Thread Killers... not so anonymous

[Iceprincess12]

No one gets my humor, sigh. Is sarcasm dead??? I should keep some laffy taffy jokes in my back pocket, just in case.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Thread check
Feet check
Naked feet for a naked feat?

*wiggles toes*
Feet check. .. still here and working properly

 

[hotoldrguy]

*wiggles toes*
Feet check. .. still here and working properly

and as sexy as ever

Rocky Raccoon
checked into his room
only to find Gideon's Bible

Rocky had come
equipped with a gun
to shoot off the legs
of his rival

 

[LWulf]

Trifecta! I got three, count them; THREE threads on wobbly legs! Woooo! Go me. Go me.

...either that or I got everyone scratching their head saying "wtf is he going on about now???"

 

[Iceprincess12]

Why don't people ask what the trip will cost from Uber before jumping in? Seems to be a fair question they would expect.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hands All Over Me - Maroon 5

Saturday's song....just because I can!

So come down off your cloud
Say it now say it loud
Get up in my face
Pretty little girl come make my day

Put your hands all over, put your hands all over me

 

[troubledone]

No one gets my humor, sigh. Is sarcasm dead??? I should keep some laffy taffy jokes in my back pocket, just in case.

They buried him yesterday
derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn were the pall bearers

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I manage to kill that arouse me thread most of the time..

Mainly because my mediocre mockery manages to manipulate the masturbators mindset to the mundane

 

[LWulf]

I manage to kill that arouse me thread most of the time..

Mainly because my mediocre mockery manages to manipulate the masturbators mindset to the mundane

Man, oh, man!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Man, oh, man!

...

 

[DarkSimian]

No one gets my humor, sigh. Is sarcasm dead??? I should keep some laffy taffy jokes in my back pocket, just in case.

sarcasm is a lost art

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I manage to kill that arouse me thread most of the time..

Mainly because my mediocre mockery manages to manipulate the masturbators mindset to the mundane

Lakesailor loves ladies who like alliteration.

 

[barefootgirl69]

sarcasm is a lost art

but sometimes sarcasm is just a PC word for bitch...sad to say, #truth

 

[troubledone]

Lakesailor loves ladies who like alliteration.

Alliteration, another art appreciated after aging

 

[barefootgirl69]

What a lonely thread

 

[starrynightin64]

What a lonely thread

Never after they see your naked toes!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Never after they see your naked toes!

There are so many pervs on this adult site!

 

[starrynightin64]

Celebrating Valentines Day by watching a special on the St Valentine's Day Massacre.
This is really interesting.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Celebrating Valentines Day by watching a special on the St Valentine's Day Massacre.
This is really interesting.

I've been to the spot in Chicago a few times...

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Celebrating Valentines Day by watching a special on the St Valentine's Day Massacre.
This is really interesting.

I'm watching it too. Before this was on, they had a good 2 hour special on the Godfather movies.

 

[DarkSimian]

why are the good tv shows always on when I have other things to do?

 

[barefootgirl69]

why are the good tv shows always on when I have other things to do?

DVR! I love these shows #nerd

 

[starrynightin64]

I've been to the spot in Chicago a few times...

seems like it should have a creepy feel to it.

Got Farm Aid 30 on now
I sometimes missing living on the farm
but the beach is so much nicer

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good morning, all you killers.
Still in bed, sick... day #3

 

[starrynightin64]

Good morning, all you killers.
Still in bed, sick... day #3

Lady grab some honey & take a spoonful when you eat as soon as you feel things are off.
It will help A LOT!!! It will help now even tho you're knocked down.

Feel better!!!