Yeah...I've heard that all before

Flying cars, hoverboards, restaurants without servers.....it's all a pack of lies.
 
The reason flying cars haven't caught on is they havent made one yet that sounds like George Jetson's.
 
Flying cars WILL cum. And cum, and cum, and...

Oh wait, that's another trope.

Problem with aircars / atomic helicpters is keeping them from whacking each other and anything else in the air. Solution is for gov't to impose TOTAL CONTROL on everything that flies. If you aren't in the ATC guys' DB then giant lasers will burn you from the sky.

The Jetsons live in a Bernie Sanders future.
 
In a world...where all the movies are dystopian...

And hope seems lost....

An unlikely hero emerges...

Bernie Sanders is...The Utopian.


see the trailer online at ...
 
Flying cars WILL cum. And cum, and cum, and...

Oh wait, that's another trope.

Problem with aircars / atomic helicpters is keeping them from whacking each other and anything else in the air. Solution is for gov't to impose TOTAL CONTROL on everything that flies. If you aren't in the ATC guys' DB then giant lasers will burn you from the sky.

The Jetsons live in a Bernie Sanders future.

The 1930s Flying Flea was the first of the microlights:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mignet_Pou-du-Ciel

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/HB-YBK_mignet_HM-380.jpg/800px-HB-YBK_mignet_HM-380.jpg
 
Soon, airmobiles.

And then air-cycles.

And then air-skateboards.

And then individual flying packs.

Lots of fools scooting all over the skies.

And smashing into each other, dropping like flies.

I can hardly wait.
 
They have those motorized kites around here. Going into a 20mph headwind they pretty much stand still.
 
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