VD runs rampant on the GB

I'm sitting outside by the chimanea with a cheery fire going and some friends. The blue tooth is spewing tunes.

And I think why should I not have a woman?

And the answer is that I don't have a chocolate dick that spews money. Oddly enough, I'm happy with that.

Ishmael
 
I'm sitting outside by the chimanea with a cheery fire going and some friends. The blue tooth is spewing tunes.

And I think why should I not have a woman?

And the answer is that I don't have a chocolate dick that spews money. Oddly enough, I'm happy with that.

Ishmael

No one has a sense of humor anymore. Like cats, women pick you.
 
These "Let's behave like gentlemen with the other gender" National Days sometimes suck, imo.

It sometimes feels as if the government instituted a mandatory law : on this day, all men Have to be nice and Have to give flowers to their so's. It's one of the rare occasions when I feel sorry for (but I'm also amused by *snicker*) those hordes of oppressed men that you see running around on the streets, buying flowers, teddy bears or candies. And sometimes it feels artificial and uncomfortable for women, too.

I think that spontaneous displays of affection (like giving up their football game to help their SO and so on) are more important.
 
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