12 Days of Christmas - And Into the New Year

[TJ678]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

Appears there might be multiple forms of erotic teasing occuring!! Just what are you doing with are you doing with your left hand? You have astonishingly raised the bar of eroticism on so many levels..The expression in your eyes, fingers in your mouth, the light filtering across your body, your rock hard nipples and the mystery of what you are doing with your other set of fingers.. Don't know about anyone else....but I know there will be a tremendous battle to keep mind on work today...

This will be invading all of our thoughts when our minds pause for even the briefest of moments! On the flip side you will be wondering which of us will be thinking of you at any given moment thus having an effect as well!!

 

[Apisto42]

Happy Friday!

Time to get the day started.

So sexy and fun! That looks like the happiest shower ever!

 

[coffeelover5]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

Wow oh wow, what a perfect photo!

 

[SherlockianMan]

A little morning tease...

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

Gorgeous imagery. A very sexy start to the day.

 

[TJ678]

After the last two days, I'm so glad that I brought my full size tablet rather than my kindle with me...Smaller screen just wouldn't do these pictures justice.

 

[Aphro]

After the last two days, I'm so glad that I brought my full size tablet rather than my kindle with me...Smaller screen just wouldn't do these pictures justice.

Oh my. Full sized me. I only ever look at them on my phone!

 

[Aphro]

Your skills are undeniable!! Mmm yummy!

Just so indescribably wicked... Oh bloody hell!

"Mmm..." and "wow" both.
Those pics have made me bilingual this morning!

What languages are those?

So sexy and fun! That looks like the happiest shower ever!

Scrub a dub dub...

Wow oh wow, what a perfect photo!

Thank you!

Gorgeous imagery. A very sexy start to the day.

Glad to help!

Appears there might be multiple forms of erotic teasing occuring!! Just what are you doing with are you doing with your left hand? You have astonishingly raised the bar of eroticism on so many levels..The expression in your eyes, fingers in your mouth, the light filtering across your body, your rock hard nipples and the mystery of what you are doing with your other set of fingers.. Don't know about anyone else....but I know there will be a tremendous battle to keep mind on work today...

This will be invading all of our thoughts when our minds pause for even the briefest of moments! On the flip side you will be wondering which of us will be thinking of you at any given moment thus having an effect as well!!

The art is in the details.

 

[ClaudeBalls]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

You're in a class all your own, beautiful.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Glad to help!

Definitely has made the morning brighter. Gives me a reason to get up in the morning. (pun fully intended.)

 

[TJ678]

The art is in the details. [/QUOTE]

Yes...the details..got to love those breathtaking details!

Have a wonderful afternoon

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hotcpu]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

Skills to keep a guy wanting all day long ... hopefully with a release sometime soon ...

 

[thør]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

We need to chat in a quiet coffee shop. I'll be wearing my slip-on shoes.

 

[Aphro]

We need to chat in a quiet coffee shop. I'll be wearing my slip-on shoes.

Why slip-on shoes?

 

[thør]

Why slip-on shoes?

So they kick off easy.

 

[Aphro]

So they kick off easy.

Ah. I see.

 

[HonorableRogue]

You outdid yourself here. Goodness.

Yes, that's the Carlin piece I was referring to. Specifically how the word "tits" shouldn't be on the list. "It sounds like a snack! Cheese tits, tater tits - betcha can't eat just one!" Something you posted about cheese reminded me of it.

I'm jealous of your snow. We've got none here. However, not jealous of shovelling the driveway.

Well anyone worth doing is worth doing right. Damn Freudian slips! Anything. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Much better. But I don't want to hog all the pixels and words so I'll be more succinct.

Ah got it. But you have to admit something called Cheese Tits would sell and Cheese Tater Tits would sell millions (especially in Wisconsin).

You can have all my snow. I got 12-13". Yes I was f--ked twice but the snow gods (hmmm maybe snow gods have above average endowment?) and then bitch slapped but the Real Feel of -1 F (or -18 C for those stuck with the Metric system).

A little morning tease...

Little? I guess but I'd say petite.
Morning? Check.
Tease? Nailed it!

But I have one question, where has that finger been young lady?

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

You do. Really. Fire has no idea it's seductive but it is regardless. Just means you do it unconsciously...no wait subconsciously. If you were unconscious you'd have Sleep Teasing, a rare form of Sleepwalking. It's just another layer in the parfait.

Cheers

 

[Aphro]

Well anyone worth doing is worth doing right. Damn Freudian slips! Anything. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Much better. But I don't want to hog all the pixels and words so I'll be more succinct.

Ah got it. But you have to admit something called Cheese Tits would sell and Cheese Tater Tits would sell millions (especially in Wisconsin).

You can have all my snow. I got 12-13". Yes I was f--ked twice but the snow gods (hmmm maybe snow gods have above average endowment?) and then bitch slapped but the Real Feel of -1 F (or -18 C for those stuck with the Metric system).

Little? I guess but I'd say petite.
Morning? Check.
Tease? Nailed it!

But I have one question, where has that finger been young lady?

You do. Really. Fire has no idea it's seductive but it is regardless. Just means you do it unconsciously...no wait subconsciously. If you were unconscious you'd have Sleep Teasing, a rare form of Sleepwalking. It's just another layer in the parfait.

Cheers

You want to know where the finger has been? Well, I could tell ya, but then I'd hafta kill ya! It was nice, verrrrrie nice.

Minus 18C is super cold. But I don't think kids are kept in at recess here until it reaches -20C. Was there a wind chill, too?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Ugh. Backing up I make a beeping noise.

On the floor, up against the door, always good for more...

Oh, stop. You are beautiful. Now let's do that on the floor, up against the door thing we're talking about...

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

I think this goes very well with my early morning wood. It would surely become early morning sex.

 

[boo56]

Geez, Aphro, are you on a roll! Sexy shots!

 

[RawHumor]

Do I? Really?

I had no idea I had such skills.

Wow... you have a fantastic photo eye (or your photographer does). Another gorgeous pic!

 

[Aphro]

Oh, stop. You are beautiful. Now let's do that on the floor, up against the door thing we're talking about...

I think this goes very well with my early morning wood. It would surely become early morning sex.

Wood. Good. Could? Should.

Geez, Aphro, are you on a roll! Sexy shots!

I'm blushing. Thank you!

Wow... you have a fantastic photo eye (or your photographer does). Another gorgeous pic!

Just phone selfies. I try to bracket the shots with several angles/exposures (lighting, not nakedness) and do my best to frame them on the screen side. I use either the voice trigger or a five second timer.

That's all! You thinking i maybe should get a photographer?

 

[RawHumor]

Just phone selfies. I try to bracket the shots with several angles/exposures (lighting, not nakedness) and do my best to frame them on the screen side. I use either the voice trigger or a five second timer.

That's all! You thinking i maybe should get a photographer?

I'd volunteer... I don't think the pics could get hotter.

I guess I just assumed that you had a photographer because the shots are framed so well and you do catch such good light and angles.

There's more to taking sexy pics than just LOOKING sexy. Your camera skills add to the allure.

 

[HonorableRogue]

You want to know where the finger has been? Well, I could tell ya, but then I'd hafta kill ya! It was nice, verrrrrie nice.

Minus 18C is super cold. But I don't think kids are kept in at recess here until it reaches -20C. Was there a wind chill, too?

If I'm gonna die can you show me where it's been rather than tell me? I imagine seeing the verrrrrie nice place is worth dying for, if I understood your innuendo...though in this case it's more like innupusso.

The -18C was with the wind (that's why they call it the Real Feel). I think is was -6 or -7 on the thermometer.

And please let me know when your slot opens up for a photographer. I can provide references and a portfolio.

Cheers

 

[Aphro]

I'd volunteer... I don't think the pics could get hotter.

I guess I just assumed that you had a photographer because the shots are framed so well and you do catch such good light and angles.

There's more to taking sexy pics than just LOOKING sexy. Your camera skills add to the allure.

I'm so glad you are enjoying the pictures. I do try to put some idea of feeling/emotion into the shots where I can. I am glad that aspect seems to be coming across.

If I'm gonna die can you show me where it's been rather than tell me? I imagine seeing the verrrrrie nice place is worth dying for, if understood your innuendo...though in this case it's more like innupusso.

The -18C was with the wind (that's why they call it the Real Feel). I think is was -6 or -7 on the thermometer.

And please let me know when your slot opens up for a photographer. I can provide references and a portfolio.

Cheers

I'm not sure it is worth dying for, no.

But it sure can help keep you warm when you are snowed in!