Why I give women false hope

[Le Jacquelope]

See? I miss posters like this.

I think what happened was Recidiva had so many uneducated rednecks here telling her that it was okay to tell a black guy "you fit my black brother in law's description of a nigger"

that "she" finally tried it with someone in real life and got popped so hard in the grill that Ulaven Demorte forgot the password.

 

[richard_daily]

Try viagra loooosaa??????? LMAO

You're kind of pathetic... and I only say kind of, because you're not inspiring enough to deserve anything better.

 

[AntiBacterial]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

hmmm, I'm beginning to think you enjoy being laughed at.

 

[RoryN]

hmmm, I'm beginning to think you enjoy being laughed at.

Gee - ya think?

Are you and the others having a breakthrough? Light bulbs going on? It's only taken a couple of years.

 

[Disease_Bag]

Gee - ya think?

Are you and the others having a breakthrough? Light bulbs going on? It's only taken a couple of years.

Bullshiattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You had no idea this thread would be bumped at a time where trolls have taken over your once stoical forum and run riot!

You hate us laughing at you, it drives you crrrrraaaazzzzzaaaayyyy!! You aren't the man around here anymore little Rory!

 

[Sinon]

Bullshiattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You had no idea this thread would be bumped at a time where trolls have taken over your once stoical forum and run riot!

You hate us laughing at you, it drives you crrrrraaaazzzzzaaaayyyy!! You aren't the man around here anymore little Rory!

When was Rory the man around here? Just curious.

 

[RoryN]

hmmm, I'm beginning to think you enjoy being laughed at.

Bullshiattttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

That idea really gets under your skin, doesn't it?

But, don't worry. I'm devastated by you bumping this thread. It makes me look stupid and pathetic, illustrating my life back when I was nothing but a Lit n00b. I hate this. I pray to god you don't bump more of my old threads.

Please. Don't.

 

[Disease_Bag]

When was Rory the man around here? Just curious.

When trolls didn't exist around here. He thought he had the forum to himself. In his own mind, he was the man around here. He now knows differently, but wouldn't ever admit that in public. Because, again, he hates us laughing at him. But he knows it deep down, it's all over for him. He's an utter laughing stock.

 

[Disease_Bag]

That idea really gets under your skin, doesn't it?

But, don't worry. I'm devastated by you bumping this thread. It makes me look stupid and pathetic, illustrating my life back when I was nothing but a Lit n00b. I hate this. I pray to god you don't bump more of my old threads.

Please. Don't.

It's okay "buddy" I have too much of a life to bother.....

 

[RoryN]

It's okay "buddy" I have too much of a life to bother.....

Thank god.

No one else do it either, okay? I surrender.

 

[Disease_Bag]

What's red, rotating and warm in the middle?

Little Rory's severed head in my microwave.

 

[Jack_Da_Ripper]

Bump

 

[McL0vin]

Bump

Me too

 

[Le Jacquelope]

When trolls didn't exist around here. He thought he had the forum to himself. In his own mind, he was the man around here. He now knows differently, but wouldn't ever admit that in public. Because, again, he hates us laughing at him. But he knows it deep down, it's all over for him. He's an utter laughing stock.

Iggy time for this moron.

 

[Disease_Bag]

*Bump*

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Awww, poor little Rory..... you must be sooooo alone and depressed.....

 

[Disease_Bag]

Me too

Me three.

 

[Jack_Da_Ripper]

Me three.

Me four

 

[Disease_Bag]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Me four

Me five.

For someone that thinks he's a God and knows all, you sure have an embarrassing problem little Rory.....

 

[Bollocks_Bitch]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Oh RoryN. I see nothing has changed you little bald headed fecker.
Nimble fingers? Bwahahahaha..How does one say LOSER in 50 different languages.

 

[RoryN]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

No longer a major problem. Only sometimes, when my better judgement kicks in...

But I still don't find the one-nighters all that satisfying, mainly because the women I meet who engage me in a "one-nighter" don't really want one - they want a relationship. Even if they don't know fuck-all about me. So, what follows afterwards is always a hassle.

 

[richard_daily]

No longer a major problem. Only sometimes, when my better judgement kicks in...

But I still don't find the one-nighters all that satisfying, mainly because the women I meet who engage me in a "one-nighter" don't really want one - they want a relationship. Even if they don't know fuck-all about me. So, what follows afterwards is always a hassle.

It can go both ways... I've had women who approached me with "relationship" eyes, who I end up hooking up with and then they get all flighty and I never see them again...

I've also had casual things that turned into something much more serious... I think it's oftentimes people look for the greener grass on the other side, and want what they can't get.

 

[Disease_Bag]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

No longer a major problem. Only sometimes, when my better judgement kicks in...

Sure you don't.....

But I still don't find the one-nighters all that satisfying, mainly because the women I meet who engage me in a "one-nighter" don't really want one - they want a relationship. Even if they don't know fuck-all about me. So, what follows afterwards is always a hassle.

Sure "they" do......

Don't try and pretend you actually know any females when you spend practically every waking minute on Lit.

 

[RoryN]

It can go both ways... I've had women who approached me with "relationship" eyes, who I end up hooking up with and then they get all flighty and I never see them again...

I've also had casual things that turned into something much more serious... I think it's oftentimes people look for the greener grass on the other side, and want what they can't get.

I think you're right. Something which seems complicated on the surface is actually far more simple.

 

[Bollocks_Bitch]

It can go both ways... I've had women who approached me with "relationship" eyes, who I end up hooking up with and then they get all flighty and I never see them again...

I've also had casual things that turned into something much more serious... I think it's oftentimes people look for the greener grass on the other side, and want what they can't get.

If only the women saw that pic of you putting your dick in that glass of water with those dirty fingers.

 

[Disease_Bag]

If only the women saw that pic of you putting your dick in that glass of water with those dirty fingers.

I saw that pic and it disgusted me to the core..... and I'm a disease bag!