My Shady Goods

[Lyricalli]

Thanks Lyric!

But is it blue or green? There is a disentinting opinion. Maybe the photo will go viral like that dress one? Oh wait you said blue. My bad. So do you want the blue pill or the red pill? Then again, if I take the blue pill you'll get a full night of red hot passion!

There's dissent about the tint of the chair, mon frere?

Why don't you take that blue pill and come on over? We can discuss it. After.

 

[HonorableRogue]

There's dissent about the tint of the chair, mon frere?

Why don't you take that blue pill and come on over? We can discuss it. After.

You know what I got confused. I took one of those blue pills and the blood rushed someplace other than my brain and my mental faculties decreased. It was the shower pic that was the source of tint dissent. My bad. I think I should come over first and THEN take the blue pill. That way I'm not a hazard to myself or anyone else on the road. I'm pretty sure I'll have enough brain power left to hold up my end of the "discussion" but if not I'll just lay there and you can "talk" all you want. Sound good?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Mondays

Some Mondays are good, some Mondays are bad and some Mondays you just get the shaft. I hope everyone's having a good (or possibly shafty ) Monday.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

You know what I got confused. I took one of those blue pills and the blood rushed someplace other than my brain and my mental faculties decreased. It was the shower pic that was the source of tint dissent. My bad. I think I should come over first and THEN take the blue pill. That way I'm not a hazard to myself or anyone else on the road. I'm pretty sure I'll have enough brain power left to hold up my end of the "discussion" but if not I'll just lay there and you can "talk" all you want. Sound good?

Ooo... sounds great to me, actually! You know how "chatty" I can get when I'm feeling "talkative".

 

[Lyricalli]

Some Mondays are good, some Mondays are bad and some Mondays you just get the shaft. I hope everyone's having a good (or possibly shafty ) Monday.

Well, I've got to hand it to you, you've really got a grip on Mondays.




p.s. That's a gorgeous photo.

 

[Omegawolfen]

Some Mondays are good, some Mondays are bad and some Mondays you just get the shaft. I hope everyone's having a good (or possibly shafty ) Monday.

Cheers

Mm...nice and naughty HR...and looks like you have a grip of things there...but just in case you get tired you can always call on me...I can be very handy to have about

 

[murmurmara]

Love your blue chair. A water massage, eh? With oil. Sign me up! My body lets me know if I miss a Wednesday, but my weekly is deep tissue, with special focus on my ass [really. I even know the name of the psoas muscle.]

 

[Ntyhousewife]

The last soapy shot went over well so why not an encore?

If it looks a little odd it's because I tried using the Fish Eye lens that came with the "Pimp Your Cell Phone Pictures" set I got for Christmas. Got to love it when someone unknowing supports your vice. Not a huge fan of the lens but I could only shower so long. Next time it's old school.

Cheers

Just catching up here Mr Rogue. You are nothing if not creative with how you hide your cock!! I may have to borrow a trick or two from your playbook. I saw those lenses while I was Christmas shopping. I wondered how well they would work. Now
I know (for at least the fish eye lens anyways). Love all the new pictures as always Mr Rogue.

 

[Ntyhousewife]

One of the things I got for Christmas was a gift certificate for a professional massage. It was a water massage. Never had one before but I must say it was amazing. Like all massages it involved oil so after you need to take a shower to wash off the residue.

I know a picture of me and a shower. WHAT a surprise, right?

Cheers

Haha. Yes but it's a different shower which means a new backdrop for your wonderful photos. I so love the look of color pop pictures (you know me and my love of color). Keeping the towel in red gives this picture a lively, energetic feel.

There just one question that I have to ask....did you get a happy ending with this massage???

 

[Ntyhousewife]

Some Mondays are good, some Mondays are bad and some Mondays you just get the shaft. I hope everyone's having a good (or possibly shafty ) Monday.

Cheers

Oh my. I wish I had seen this yesterday it would have made my Monday a whole lot better!!!

 

[Icy1]

Some Mondays are good, some Mondays are bad and some Mondays you just get the shaft. I hope everyone's having a good (or possibly shafty ) Monday.

Cheers

Sure looks like you've got a good grip on the start of the week.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ooo... sounds great to me, actually! You know how "chatty" I can get when I'm feeling "talkative".

Yes you do tend to go on and on and on but even with that much passion for "talking" the thing I enjoy most is how well you hold up your end of the "conversation". You're knowledgeable on a wide variety of topics and almost nothing is taboo. I always feel so satiated when we're done. It's no wonder intercourse is a synonym for conversation. They're both so much fun with a talented partner.

Well, I've got to hand it to you, you've really got a grip on Mondays.




P.S. That's a gorgeous photo.

Well if you're going to hand me something there's a small bottle on the nightstand I could really use before too much friction builds up. I did start my week with a good grip on things but the load got to be a bit much and I really wished I had another hand or two to help out. One of the downsides of working from home, no assistant to help out with the big jobs.

Cheers

P.S. Thanks Lyric! I'm glad you liked it.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Mm...nice and naughty HR...and looks like you have a grip of things there...but just in case you get tired you can always call on me...I can be very handy to have about

Well Omega you are the Queen of Nice and Naughty. I seem to recall that you've got that printed on your pillows (when I say pillows I mean actual pillows and not boobs). I was actually evaluating a new grip or two. I wish I had know you were available to help. Not only did I get tired after a bit a lot of tension built up and really would have appreciated having someone relieved me. Oh I know you can be handy. And when I'm hot you can be fanny. And when I need a good laugh you can be arsey! Those are some of the many reasons we get along Omega.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Love your blue chair. A water massage, eh? With oil. Sign me up! My body lets me know if I miss a Wednesday, but my weekly is deep tissue, with special focus on my ass [really. I even know the name of the psoas muscle.]

I love it too Mara. It's one of many pieces of IKEA in my home. It's SO comfortable you just want to lounge around in it.

Yup a water massage. Who'd have guessed that adding a little moisture (well a lot really) to something already great would make it even better? I would sign you up for the massage but sadly the business is planning to remove that specialized room in their upcoming remodel. No more water massages for me. Now how will I find a way to add moisture to my fun? Oh hey, could I interest you in signing up for that Mara?

Cheers

P.S. I'm a fan of simple Swedish or Hot Stone over deep tissue.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Just catching up here Mr Rogue. You are nothing if not creative with how you hide your cock!! I may have to borrow a trick or two from your playbook. I saw those lenses while I was Christmas shopping. I wondered how well they would work. Now
I know (for at least the fish eye lens anyways). Love all the new pictures as always Mr Rogue.

Welcome back Mrs Housewife. If you think I'm creative in how I hide my cock in pictures you should see how I hide it during other activities. Feel free to borrow any and all tricks you want and if you find yourself in a situation no previously observed trick covers don't hesitate to shoot me a PM. I try to be a helpful guy. I still need to try the wide angle and macro lenses. Ideas for the wide angle are easy but what could I possibly zoom in on with the macro lens?

Haha. Yes but it's a different shower which means a new backdrop for your wonderful photos. I so love the look of color pop pictures (you know me and my love of color). Keeping the towel in red gives this picture a lively, energetic feel.

There just one question that I have to ask....did you get a happy ending with this massage???

Not only was it a great backdrop it was a great shower. Big, plenty of pressure, it went on forever. Exactly the kind you'd enjoy Mrs. Housewife. I like the pops too. I'm glad I found the Pixlr editor for my phone. It's an easy and powerful tool that's updated regularly.

Well as you noted, I'm skilled at hiding parts of my anatomy so no happy ending. So I guess I'm running at a deficit. I wonder how I can get that corrected and regain my balance?

Oh my. I wish I had seen this yesterday it would have made my Monday a whole lot better!!!

Lions and Tigers and Bears! Oh my! Sorry you missed it initially Mrs Housewife but I'm glad you had the gumption to work all the way down so that you got to enjoy The Shaft. I thought you'd be a fan of it.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Sure looks like you've got a good grip on the start of the week.

I did. It was a dirty and slippery job but someone had to do it and it helped my Monday end with a bang. I might even have a picture of that around here somewhere but where will i find the wood to build a door?

Here's to hoping my week ends with things as firmly taken care of.

Cheers

 

[talikat]

One of the things I got for Christmas was a gift certificate for a professional massage. It was a water massage. Never had one before but I must say it was amazing. Like all massages it involved oil so after you need to take a shower to wash off the residue.

I know a picture of me and a shower. WHAT a surprise, right?

Cheers

Did you get your back okay? I can help!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Did you get your back okay? I can help!

Thanks for the offer Tali but my back is OK. Really it was a combination body scrub and water massage. It wasn't therapeutic in any way. But now that I think about it I have a some tension in my front. Any chance you could help with that? I'll kindly return the favor after.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I was feeling artistic and creative. Some are new. Some are old (some of the old were never shared before).

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

I was feeling artistic and creative. Some are new. Some are old (some of the old were never shared before).

Cheers

Oh..a brilliant montage...that would look good on my wall but all the bits together as a whole would look better in my bed

 

[murmurmara]

I was feeling artistic and creative. Some are new. Some are old (some of the old were never shared before).

Cheers

HOLY FUCK
I am thrilled
Grateful
Melting
Drooling
∞∞∞

And all that before I noticed the name on the pic
THAT EYE.... Ahhhh

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh..a brilliant montage...that would look good on my wall but all the bits together as a whole would look better in my bed

Thanks Omega! Glad you like my cubist art. And I fully support bits in the bed. I might even bring an extra bit or two. *gathers up the paddle and the other toys*

HOLY FUCK
I am thrilled
Grateful
Melting
Drooling
∞∞∞

And all that before I noticed the name on the pic
THAT EYE.... Ahhhh

That's what you call sex between a priest and a nun, right? Holy fuck? You're welcome Mara. I started with the idea of a collage and then I remembered your list of bits you like to see. The two fit together like a Drew Estate Tabak Especial Cafe con Leche and a good cup of coffee.

Since you liked the one Mara here's the full pair...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

P.S. Got any more lists?

 

[Icy1]

Love the collage of sexiness. You're eyes are just beautiful too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Love the collage of sexiness. You're eyes are just beautiful too.

Thanks Icy. And I'm glad you're past the whole apologizing for using the word beautiful. Besides, beautiful ladies are allowed to use it with impunity.

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

......

That's what you call sex between a priest and a nun, right? Holy fuck? You're welcome Mara. I started with the idea of a collage and then I remembered your list of bits you like to see. The two fit together like a Drew Estate Tabak Especial Cafe con Leche and a good cup of coffee.

Since you liked the one here's the full pair Mara...

Cheers

P.S. Got any more lists?

I came back to moon over that extraordinary eye, and find it's been doubled. Mmmm. I've been bowled over by your eyes since your first pic on the Eyes thread. This is wonderful!

I sure hope some other ladies come up with LISTS!!!