Thread Killers... not so anonymous

[hotoldrguy]

anytime kiddo

 

[starrynightin64]

Well I didn't know Starry was down, but I'm happy to see she and BFG are both better.

To stay alive, this thread needs both of you. Healthy, happy, and ready to add some fun snark.

I had Friday Flag wave & then a double birthday party on Saturday.
By Sunday I was stuck in bed for a lot longer then normal.
Heating pads wrapped about my shoulder

Me too
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OK I needed this laugh this morning!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm killing him softy, he just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Taegul]

I'm killing him softy, he just doesn't know it yet.

Don't do it in a state with the death penalty!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Don't do it in a state with the death penalty!

You won't last that long

 

[Taegul]

I'm killing him softy, he just doesn't know it yet.

BTW, who the HELL you calling 'Softy'? Nothing soft here rofl...

 

[Iceprincess12]

BTW, who the HELL you calling 'Softy'? Nothing soft here rofl...

9" of pillow top plush...isn't that what you whispered?

 

[Taegul]

9" of pillow top plush...isn't that what you whispered?

9" pillow top PUSH Get that 'L' outta there

 

[Iceprincess12]

9" pillow top PUSH Get that 'L' outta there

Ok, yell if it hurts and I'll try to slow down.

 

[Taegul]

Ok, yell if it hurts and I'll try to slow down.

You know damn well it doesn't hurt and I am well-accustomed to.....HEY! You said it was our little secret!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You know damn well it doesn't hurt and I am well-accustomed to.....HEY! You said it was our little secret!

Keep going, I enjoy some pushback. You know I don't like you easy.

 

[Taegul]

I like my women like I like my eggs....over easy.

And sometimes scrambled.

But never hard boiled.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I like my women like I like my eggs....over easy.

And sometimes scrambled.

But never hard boiled.

Hmmm. I like my men like I like my sausage.

Juicy, delicious and ready when I want them to be

 

[Taegul]

Sausage also gives you gas and clogs your arteries increasing the likelihood of a heart attack. Yep, that sounds like men to me...

Hmmm. I like my men like I like my sausage.

Juicy, delicious and ready when I want them to be

 

[Iceprincess12]

Sausage also gives you gas and clogs your arteries increasing the likelihood of a heart attack. Yep, that sounds like men to me...

I'm glad we both love sausage. We should share one!

 

[Taegul]

Let's have a picnic! I'll bring the sausage, you bring the tuna melt!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Let's have a picnic! I'll bring the sausage, you bring the tuna melt!

Love picnic's! I also have the acme electric knife, cut's both ways. Try it

 

[Taegul]

I think my sausage is just fine the way it is! As a matter of fact, keep your electric knife FAR away from my sausage!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I think my sausage is just fine the way it is! As a matter of fact, keep your electric knife FAR away from my sausage!

Tissue? (It's dripping)

 

[Taegul]

Tissue? (It's dripping)

Your nose? I'm far to innocent to understand what you are insinuating...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Your nose? I'm far to innocent to understand what you are insinuating...

Yes, moonguard is where all the innocents play

 

[hotoldrguy]

ut oh...it appears the thread has gone over to the dark side...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Too icy cold, we'll have to warm it up!!!

 

[starrynightin64]

zombies to sausage picnics???
man you can find anything here dead or alive...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Warm things up

I thought it would be a good idea to make us all some chicken soup to warm up and bring the thread back to the living.