Vagina_Dentata
Literotica Gnu
- Joined
- Jul 3, 2015
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To eyer:
I'm sitting outside by the chimanea with a cheery fire going and some friends. The blue tooth is spewing tunes.
And I think why should I not have a woman?
And the answer is that I don't have a chocolate dick that spews money. Oddly enough, I'm happy with that.
Ishmael
No one has a sense of humor anymore. Like cats, women pick you.
I feel picked over.
Ishmael
It's 16 here. I feel more cold than usual.
... I don't have a ...dick....
Oddly enough, I'm happy with that.
Ishmael
So what do you want? A down comforter, 3 dogs, or some one to turn up the heat?
Ishmael
Quoting.....for posterity.
Boys...it's VD. Can't you just hug or something?