Why I give women false hope

[richard_daily]

If only the women saw that pic of you putting your dick in that glass of water with those dirty fingers.

shhh.. adults are talking.

 

[Bollocks_Bitch]

shhh.. adults are talking.

Bwahahaha..you dirty fingered fecker. Pleaze, tell me where the adults are.

 

[RorynIsRacist]

I love this bar

 

[Rockie Montana]

BuMpItY

 

[Medikated]

he'll be back in August. Try to hold on.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Well, at least now you won't get them pregnant.

 

[RoryN]

Well, at least now you won't get them pregnant.

Actually, part of my trust issues turned out to be related to worrying about getting someone pregnant, which I found out isn't all that uncommon. It's amazing how the surgery has put things into perspective, and how cloudy they were beforehand in some aspects.

I'd forgotten about this thread; thank you!

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Actually, part of my trust issues turned out to be related to worrying about getting someone pregnant, which I found out isn't all that uncommon. It's amazing how the surgery has put things into perspective, and how cloudy they were beforehand in some aspects.

I'd forgotten about this thread; thank you!

Your post history is a goldmine of self-realization.

 

[RoryN]

Your post history is a goldmine of self-realization.

Isn't it, though? It's fascinating.

Did you find any other threads that would apply? If so, bump `em up - I want to re-visit them.

 

[Disgustipated]

Your post history is a goldmine of self-realization.

Being an expert on Rory's or anyone else's post history is a pretty shitty goal, loser.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Isn't it, though? It's fascinating.

Did you find any other threads that would apply? If so, bump `em up - I want to re-visit them.

Apply to what? That would require us to take for granted that anything you have ever said remotely resembles the truth.

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Being an expert on Rory's or anyone else's post history is a pretty shitty goal, loser.

What is your goal? Best I can tell it's to spout anger.

 

[RoryN]

Apply to what? That would require us to take for granted that anything you have ever said remotely resembles the truth.

Wait...are you trying to troll me?

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Wait...are you trying to troll me?

What gave you that idea? Why would I give you what you desire?

 

[jezzilee]

Disgustipated is angry? Rory lies????

I am shocked... I had no clue.

 

[Disgustipated]

Disgustipated is angry? Rory lies????

I am shocked... I had no clue.

I'm only angry about Rory's lies.

 

[RoryN]

What gave you that idea? Why would I give you what you desire?

Not sure, but that's what you're doing. I love this sort of attention. Ask anyone.

So, about these lies - what do you think I'm lying about?

 

[jezzilee]

I'm only angry about Rory's lies.

Maybe Rory only lies about your anger!

 

[Vagina_Dentata]

Not sure, but that's what you're doing. I love this sort of attention. Ask anyone.

So, about these lies - what do you think I'm lying about?

Is it?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Maybe Rory only lies about your anger!

Anger leads to the Dark Side.

Or so I've been told.

 

[RoryN]

I'm only angry about Rory's lies.

Me too. They're not even clever.

And your anger is awful.

Or is it? I might he lying.

 

[Disgustipated]

Me too. They're not even clever.

And your anger is awful.

Or is it? I might he lying.

You're just pissing me off
Or something.

 

[jezzilee]

Anger leads to the Dark Side.

Or so I've been told.

They have cookies there... Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone or they will all want to join.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Being an expert on Rory's or anyone else's post history is a pretty shitty goal, loser.

To the contrary, Cade's life had no meaning until he memorized virtually every single one of Rory's posts.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at all.

^^^ Edited for truth.