My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

SPANKS for the butt!!

You and the butt spanks! Thank god you haven't brought your Am Pics threads to bear! If you did you'd be smacking butts by dual wielding a pair socks while wearing jeans! Wait. If you're ONLY wearing jeans this could work. So you strip to your jeans and get some socks and I'll strip for the spanks. Then I'll show you my shady goods.

*snort* That duck just kills me!

My duck is a murderer! Should I call Unsolved Mysteries or COPS?!?

I like being part of the elite.

Then welcome and you know what they say, "Elite is as elite does". Oh no wait it's, "If they look elite, post elite and sound elite then they probably are elite". But around here we prefer l337 and not elite. l33t works as does 1337.

Cheers

 

[Aphro]

I took this for the shower thread but then found it back on page 7 with the latest post more than a month ago. Guess my duck shot goes here instead.

Cheers

I want to squeeze your duckie...

 

[Kimleigh]

I took this for the shower thread but then found it back on page 7 with the latest post more than a month ago. Guess my duck shot goes here instead.

Cheers

Let's go rub-a-dub-dub!! Wonderful pic!

 

[HonorableRogue]

I want to squeeze your duckie...

Everybody loves the duckie! I feel like chopped peni...err liver. I think the duckie should start his own thread! Everyone wants to see the duckie, touch the duckie, squeeze the duckie.

*RING* One sec.

Hello? Yes I know. I'm replying now. Really? A euphemism you say? Are you sure? DAMN! Ok thanks. Bye.

Where was I? Oh right see the duckie , touch the duckie , squeeze the duckie .

Aphro, the duckie is all yours.

Let's go rub-a-dub-dub!! Wonderful pic!

Was is it with you, me and a tub? No complaints! Just whether it's your thread or mine we seem to end up in a tub. At least this time it's just you and me. The other two are nowhere to be seen. What's that? You've got two to show me? Rub-a-dub-dub it is!

And Thanks!

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

I took this for the shower thread but then found it back on page 7 with the latest post more than a month ago. Guess my duck shot goes here instead.

Cheers

First things first! The door was well worth the installation hassle.

The duck is cute and all but this really highlights your lovely hand holding the duck.
It does for me at least.

 

[HonorableRogue]

First things first! The door was well worth the installation hassle.

The duck is cute and all but this really highlights your lovely hand holding the duck.
It does for me at least.

Thanks Icy! And it was a hassle! Would you believe the door shipped with a broken lock!?! Yup for a little bit it simply swung wide open. Good thing no one snuck in and robbed the place! From now on I'll have to make sure the carpenter double checks everything.

You know I didn't even think about Mara's thread this time. Now I have guilt! After seeing how far the shower thread had slipped I just took the easy way out. I wonder what I can whip up that features hand(s)? Oh! I have an idea! Thanks again!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Good morning all! No better way to get my blood pumping first thing on the morning than a nice shower and anyone that's browsed through my gallery knows I love a good shower. And after the feel of a nice soft towel on my clean mostly bare skin is another way to get the blood pumping.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

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[murmurmara]

Well if that works Mara I've got another part or two or three that's dying to get a chance to do some work for you. Just let me know where...I mean when you can fit them in.



Duckie missed you all. Bad Batz is living up (or down) to his name and is full of attitude! The hair was out of my control. I slept on it, the water hit and *POOF* that's what you get. Glad you liked. I'll add head hair to the list for the next collage. Is it just head hair you want to see, right Mara?

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Hold on there, goofus Rogue. I just so happened to like the disheveled hair in that particular photo. Don't go making lists for me, babe. I make my Own. I happen to have a fondness for smooth and bald heads. I can be intrigued here and there with most anything, but that doesn't mean list-worthy. Laughing...

First things first! The door was well worth the installation hassle.

The duck is cute and all but this really highlights your lovely hand holding the duck.
It does for me at least.

I so agree, Icy. And I'm glad you said it. Sometimes I bite my tongue...

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You know I didn't even think about Mara's thread this time. Now I have guilt! After seeing how far the shower thread had slipped I just took the easy way out. I wonder what I can whip up that features hand(s)? Oh! I have an idea! Thanks again!

Cheers

Guilt. BE GONE..... *pooooffff*
You can Always repost.

Good morning all! No better way to get my blood pumping first thing on the morning than a nice shower and anyone that's browsed through my gallery knows I love a good shower. And after the feel of a nice soft towel on my clean mostly bare skin is another way to get the blood pumping.

Cheers

You may be drying the fruit, but my eye and my tongue are drawn north of your navel to those tempting hollows...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Hold on there, goofus Rogue. I just so happened to like the disheveled hair in that particular photo. Don't go making lists for me, babe. I make my Own. I happen to have a fondness for smooth and bald heads. I can be intrigued here and there with most anything, but that doesn't mean list-worthy. Laughing...

That was presumptuous of me Mara. My apologies. I haven't had a smooth and bald head since my military basic courses and that one year for St. Baldrick's.

I so agree, Icy. And I'm glad you said it. Sometimes I bite my tongue...

Guilt. BE GONE..... *pooooffff*
You can Always repost.

I agree too. Just I was so sure it would go on the Shower thread and I was pressed for time. Don't EVER feel you have to bite your tongue Mara. Not only do I have thick skin I'm a pretty reasonable guy. I can handle criticism, constructive or not. The guilt poofed the second I came up with the other post idea. I don't repost pictures too often. Sometimes I'll post a different edit of a shot but I try to find the right shot for the right thread or the best thread when it fits on several.

You may be drying the fruit, but my eye and my tongue are drawn north of your navel to those tempting hollows...

It's important to follow your gut instincts and passions Mara. Lick away!

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

Good morning all! No better way to get my blood pumping first thing on the morning than a nice shower and anyone that's browsed through my gallery knows I love a good shower. And after the feel of a nice soft towel on my clean mostly bare skin is another way to get the blood pumping.

Cheers

All I can think of is running my tongue all over you. Delicious!

 

[HonorableRogue]

All I can think of is running my tongue all over you. Delicious!

As long as you don't mind sharing. Mara called dibs on "those tempting hollows" north of my navel but everything else is up for grabs (well everything in the picture.) Get your licks in while the licking is good.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

It's been a while and I was a little rusty so it took a few more shots than usual. But eventually I got one good enough.

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Let's see what else I can come up with while laying around in bed.

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I know exactly what you could come UP with

 

[HonorableRogue]

I know exactly what you could come UP with

Oh I'm sure WE could come up with all sorts of things Omega, just mine would be a tad easier to notice. Good thing I have an eye for detail and enough tenacity to find all of your UPs too!

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Oh I'm sure WE could come up with all sorts of things Omega, just mine would be a tad easier to notice. Good thing I have an eye for detail and enough tenacity to find all of your UPs too!

Cheers

Of that i have no doubt

 

[talikat]

My duck is a murderer! Should I call Unsolved Mysteries or COPS?!?




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Cops of course!!

They have hand cuffs!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Of that i have no doubt

You know me Omega, I'm all about exploring the ins and outs, the nook and cranny and leaving no bone...err stone unturned. Sometimes CDO is a good thing. CDO is just like OCD but the letters are in the right order.

Cops of course!!

They have hand cuffs!

Nothing like a law man to get things under control. In addition to handcuffs they have their weapon and their gun.

This is my weapon and this is my gun. One is for law enforcement and the other's for fun!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

My focus group was anything but focused today so I'm forced to post both their choices and then each of you can decide which you prefer. My apologies.

Choice 1:

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...​

Choice 2:

And here.​

Sorry for making you work. I think I need a new focus group.

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

My focus group was anything but focused today so I'm forced to post both their choices and then each of you can decide which you prefer. My apologies.

Choice 1:

Choice 2:

Sorry for making you work. I think I need a new focus group.

Cheers

Ummm, I think you forgot to include me in the group focus email. But, I forgive you this time.
I choose picture number 2.... Being in color makes me feel like I am right there in the shower with you, lathering up my hands to wash you....

 

[Icy1]

My focus group was anything but focused today so I'm forced to post both their choices and then each of you can decide which you prefer. My apologies.

Choice 1:

Choice 2:

Sorry for making you work. I think I need a new focus group.

Cheers

No apology necessary but I refuse to choose!! Lol

 

[Lyricalli]

My focus group was anything but focused today so I'm forced to post both their choices and then each of you can decide which you prefer. My apologies.

Sorry for making you work. I think I need a new focus group.

What work? Now there's no need to decided.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ummm, I think you forgot to include me in the group focus email. But, I forgive you this time.
I choose picture number 2.... Being in color makes me feel like I am right there in the shower with you, lathering up my hands to wash you....

Well I can't include everyone in the focus group Kim. If I do who will get to enjoy the picture when it finally goes up? Next time we'll do Rock, paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock to see who's in and who's out (and who gets the in and out, in and out, in and out... ).

Okie Picture 2 it is. You know, it's not the best picture so I think you should come on down and take another and then while you're there you can join me and we'll take turns washing each other. Sound good?

No apology necessary but I refuse to choose!! Lol

Thanks Icy! And while you're not choosing can you help me open the shower DOOR? I think someone is stuck in there!

Yes I know this is a variant on the old ethnic joke about the man that needs a key to get his family out of his locked car but cut me some slack it was the most subtle I could come up with on short notice that implied I'd added a door.

What work? Now there's no need to decided.

Well I was thinking one would rise to the top and then I could give the other the thumbs down. Maybe do a dramatic Mortal Combat 'FINISH HIM' sort of thing. But since you like them both Lyric they can stay. Then you can image they're bookends, you're the Illustrated Kama Sutra and they're pressed against you holding you up or maybe they're the white bread, you're the other white meat and together you're a sandwich. Damn it! Now I'm horny AND hungry.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Well I was thinking one would rise to the top and then I could give the other the thumbs down. Maybe do a dramatic Mortal Combat 'FINISH HIM' sort of thing. But since you like them both Lyric they can stay. Then you can image they're bookends, you're the Illustrated Kama Sutra and they're pressed against you holding you up or maybe they're the white bread, you're the other white meat and together you're a sandwich. Damn it! Now I'm horny AND hungry.

That is so eerie. I'm pretty sure that's what I was dreaming about last night. I love a good sandwich.

 

[HonorableRogue]

That is so eerie. I'm pretty sure that's what I was dreaming about last night. I love a good sandwich.

Me too! Loving a sandwich I mean and not the dream. But who would make good bread if I did have that dream. Or really what kind of bread would each person be? Manna Bread? Pita Bread? Rye (Dark or Light)? Pumpernickel? Sourdough?

After writing the last comment I actually got up and made a sandwich for dinner (turkey with honey mustard on rye) and added some pineapple chunks on the side. Can't decide if it's a fruit and yogurt smoothie or Cadbury Mini Eggs for dessert. I bet if I go jump on the scale it's smoothie.

Decisions, decisions...

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Thanks Icy! And while you're not choosing can you help me open the shower DOOR? I think someone is stuck in there!

Yes I know this is a variant on the old ethnic joke about the man that needs a key to get his family out of his locked car but cut me some slack it was the most subtle I could come up with on short notice that implied I'd added a door.

Cheers

Hehe. Smooth Rogue.
I had a bit of trouble with the door too. What I found is worth rescuing.

 

[Mrgl720]

Can we see moreeeeeee