Vermont Teddy Bear

[Strangebuddy]

I've been seeing these giant bears advertised on tv lately and what I find so hilarious is the reactions shots from the acctresses. Some act like it's the funniest thing ever, the cuddliest (which it might be), or...the sexiest. Seriously, one of them makes come hither looks at it and starts rubbing up against it.

So then I got to thinking...what if these bears had a secret? Or what if there was a bigger teddy bear scene than any of us were aware of?

PS: it's the hunk a love bear, not their smaller novelty bears.

 

[Carnevil9]

Yes, those Vermont Teddy Bear commercials seem to peak just before Valentine's Day. So do the Pajamagram commercials! Both would seem to be rife with story ideas.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Perhaps the bears are soaked in Pheromones, so the women who get them are constantly aroused. The buyer knows this though so they wait until the Bears been around along enough that either their partners are begging them for sex, since they can't identify the source, or "accidentally" walk in on them rubbing the bear and their partners, not wanting to admit what they were doing, jump their bones.

Or perhaps the bear has a secret compartment in its crotch that either has a dildo hiding inside or makes the bear vibrate.

 

[emap]

Is it just me or is it a little surprising they don't sell the teddy bear costume like they use in some porn? Course you can make one easy enough, cut a hole in the crotch.

So ideas, just cause I'm a little odd, this one is more of a stalker thingy. Guy is obsessed with this chick but she won't give him the time of day. So come valentines day he buys a bear suit, except it's not your average bear suit in he looks like a teddy bear so sneaks into her apartment while she is at work. She comes home and finds a big teddy bear on her bed.

Been a long day for her, valentines and nobody is dating her at the moment, so doesn't think and just snuggles the bear. Later that night she strips for bed and then does more than snuggle the bear. Which is when the guy goes into action. She is so horny when a cock appears she simply goes with the flow. After he does the big reveal, since she enjoyed his cock she dates him, or makes him stay in the suit.

Granted that was more a part of revenge of the nerds, but I liked the movie. This one is something you guys will like. Bear gram, except it's a chick sort of wearing a bear suit. I'm sure you all have an idea on what that looks like, perverts

So a gal is working as a bear gram and come valentines is going to visit people's houses. Usually she is getting the housewife, but some are of the husband. So he puts on moves and she welcomes the advances.

 

[Hypoxia]

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So I've missed those commercials. And all others, except on silenced screens at eateries we patronize. Am I socially stunted?

Obvious storyline: Customer (any gender) purchases giant stuffed critter (bear, tiger, zebra, whatever) that comes alive and demands hot sex. Twist: customer buys more than one. Next twist: one or more are stuffed tentacle monsters.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Actually, there was a horror idea I started working on where a tentacle monster hides inside a teddy bear and springs out every time it's alone with someone. Lost steam though since I wasn't sure what its goal was, I just thought the image was creepy.

How about a mad scientist idea? Sorority member's roommate has been lately creating lots of giant teddy bears that are filling her apartment. She's use to her roommate's eccentricities but this one frustrates her. Her sorority is throwing a Valentine's party so she tosses the Bears in her car and uses them to decorate for the party. The night before, she's staying at the house when she hears one of her sisters moaning. She hurries to her, hoping to get a good laugh when she sees one of the Bears screwing her from behind while another strokes her hair and fucks her mouth with a rubber phallus while praising her.

Our protagonist runs off and makes a call to her roommate who tells her the Bears are 'comfort Bears' her new designs that provide physical, emotional, and sexual comfort. She tells her the Bears are a bit sensitive to what constitutes distress but she shouldn't have to worry as long as no more than a few Bears get activated, as all of the Bears getting activated can cause a feedback loop that will make them believe everyone is distressed and in need of comfort. She hears a scream and sees her sisters being carried into the living area and stripped of their clothes by the Bears.

She tries to run and suddenly a bear blocks her path:

"You are distressed. That is bad. Tell us your problems. Embrace us (another bear shows up). Let us pleasure you. We wish to help."

 

[Sarasux]

There's a few porno vids out there of girls putting strap ons on these bears and fucking them. Maybe it's a gift from a boyfriend with an alterer motive. Like I'm can't be here 24/7 and I don't want you with another guy so here's a giant teddy bear to play with. Just an idea.

 

[Strangebuddy]

There's a Hentai manga where a guy's wife gets mad at him after he misses dinner, so she starts rubbing herself out on the giant teddy bear he got her. He comes in and and gives her ass a good pounding while the bear keeps stimulating her privates. It's actually a sequel to another comic where she falls for him since he's like a teddy bear (large, strong, but very cuddly).

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

There's a few porno vids out there of girls putting strap ons on these bears and fucking them. Maybe it's a gift from a boyfriend with an alterer motive. Like I'm can't be here 24/7 and I don't want you with another guy so here's a giant teddy bear to play with. Just an idea.

I've seen some of those videos

 

[OnaTangent]

...and here I thought this was the Official Bernie Sanders Literotica Thread!

 

[Hypoxia]

...and here I thought this was the Official Bernie Sanders Literotica Thread!

Boooo...

Thorne Smith (he wrote TOPPER) produced a boozy ragtime-era tale, NIGHT LIFE OF THE GODS, wherein all the statues of classical deities in New York's Museum of Natural History are brought to life. They go partying, of course.

Switch that from stone gods to fuzzy animals. A warehouse full of stuffed critters. Big stuffed critters. They come to life. (Magic, mad science, aliens, whatever.) Their libidos are extraordinary. Genitalia, too. Hilarity ensues.

 

[GforGraham]

There's a few porno vids out there of girls putting strap ons on these bears and fucking them. Maybe it's a gift from a boyfriend with an alterer motive. Like I'm can't be here 24/7 and I don't want you with another guy so here's a giant teddy bear to play with. Just an idea.

and teddy bear is fitted with POV cameras connected to bf's computer via gf's wifi internet.
oops that becomes non consensual, sorry ignore my comment.

 

[BurningMonkey]

oops that becomes non consensual, sorry ignore my comment.

*shrug* It becomes consensual if she knows about it and is okay with it.

 

[Hypoxia]

*shrug* It becomes consensual if she knows about it and is okay with it.

The sexual action is consensual. Stealthy recording isn't but in the New World Order of ubiquitous surveillance we should harbor no fantasies of privacy. Assume everything you do is recorded and may be leaked publicly. Life is a performance. I think Shakespeare mentioned that.

 

[Carnevil9]

...and here I thought this was the Official Bernie Sanders Literotica Thread!

Okay, that made me laugh out loud!!

 

[timelord1963]

VT bears

If you ever have the chance to take the tour you should do it. You could get all sorts of ideas a non human story would work mutated bears that could take on human features only in super sized measurements, a bear with a long tounge to reach all the right spots followed by a 12 inch cock that would knock the stuffing out of her