Why I give women false hope

[lizaveta]

Hot. But looks can be deceiving. Just look at the Edsel.

Don't make me go all doll_parts on you.

 

[rimmy]

Don't make me go all doll_parts on you.

Oh hells no.

 

[lizaveta]

Oh hells no.

 

[rimmy]

Can I smell your shampoo now? Please.

 

[lizaveta]

Can I smell your shampoo now? Please.

Leans in...

 

[rimmy]

Leans in...

* sniff sniff............rub *

 

[lizaveta]

* sniff sniff............rub *

*squeal*

 

[rimmy]

*squeal*

Oooops. Sorry, that happens sometimes

 

[lizaveta]

Oooops. Sorry, that happens sometimes

Thank God for that

 

[RoryN]

Not only that but a lot of them suffer from GPS (Golden Pussy Syndrome). That's the condition wherein they think that their pussy is something special and that once you have them you'll be hooked for life. Ya right.

You should copyright this one; I know a few females who have GPS. It's common in the OC.

 

[rimmy]

You should copyright this one; I know a few females who have GPS. It's common in the OC.

Unfortunately it's common everywhere.

 

[GigiGirl]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

One night stands are SOOO overated. For the record.

 

[RoryN]

One night stands are SOOO overated. For the record.

So I gather.

Hi; I'm RoryN.

 

[GigiGirl]

So I gather.

Hi; I'm RoryN.

well Hi there! Im Amber

 

[RoryN]

well Hi there! Im Amber

Welcome to the madness.

Have any overall impressions of Lit yet, or is it still too early?

 

[GigiGirl]

Welcome to the madness.

Have any overall impressions of Lit yet, or is it still too early?

Oh, I am having a Helluvah time. Thanks!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

EWWWWWWWWWWW you mean somebody would actually do you YUCK no thanks

 

[splashum]

*Jumps in with both feet*
You said something back awhile that caught my attention...

Anyway, I'm quite certain I'd enjoy them without the hangups - not to mention gain more experience for ther benefit of a long-term romantic interest. It does make me feel a bit emasculated.

In the context of trust issues, I don't see how having one night stands is going to help you gain experience for long term interests, romantic or otherwise. Personally, I would prefer someone coming into a relationship that isn't perfect (perfection can be intimidating). Sure there might be some awkward moments in bed when *insert body part* doesn't move to *insert body part* at the perfect moment. But those situations will tell you the most about someone. I don't know about you, but I would much rather have a partner that can laugh at our mishaps as *we* discover new things together. Real trust is built over time through experiences and interaction, not overnight (or a drink).

This may sound cliché but in the end it is just sex; a (generalably enjoyable ) physical act designed for procreation. It is what you make it, and every sexual relationship is going to be different.

 

[Winemaster]

smiling

Lorelei_11

It brought me a smile to see someone noticed the comment. Yes, through time I have seen how great it is to enjoy a woman I am into. To try out all the fun things with her...to read one of these lit stories and want to be with her...

 

[Medikated]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Dude, seriously, lighten up.

 

[Jack_Da_Ripper]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Try viagra loooosaa??????? LMAO

 

[RoryN]

*bump*

 

[Jack_Da_Ripper]

*bump*

Yep it hit a nerve..classic reverse psychology attempt that was WAYYYYY to obvious. LMAO

So, do you still have trouble getting erections or have you just totally given up?

Get a good nights sleep for once and maybe try being offline a full 8 hours then maybe your little dicky will get some life back. LMAO

 

[Disease_Bag]

...because they assume that, like most men, I can preform at the drop of a hat, even though I don't know them well.

Problem is, I have trust issues. I envy people who can do one-nighters without second thoughts; however, mine cripple me (`least, they do at this point in time).

Thankfully, I played piano for a few years, and have nimble fingers. But it's not a perfect substitution by any means. *sigh*

Don't envy us really, how do ya think I gotz so diseeeeesed?

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

[RoryN]

I once asked a god of a man who was talking to me why he was talking to me. I was feeling particularly inferior that evening.

He was so cool. He said "Why, because I'm gorgeous?"

He knew he was beautiful. He didn't have to make it a big deal and he put me at ease.

He just said "There's something about you."

I didn't sleep with him either. He was charming and wonderful and we spent the whole night talking and had a great time. I was too young and intimidated. But he didn't even get insulted and pissy. He taught me that being cool and rejection are choices we make. Not ready is okay.

Being cool with being not ready is also a choice you can make.

See? I miss posters like this.