My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Hehe. Smooth Rogue.
I had a bit of trouble with the door too. What I found is worth rescuing.

That's me smooth as a ladies mons...I mean babies bottom. Oh wait what's that expression, "Slow is smooth and smooth is fast". So that means you can get slow, smooth and fast back to back. No wait, if I recall my high school biology it has to be front to back or front to front. Back to back simply does't work...well unless there's four or more people. But I digress...

Those new doors can be tricky at times (I almost said sticky but that would have lead to another digression). Thanks for pulling it out. I was afraid it might get stuck in the shower and shrivel up.

Can we see moreeeeeee

Oh that was a pretty good Oliver Mrgl (or in your case Olivia). I might have a couple of more shots laying around. What's your poison? Front, back, arms, chest, legs?

Cheers

 

[italiansexylady]

Stopping in to check out your creativity....great thread

 

[HonorableRogue]

Stopping in to check out your creativity....great thread

Thanks IT Sexy Lady. PLEASE tell me there's some nerd in that lovely form! Oh, you know what's better than nerd? Tell me you know how to make gnocchi from scratch! I'm pretty sure the person that said "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was eating homemade gnocchi at the time.

Thanks for stopping in. Pull up a chair, stay awhile. The gallery's collection is always expanding and there's a map to the exhibits by the front door (the second post in the thread is a semi-regularly updated index).

Cheers

 

[italiansexylady]

Thanks IT Sexy Lady. PLEASE tell me there's some nerd in that lovely form! Oh, you know what's better than nerd? Tell me you know how to make gnocchi from scratch! I'm pretty sure the person that said "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was eating homemade gnocchi at the time.

Thanks for stopping in. Pull up a chair, stay awhile. The gallery's collection is always expanding and there's a map to the exhibits by the front door (the second post in the thread is a semi-regularly updated index).

Cheers

Oh I ABSOLUTELY know how to make homemade gnocchi! They're my favorite!!!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh I ABSOLUTELY know how to make homemade gnocchi! They're my favorite!!!

So now you get the Chair of Honor for the day. It's got the best view, a built in massage feature and it's made from rich, Corinthian leather. It's so nice that Sheldon wants it for his new spot!

And later, I'll bring the red, table wine and you bring the potato pasta! I would almost kill for homemade gnocchi. The store bought stuff is SO far from the ambrosia I grew up on. Nana Adele, rest her soul, was all about the homemade pasta, pizza and sauces. No wonder I was a fat kid!

Damn it! That's horny and hungry two days in a row now. Lit is SO bad for my diet.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

This is the Construct. It is our loading program. We can load anything from clothes, to weapons, to training simulations. Anything we need.

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Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.

 

[Kimleigh]

So now you get the Chair of Honor for the day. It's got the best view, a built in massage feature and it's made from rich, Corinthian leather. It's so nice that Sheldon wants it for his new spot!

And later, I'll bring the red, table wine and you bring the potato pasta! I would almost kill for homemade gnocchi. The store bought stuff is SO far from the ambrosia I grew up on. Nana Adele, rest her soul, was all about the homemade pasta, pizza and sauces. No wonder I was a fat kid!

Damn it! That's horny and hungry two days in a row now. Lit is SO bad for my diet.

Cheers

I can help you with some exercise!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I can help you with some exercise!

Sure. You could be a big help with the Hip Mobility Drills, Mountain Climbers and Cherry Pickers. We can even add some Squat Thrusts and Push Ins...err Ups if you want.

Just thinking about the workout already has me breaking out in a sweat.

Cheers

 

[Tiamo15]

You really know how to successfully host a thread. First, the yummy, artistic images! Second your humor and wit. I promise to swing by a lot more!

This lil nerd loves ya!

 

[HonorableRogue]

You really know how to successfully host a thread. First, the yummy, artistic images! Second your humor and wit. I promise to swing by a lot more!

This lil nerd loves ya!

Thanks Tiamo! I try to make the gallery a fun place. Good art. Good company. Good conversation. There's always room for another lady at the gallery. You know I think I need a sign that reads "No Lady Left Behind" or maybe "No Lady's Behind Left at the Door".

And with your post I feel like hit the Trifecta! Like I went to the track and won the hardest bet possible, picking the top three places. It started with Mrgl, continued with Italian Sexy Lady and now you. I haven't had three new visitors to the gallery in so short a time since it opened.

I've been lucky and had new guests come in semi-regularly but usually one at a time. Oh no! At this rate I might run out of chairs. Looks like a trip to IKEA. Hey, they have bedroom furniture too!

*boom chicka wah wah*

Feel free to stop in any time Tiamo. I'm fluent in nerd (and l33t 5p3@k) and if you missed it there's a handy index at the beginning.

Cheers

 

[italiansexylady]

So now you get the Chair of Honor for the day. It's got the best view, a built in massage feature and it's made from rich, Corinthian leather. It's so nice that Sheldon wants it for his new spot!

And later, I'll bring the red, table wine and you bring the potato pasta! I would almost kill for homemade gnocchi. The store bought stuff is SO far from the ambrosia I grew up on. Nana Adele, rest her soul, was all about the homemade pasta, pizza and sauces. No wonder I was a fat kid!

Damn it! That's horny and hungry two days in a row now. Lit is SO bad for my diet.

Cheers

Thanks for the Chair of Honor!! I so appreciated it today and especially that built in massage feature. There's no way Sheldon is getting my chair.....doesn't matter how much of a hissy fit he throws...I'm in it until midnight

Oh yes you have to be careful while eating yummy Italian food but there are so many healthy Italian dishes too

Passare una bella serata......

 

[HonorableRogue]

Thanks for the Chair of Honor!! I so appreciated it today and especially that built in massage feature. There's no way Sheldon is getting my chair.....doesn't matter how much of a hissy fit he throws...I'm in it until midnight

Oh yes you have to be careful while eating yummy Italian food but there are so many healthy Italian dishes too

Passare una bella serata......

Thanks for reminding me about tasty Italian food! I know what you mean about the massage feature. My bed does the same thing. Perfect way to end the night before drifting off to sleep. Just a pain in the ass to keep a roll of quarters on hand all the time.

Oh Sheldon versus ISL! I could sell tickets. I think he's in bed by 9:30 PM most nights so you're free to stay until midnight but don't feel you have too. The gallery is open 24/7/365.

Haha. You said healthy and Italian in the same sentence. You're attractive and funny!

Ci vediamo dopo bella signora.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh...

Two months of sleeping naked. Night.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh...

Two months of sleeping naked. Night.

Cheers

Did someone say sleeping naked? I think I need proof

 

[Mrgl720]

Oh...

Two months of sleeping naked. Night.

Cheers

Yeah, if there's no proof, it didn't happen.

Lemme' see!

 

[Icy1]

Oh...

Two months of sleeping naked. Night.

Cheers

2 months?
You need a better climate. Lol

 

[HonorableRogue]

Did someone say sleeping naked? I think I need proof

Yeah, if there's no proof, it didn't happen.

Lemme' see!

Untrusted by two attractive women. That cuts me to the core. Or maybe they trusted that I'd rise to the bait so they created a conspiracy to egg me on? Well the yolks on you (figuratively and not literally)! All you had to do was ask (and if you both had asked it might have been two pictures ).

However I simply can't refuse such tasty, tempting bait...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

2 months?
You need a better climate. Lol

True. And with a better climate I could nude sunbathe as well for an all over tan. But where can I find a good beach this time of year? Some place secluded, warm and where virtually no one knows me? Let me think.

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

Untrusted by two attractive women. That cuts me to the core. Or maybe they trusted that I'd rise to the bait so they created a conspiracy to egg me on? Well the yolks on you (figuratively and not literally)! All you had to do was ask (and if you both had asked it might have been two pictures ).

However I simply can't refuse such tasty, tempting bait...

True. And with a better climate I could nude sunbathe as well for an all over tan. But where can I find a good beach this time of year? Some place secluded, warm and where virtually no one knows me? Let me think.

Cheers

Great picture. There is plenty of room for me in that bed. Thanks for thinking of me! And, FYI, I always sleep naked.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Great picture. There is plenty of room for me in that bed. Thanks for thinking of me! And, FYI, I always sleep naked.

Thanks Kim. It's only a twin but a second could easily fit side by side or if we have to we can stack...to save space. Oh I always try to think about my Lit friends... naked... in bed... I mean Lit my friends are always on my mind when I'm in bed... naked.

Well then we should start a Naked Sleepers Club. I'm thinking monthly meetings and a quarterly sleep over. We'll have discussions and demonstrations on any and all topics about sleeping naked. One of us can be the Club President and the other the Vice. The Vice works directly under the President and fills in where needed.

Sound good?

Cheers

 

[Little_Sister]

It's been a while and I was a little rusty so it took a few more shots than usual. But eventually I got one good enough.


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I like this one. Great grin & happy trail.

 

[Mrgl720]

Untrusted by two attractive women. That cuts me to the core. Or maybe they trusted that I'd rise to the bait so they created a conspiracy to egg me on? Well the yolks on you (figuratively and not literally)! All you had to do was ask (and if you both had asked it might have been two pictures ).

However I simply can't refuse such tasty, tempting bait...

True. And with a better climate I could nude sunbathe as well for an all over tan. But where can I find a good beach this time of year? Some place secluded, warm and where virtually no one knows me? Let me think.

Cheers

Hehehe, sometimes I will ask nicely. Today I was feeling a bit snark. Thank you!

 

[Omegawolfen]

Untrusted by two attractive women. That cuts me to the core. Or maybe they trusted that I'd rise to the bait so they created a conspiracy to egg me on? Well the yolks on you (figuratively and not literally)! All you had to do was ask (and if you both had asked it might have been two pictures ).

However I simply can't refuse such tasty, tempting bait...

True. And with a better climate I could nude sunbathe as well for an all over tan. But where can I find a good beach this time of year? Some place secluded, warm and where virtually no one knows me? Let me think.

Cheers

You have a twin?...oh, wait...twin bed which means getting very close to you is a must

 

[HonorableRogue]

I like this one. Great grin & happy trail.

Thanks Little Sister. You know what they say...

Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

Hehehe, sometimes I will ask nicely. Today I was feeling a bit snark. Thank you!

Usually you ask nicely. You're a proper lady...in public. Nothing wrong with a bit of snark from time to time. Breaks up your groove, the pattern by which you post your comments. I'm happy to please by meeting reasonable requests. As I often say, I'm easy but I'm not cheap.

You have a twin?...oh, wait...twin bed which means getting very close to you is a must

Oh can you imagine if I had a twin? It would probably be like that one Star Trek episode with the black and white and white and black guy fighting. A human version of matter versus anti-matter. Oh...I wonder what the evil version of me would be like? A flashier dresser for sure.

Yup, you'll have to snuggle in close. I hope that's not a problem? I don't take up too much room when I'm on my side and spoon nicely. But as I pointed out to Kim, we can just stack up if side by side doesn't work. That puts us pretty close. One might even say we'd be joined at the hip.

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

Mmm... Just loved the proof of nakedness!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Mmm... Just loved the proof of nakedness!

Thanks Mara! I thought some of the curves and depressions might appeal. I may be slow but I do learn! Good thing she didn't ask for proof of stiffness. That would have to be a shot in the morning after a long, hard workout. My muscles are always stiff first thing after an hour or more in the gym the night before. Oh, you were thinking something else. My bad (you can spank me for it later ).

Cheers