How to Please Your Woman??

[Mr12inches]

Any guys need help, advice, I'll answer all questions

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You've got to be kidding?

 

[amofiga]

Yeah..... I have to believe that any guy who can offer advice on how to please women or be successful in the stock market is a phony. As I see it, if you know how to bake the pie, why bring anybody else to the table to share the pie...... unless of course you want to sell it to them.

 

[Ewobbit]

Yeah..... I have to believe that any guy who can offer advice on how to please women or be successful in the stock market is a phony. As I see it, if you know how to bake the pie, why bring anybody else to the table to share the pie...... unless of course you want to sell it to them.

Hey, now. I give out free and usually good advice. Well, at least mediocre. Ok, sometimes it's actually horrible, but I'm just tryin' to help.

As far as how to please a woman, I pretty much start with one basic rule;

1) Shut the hell up and let her talk and actually pay attention for more than five seconds without automatically assuming you know jack shit about what she is trying to say before it comes out her mouth, much less what she wants.

2) Count to fifteen, slowly, after she finishes speaking before offering ANY response to make sure she is really done.

The rest ends up following a myriad of paths from there. Only one of which involves throwing her over my shoulder and heading off to the basement.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Keep her purse, pussy, and pantry filled. Its that simple.

 

[Mr12inches]

Lol that's why your wives come to me at night lol

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Lol that's why your wives come to me at night lol

With 12 inches about 6 of it's out there cooling off and not doing any work.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Lol that's why your wives come to me at night lol

Yeah, this seems legit.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Lol that's why your wives come to me at night lol

Yeah, this seems legit.

Yup, then he woke up

 

[Zeb_Carter]

You know what they say...

Those that can do...do.

Those that can't do...teach.

Good luck with dat.

 

[MasterMark1957]

Keep her purse, pussy, and pantry filled. Its that simple.

there is some truth to that... Especially the pussy and pantry.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

In all fairness, the boy is young. It's no secret that ego and maturity are inversely proportional. It's what allows the kids of today to bravely face the world of tomorrow. When women express a love for the total package, though, we rarely measure it in inches.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

there is some truth to that... Especially the pussy and pantry.

Trust me, I aint no prize, but wife kept me 43 years so far. The secret to her contentment is simple: keep the important things filled. Since day one I've told her IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

In all fairness, the boy is young. It's no secret that ego and maturity are inversely proportional. It's what allows the kids of today to bravely face the world of tomorrow. When women express a love for the total package, though, we rarely measure it in inches.

Your post prompted me to look. He's 22! While you have a point about the bravado of youth, at 22 he should really be asking questions about women rather than announcing he has all the answers.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Your post prompted me to look. He's 22! While you have a point about the bravado of youth, at 22 he should really be asking questions about women rather than announcing he has all the answers.

lol.. It's never a good sign when a man opens the conversation with, "I have a big cock. Lots of women say so."

 

[Eilan]

Oh, honey. Bless your heart.

 

[Bramblethorn]

With 12 inches about 6 of it's out there cooling off and not doing any work.

And the other half is fictional.

 

[Aphro]

Keep her purse, pussy, and pantry filled. Its that simple.

I need this on a tshirt.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I need this on a tshirt.

I've been married as long as you've been alive, its true.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Trust me, I aint no prize, but wife kept me 43 years so far. The secret to her contentment is simple: keep the important things filled. Since day one I've told her IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY OUT.

Coming up on 44 years for mine.

 

[Little_Sister]

Keep her purse, pussy, and pantry filled. Its that simple.

# truth

In all fairness, the boy is young. It's no secret that ego and maturity are inversely proportional.

Another truth. Just like with girls they have the hot crazy scale. The hotter she is, the crazier she is.

Oh, honey. Bless your heart.

Lol

 

[loveroflove]

Good god! I am 23 and I have to say, if a guy said that keeping my purse pantry and pussy filled would keep me around you have got to be kidding me! And then the wait a minute before speaking? Bitch I want you to argue points with me I am not a blonde airhead that are apparently what you go after. Truth, with some girls, the idea of sitting and bitching at a crossword puzzle is better than having an idiot think some of these thingD that all of you are saying. And as for Mr 12 inches fuck that! 8 inches is big enough for me! I stop at 9!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

actually.. "wait a minute before speaking" isn't bad advice for anyone, regardless their hair color. Patience with conversation, as with many things, is a good thing.

 

[oggbashan]

My advice?

Treat her as an intelligent human being who is also a friend.

 

[Ewobbit]

~snip~And then the wait a minute before speaking? Bitch I want you to argue points with me I am not a blonde airhead that are apparently what you go after. Truth, with some girls, the idea of sitting and bitching at a crossword puzzle is better than having an idiot think some of these thingD that all of you are saying. ~snip~

Aaaand another country heard from.

And, honey, you may not be blonde, but you certainly come across here as a ditz.

"Wait time" is a scientifically tested phenomenon. It has absolutely nothing to do with the intelligence (whether real or perceived) of the speaker nor the listener. Nor does it mean that the points will not be debated should they merit it.

Conversational "wait time" is actually an extrapolation from studies in the educational and counseling professions, the point of which is to get the "listener" to actually actively listen rather than formulating their own response in their head and missing some of the salient points and potentially cuing a misunderstanding that will then have to be cleared up before any advancement can be made.

Much as you did there. I will leave it to you to delineate the other seven communicational errors you made and not even point out the salient researches as you profess to have the wit to do it yourself, "bitch".

As far as what women I spend time with, I have habitually sought out MENSA members and candidates (blondes, brunettes, or redheads notwithstanding) more often than airheads. Married one in fact.

But, best of luck with those crosswords. When you can do them in pen in under five minutes, be sure to let us know.

But, since I seem to have derailed the puissant promulgating of preposterous penis pounding philosophy intended by the OP, I'll proudly pull out and let the proud possessor of penile pulchritude preach.