base10
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Zero!. My tree is pre-lit and I have no outlet on the outside of my house.
HM gifts are under your tree already?
Zero, a chosen one.
How many days are you taking off this holiday season?
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Zero!. My tree is pre-lit and I have no outlet on the outside of my house.
HM gifts are under your tree already?
As many possible.
How many sex toys do you have?
A few.How toys do you actively use these days?
A few.
How many things do you still have to post before christmas?
One... just returning a Christmas card to someone that sent me one.
How many gifts do you still have to purchase?
Maybe a couple bags of candy with jars to have as back up gifts.
How many gifts do you have to wrap yet??
all of them!! I asked Santa but that fatass hasn't returned my calls...
she has 0 TVs right now^
How many drinks will you need to get through the holidays?
None
How many candy canes will you eat?
None. I'm not a fan of peppermint.
How many miles will you drive to visit family?
Zero - family comes to us!
How many gifts will you buy on Christmas Eve?
Zero. Done shopping! (Horray, the crowd cheers in the background!)
How many stairs in your house?
Within my apt, zero
4 floor walk up building.
How many rooms of your home have you had sex in?
7
How many pieces of furniture have you had sex on in your home?
Five that I can remember.
How many phone calls did you receive today?
One. To say my car was ready at repair shop.
How many shows are must see for you?
I record 2 but search out about 6 others on On Demand...
How many pillow on your bed?
Four
How many blankets are on you bed?
HM cups do you have at work?
0, work from home, or would that be a shit ton.....hell, I don't know
HM loads of laundry did you finish today?
One.
HM inches of snow is your area predicted to get this week?
Zero, I live in the desert.
How many pairs of gloves do you own?
Me? I think I have three (but my kids steal them, so there may be more or less)
How many people live in your house?
2.5
How many shows are on your pvr??
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