Wild_Honey_66
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Conversations between lovers. 
Come read, share, and enjoy!
Come read, share, and enjoy!
Pillow Talk
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Wild_Honey_66
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First thing this morning, Beardy wraps his arms around me, pulls me into his spoon, and whispers tenderly into my ear...
'Yep. You snore.'
'Yep. You snore.'
Wild_Honey_66
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Beardy has a down pillow and I swear the damn thing weighs fifty fucking pounds.
Making the bed is like going to the gym!
Wild_Honey_66
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Anticipating a visit to Beardy, I messaged him a pic of something new to try...
Beardy: Have to go to Tractor Supply.
Honey: Better than Vegas, baby!!
Beardy: I so love you.
Beardy: Have to go to Tractor Supply.
Honey: Better than Vegas, baby!!
Beardy: I so love you.
RacyRedLips
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It's my firm belief that there's no such thing as having too many big, fluffy pillows.
They are perfect for wandering minds and meandering conversations that extend late into the evening or into the wee hours of the morning .... Pillows that offer a soft invitation to the Land of Nod when you finally shut your eyes. Dreamy.
They are perfect for wandering minds and meandering conversations that extend late into the evening or into the wee hours of the morning .... Pillows that offer a soft invitation to the Land of Nod when you finally shut your eyes. Dreamy.
numeniusa
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Me: it's only two weeks til we leave for skiing, isn't it?
Him: Yes. In fact... Two weeks right now, we'll be in the theatre in London.
Me: But no masturbating....?
Him: Well.... That depends. If it's really dark and the play's crap.....
[Eyebrow-raisingly long pause....]
Him: Yes. In fact... Two weeks right now, we'll be in the theatre in London.
Me: But no masturbating....?
Him: Well.... That depends. If it's really dark and the play's crap.....
[Eyebrow-raisingly long pause....]
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Wild_Honey_66
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Let's be real here.
If she gives good head, she can snore like a freight train and get away with it.
If she gives good head, she can snore like a freight train and get away with it.
Wild_Honey_66
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Post-Round One, Beardy draws me into his embrace and prepares for sleep...
Beardy: Get ready for the snoring. (He snores too.)
Honey: Okay, you go ahead and go to sleep. I'm just going to use your body for my pleasure.
Beardy: If you can make it work, you can have it.
Beardy: Get ready for the snoring. (He snores too.)
Honey: Okay, you go ahead and go to sleep. I'm just going to use your body for my pleasure.
Beardy: If you can make it work, you can have it.
numeniusa
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Aw... And did you? *expectant grin*
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Let's be real here.
If she gives good head, she can snore like a freight train and get away with it.
I agree
Trekka
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After my assertion yesterday that I never snore, I feel I must confess today that something woke me up last night a couple of times. A noise...
That couldn't have been ... me ... Could it?
Absolutely not. The very thought! Classy ladies, like myself, do not snore. It's well documented.
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Wild_Honey_66
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Well... yes.
Although that honestly wasn't my intention. I was happily engrossed in relishing the delights that a man's body has to offer, when he decided to 'get off the bench and get in the game,' so to speak.
It may have been the finger-sucking that did it.
Stryderthorongil
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Hmmmm, I think I need to find a different bed. 
Wild_Honey_66
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Hmmmm, I think I need to find a different bed.
You're welcome here anytime, Stryder.
