My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

I came back to moon over that extraordinary eye, and find it's been doubled. Mmmm. I've been bowled over by your eyes since your first pic on the Eyes thread. This is wonderful!

I sure hope some other ladies come up with LISTS!!!

Really? You came to moon over it? Darn I missed your curvy posterior over my eye? You must be a ninja if you were that close and I didn't notice!

A few more trips through the X-ray machines and I might grow a third eye. If I do you're on the short list for its debut.

If I get any other lists I guess I'll need to be like Santa and sort them into nice and naughty. Guess which ones I'll do first?

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

I had to dig to find your thread, and that won't do.
Your bitty baby Bob is adorable and this is such a charming pic. I figured I'd bump you with your own photo. HA.

 

[Aphro]

I came here for the shady goods.

 

[Lyricalli]

I came here for the shady goods.

You've made a wise decision.

Now, if only he'd get back to displaying them, the world would be a happier place.

 

[Icy1]

I had to dig to find your thread, and that won't do.
Your bitty baby Bob is adorable and this is such a charming pic. I figured I'd bump you with your own photo. HA.

Thanks Mara nice bump.
What lovely subject matter in that pic. The pooch is cute too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well having a series of posts from some of my favorite ladies was a GREAT thing to come back to after my trip to the dentist for a cleaning! Thanks (see the spiffy teeth?)

I had to dig to find your thread, and that won't do.
Your bitty baby Bob is adorable and this is such a charming pic. I figured I'd bump you with your own photo. HA.

So you're saying you went on a treasure hunt for my thread Mara? Next time I'll send a map. You'll be able to follow the lines of freckles on my body to secret treasure. I'd say X marks the spot but really it's a freckle.

Thanks! Bob actually stopped moving for a change and that picture contained a VERY rare feature. A hint of the glasses I usually take off. I tried to crop them out but the shot lost too much if I did. The things I do for you lovely ladies!

I came here for the shady goods.

Well there's PLENTY of those (and a few Shady Bad's if you know what I mean *nudge*nudge*) Aphro. Please pull up a seat, browse the gallery (there's a handy index in the second post) and let me know if there's anything else I can help or interest you in.

You've made a wise decision.

Now, if only he'd get back to displaying them, the world would be a happier place.

Funny when I read that first line the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with the old knight in the cave popped into my head. Thanks heavens she didn't choose poorly (like maybe the HMoL thread, right Lyric?).

Wait...so you're saying semi-nude, semi-artistic pictures of me could lead to world peace? I didn't realize! I can't let the rest of the human race down now can I? Oh, after I save the world I wonder if I could run for President? Nah! No time for Lit but that shot of me sprawled naked on the desk in the Oval Office would be priceless!

I'll do my best Lyric. Any requests? Any requests from anyone else?

Thanks Mara nice bump.
What lovely subject matter in that pic. The pooch is cute too.

Mara actually has a couple of nice bumps (as do Aphro and you as well - can't draw any conclusions about camera shy Lyric). Oh wait, that's not what you meant. Well it's true none the less.

I passed on the compliments to Bob and now he's strutting around the house like he owns it. Damn English! Acting like they own the place. Let's see if that draws out Omega or STUK?!?

Cheers

 

[barefootgirl69]

~smiling~

I love reading your posts as much as I love seeing the posts.

One makes me laugh at your witty twist of words and saucy phrases, and one makes me twist and get ... never mind...smiles....

 

[Lyricalli]

Funny when I read that first line the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with the old knight in the cave popped into my head. Thanks heavens she didn't choose poorly (like maybe the HMoL thread, right Lyric?).

Wait...so you're saying semi-nude, semi-artistic pictures of me could lead to world peace? I didn't realize! I can't let the rest of the human race down now can I? Oh, after I save the world I wonder if I could run for President? Nah! No time for Lit but that shot of me sprawled naked on the desk in the Oval Office would be priceless!

I'll do my best Lyric. Any requests? Any requests from anyone else?

Yes, I request you finish my list, slacker.

Although... do you have a desk? You could practice.

What happens in the HMoL thread should stay in the HMoL thread, where it can be properly contained in all its out of focus glory (aside from a few notable exceptions, of course).

 

[HonorableRogue]

I love reading your posts as much as I love seeing the posts.

One makes me laugh at your witty twist of words and saucy phrases, and one makes me twist and get ... never mind...smiles....

Just means you love me for my mind and my body (the best of both worlds and the best set of compliments you could offer) and that I can tickle your mind and your ... never mind.

Yes, I request you finish my list, slacker.

Although... do you have a desk? You could practice.

What happens in the HMoL thread should stay in the HMoL thread, where it can be properly contained in all its out of focus glory (aside from a few notable exceptions, of course).

Ma'am yes ma'am! *salute* (and that wasn't my hand )

I do have a desk but not a big, impressive looking office desk. Just a smaller computer style desk. This IS a case where size might matter (unlike the times when you don't care about my size ).

True. The first rule of the HMoL thread is that we shouldn't talk about the HMoL thread. It's like Beeetlejuice. Say the name three times and *POOF* another blury shot pops up.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well having a series of posts from some of my favorite ladies was a GREAT thing to come back to after my trip to the dentist for a cleaning! Thanks (see the spiffy teeth?)



So you're saying you went on a treasure hunt for my thread Mara? Next time I'll send a map. You'll be able to follow the lines of freckles on my body to secret treasure. I'd say X marks the spot but really it's a freckle.

Thanks! Bob actually stopped moving for a change and that picture contained a VERY rare feature. A hint of the glasses I usually take off. I tried to crop them out but the shot lost too much if I did. The things I do for you lovely ladies!



Well there's PLENTY of those (and a few Shady Bad's if you know what I mean *nudge*nudge*) Aphro. Please pull up a seat, browse the gallery (there's a handy index in the second post) and let me know if there's anything else I can help or interest you in.



Funny when I read that first line the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade with the old knight in the cave popped into my head. Thanks heavens she didn't choose poorly (like maybe the HMoL thread, right Lyric?).

Wait...so you're saying semi-nude, semi-artistic pictures of me could lead to world peace? I didn't realize! I can't let the rest of the human race down now can I? Oh, after I save the world I wonder if I could run for President? Nah! No time for Lit but that shot of me sprawled naked on the desk in the Oval Office would be priceless!

I'll do my best Lyric. Any requests? Any requests from anyone else?



Mara actually has a couple of nice bumps (as do Aphro and you as well - can't draw any conclusions about camera shy Lyric). Oh wait, that's not what you meant. Well it's true none the less.

I passed on the compliments to Bob and now he's strutting around the house like he owns it. Damn English! Acting like they own the place. Let's see if that draws out Omega or STUK?!?

Cheers

I think you will find my comment on Bob and you in the Men doing anything but sex thread...

 

[Kimleigh]

You are sexy. Period.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I think you will find my comment on Bob and you in the Men doing anything but sex thread...

Found it! (And magically transported it here for ease of comment).

You two have such cute little dogs....definitely mans best friend , but what is woman's best friend?

Thanks! They say diamonds are a girls best friend but come over to "The Colonies" and I'll show you a couple of other "rocks" I think could be woman's best friend in your case.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

You are sexy. Period.

So are you. Exclamation point. And that was really just an exclamation point and not a euphemism...or was it?

Thanks for stopping by! (See a real exclamation point...though I might have another around here with your name on it ).

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Found it! (And magically transported it here for ease of comment).



Thanks! They say diamonds are a girls best friend but come over to "The Colonies" and I'll show you a couple of other "rocks" I think could be woman's best friend in your case.

Cheers

I'll take your rocks over diamonds any day, they are very precious

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'll take your rocks over diamonds any day, they are very precious

Well diamonds would look good on your fingers and your fingers would look good on my rocks and other nearby bits and pieces and that my dear truly would be precious.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I have been informed I've been delinquent and not tending to my thread properly. If not for the efforts of a few dedicated lovely ladies it might even have slipped to Page 4!

So without further ado...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

True. The first rule of the HMoL thread is that we shouldn't talk about the HMoL thread. It's like Beeetlejuice. Say the name three times and *POOF* another blury shot pops up.

Such a bittersweet relationship with that thread. I'll always be grateful for it, but... le sigh

I have been informed I've been delinquent and not tending to my thread properly. If not for the efforts of a few dedicated lovely ladies it might even have slipped to Page 4!

So without further ado...

Now, that's just an open invitation for a wandering hand. Nice shot, Mr. Rogue.

 

[Mrgl720]

I have been informed I've been delinquent and not tending to my thread properly. If not for the efforts of a few dedicated lovely ladies it might even have slipped to Page 4!

So without further ado...

Cheers

Glad to see you back to posting.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I have been informed I've been delinquent and not tending to my thread properly. If not for the efforts of a few dedicated lovely ladies it might even have slipped to Page 4!

So without further ado...

Cheers

Oh, slipped to page 4!!

I thought you said the pants would slip to the floor...silly me, staring at the picture waiting!

 

[Icy1]

I have been informed I've been delinquent and not tending to my thread properly. If not for the efforts of a few dedicated lovely ladies it might even have slipped to Page 4!

So without further ado...

Cheers

Fantastic pic and all but maybe your return could have been a butt pic. Especially since you've been delinquent.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Such a bittersweet relationship with that thread. I'll always be grateful for it, but... le sigh

Funny, I hit the 'le sigh' and suddenly you were Penelope Pussycat and HMoL was Pepe le Pew in that one episode where she was chasing him. I believe at one point she looked at him wistfully and said "Le sigh". I will always be grateful for that thread as well. No, I'm not going to make my usual dig. Instead I got proof that I could hold my own, figuratively and possibly literally - may have to check the archives, on that thread and more importantly I made a now dear friend as a direct result of it.

Now, that's just an open invitation for a wandering hand. Nice shot, Mr. Rogue.

Oh good idea. Next one I'll include a hand and cross post to the Men Put Your Hand in Your Pants thread. Oh wait...you meant some one else's hand. That works even better!

Glad to see you back to posting.

Good to be back. I've dropped my holiday weight gain so I can start again without nearly passing out from self induced asphyxiation.

Oh, slipped to page 4!!

I thought you said the pants would slip to the floor...silly me, staring at the picture waiting!

Reading Is Fundamental BFG! But that sounds like it might make a nice shot. I'll try and take a few and see what I can come up with. Maybe send you a contact sheet for review and critique.

Fantastic pic and all but maybe your return could have been a butt pic. Especially since you've been delinquent.

Thanks Icy! And I see what you did there. Touche! So now it's a pants on the floor pic and a butt pic. Oh...maybe I can kill two birds with one stone? A pants on the floor AND butt pic all in one. Anything else? Maybe pants on the floor butt pic while doing a cartwheel?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh, slipped to page 4!!

I thought you said the pants would slip to the floor...silly me, staring at the picture waiting!

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here...​

Done

Fantastic pic and all but maybe your return could have been a butt pic. Especially since you've been delinquent.

And here...​

Done

That was a lot of work. I needed a massage.

And here.​

Ok really that was from my Christmas massage but I didn't think anyone would mind. If you do, call the Yoga Police.

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

Done

Done

That was a lot of work. I needed a massge.

Ok really that was from my Christmas massage but I didn't think anyone would mind. If you do, call the Yoga Police.

Cheers

You spoil us! And there's been no response for 24 hours?!!! I guess we got used to being deprived and didn't bother to look. Or everyone's having a good weekend and spending less time on Lit?

So, pants-less translates to all stretched out, complete with lips and feet. I like how you translate.

Love the light in this ready for your spanking for neglecting us pic. And the bum. And the back. And the shoulders.

All covered up and sexy as hell... Kisses to lips and hand.

 

[Icy1]

Thanks Icy! And I see what you did there. Touche! So now it's a pants on the floor pic and a butt pic. Oh...maybe I can kill two birds with one stone? A pants on the floor AND butt pic all in one. Anything else? Maybe pants on the floor butt pic while doing a cartwheel?

Cheers

If you do the cartwheel one can it be a gif please Rogue?

 

[Icy1]

Done

Done

That was a lot of work. I needed a massge.

Ok really that was from my Christmas massage but I didn't think anyone would mind. If you do, call the Yoga Police.

Cheers

I love how you make up for lost time.
Great pics and I see you're ready to make up for that neglect.
Sorry I was tied up yesterday and missed seeing these earlier.