Looks as if you have Crapped-Out Doom!

 

[pensivepoet]

I think it's a divine portent.
You should sell everything and put all 7.28 on one roll.

 

[Hard_Rom]

You have nothing to fear.
http://i.imgur.com/NPxC759.gif
You have nothing to fear.

You have nothing to fear.



You have nothing to fear.





You have nothing to fear.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

It's yet another sign that you should be taking your meds as prescribed.

 

[Libsam]

It's Gary Gygax, he's not happy that you have gone digital and wants you to return to pen and paper.

p.s.
you don't want marble, it's extremely porous and wears easily.
i'd rather have a faux ceramic, way more practical.

 

[ReadyMike]

I was also distracted by the marble floor.
What is the dimension of the tile? Did you use regular grout or metallic rails?

 

[jomar]

So, who ya gonna call?

 

[ryan8558]

At least you weren't slimed.

 

[pete]

It's Gary Gygax, he's not happy that you have gone digital and wants you to return to pen and paper.

p.s.
you don't want marble, it's extremely porous and wears easily.
i'd rather have a faux ceramic, way more practical.

faux ceramic? how about regular ceramic, or better yet porcelain.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Do this. It will keep you busy for a while. I'll even give you a bunch of tin pennies to get you started.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2b/64/ca/2b64ca5e25011f62636760088b6c0b4c.jpg

 

[pete]

Do this. It will keep you busy for a while. I'll even give you a bunch of tin pennies to get you started.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2b/64/ca/2b64ca5e25011f62636760088b6c0b4c.jpg

penny floors are a cool look

works well for countertops too

 

[Aglaopheme]

penny floors are a cool look

works well for countertops too

I like them a lot.

I dig these Escher tiles too. however, I don't think the OP could handle them.

http://danceswithferrets.org/geekblog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lay03.jpg

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7244/7230498010_901d4b9801_z.jpg

 

[pete]

I like them a lot.

I dig these Escher tiles too. however, I don't think the OP could handle them.

http://danceswithferrets.org/geekblog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/lay03.jpg

https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7244/7230498010_901d4b9801_z.jpg

very cool

tile companies are really breaking out with unique shapes & textures lately, i love it .

 

[Aglaopheme]

I really like glass too. Do some at the last place, but it will wind up looking dated soon enough.

 

[FGB]

Remember seven comes before eleven every time!

You probably will never know. Maybe some beings were casting lots for the length of your life or well being and some sore loser threw them at you in a petty gesture.

You have your affairs in order right? Just in case...

 

[Doom_Guy]

Or maybe I could get thousands of dice and make a floor out of it.

 

[richard_daily]

The scariest part of this post, is that the OP votes.