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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Monkey_Face]

I have dreams sometimes where I give birth to these cats . ( childless people, huh...but cats are a really good shape to give birth to in my dreams, they just slip on out......) So....no. But I'll take MORE cats.

How about a two year old?





...and some pie?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Monkey_Face]

After my kids were grown up I had to confide in them that half the time I looked really angry, I was trying pretty hard not to laugh.

Son opens every water bottle in the house and makes a slip and slide at 3 am out of the living room tile?

"Kid's got imagination..."

Oh man, late night slip n slide, I'm in!

Yeah, it's mostly good. I have successfully taught her to sort of navigate a first person shooter. Soon, I think, she will be able to fend for herself.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Yes, she and I can paint cats' faces together. Fun! And I LOVE pumpkin pie!

Awesome!

Now, so long as my wife freaks out less about me giving our child away on the internet this time, we have a deal.

 

[Recidiva]

Oh man, late night slip n slide, I'm in!

Yeah, it's mostly good. I have successfully taught her to sort of navigate a first person shooter. Soon, I think, she will be able to fend for herself.

Right? Fortunately the problem evaporated. A Costco sized bottle of baby lotion all over his walls took longer to clean and caused some nausea for a bit, but it could have been worse.

Similar parenting styles then. Taught my daughter to click on sheep in the original Warcraft until they exploded. Son learned about kill stealing on my lap with my fire wizard in Dark Age of Camelot.

My daughter liked to fish in Everquest and I would set her up in the halfling town, nice and safe, until she moved, nearly drowned, panicked and rooted and dotted herself.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Right? Fortunately the problem evaporated. A Costco sized bottle of baby lotion all over his walls took longer to clean and caused some nausea for a bit, but it could have been worse.

Similar parenting styles then. Taught my daughter to click on sheep in the original Warcraft until they exploded. Son learned about kill stealing on my lap with my fire wizard in Dark Age of Camelot.

My daughter liked to fish in Everquest and I would set her up in the halfling town, nice and safe, until she moved, nearly drowned, panicked and rooted and dotted herself.

Can you blame him though? Clearly his slip n slide technology was becoming more advanced. He mastered the horizontal. The only path left was clearly verticle.

Nice!

She likes to play Hearthstone with me. Though she insists on hitting end turn as soon as it's my turn.

 

[Recidiva]

Can you blame him though? Clearly his slip n slide technology was becoming more advanced. He mastered the horizontal. The only path left was clearly verticle.

Nice!

She likes to play Hearthstone with me. Though she insists on hitting end turn as soon as it's my turn.

Honeyjustletmesummon...okay. Well, I guess Golemagg costs less next round. If I survive. Good job honey.

We were playing Fiesta I think when the boy wanted to be in party with us. So Ulaven's the tank and I'm the healer (that's the way it has to be because temperament...he is just not a 'support class' kinda guy) and the boy has a bow.

Now stay right here, dad's going to go pull.

(sound of bow)

(stampede of death)

YAAAY! I pulled!

Repeat. Often. Until we stop playing Fiesta.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Teaming up is fun! Though ineffective in game.

We played one game of Halo with me moving the sticks and her operating the trigger. I would just point the reticle over people and hope she fired. Actually got two kills. My only regret is that those two people have no idea how embarassed they should be.

Aaaand I should sleep. Night!

 

[Recidiva]

Teaming up is fun! Though ineffective in game.

We played one game of Halo with me moving the sticks and her operating the trigger. I would just point the reticle over people and hope she fired. Actually got two kills. My only regret is that those two people have no idea how embarassed they should be.

Aaaand I should sleep. Night!

It's a trial. I remember trying to play "Gauntlet" together and mostly he just sternly admonished me if I tried to do anything...like shoot or take a power up. I was supposed to follow him around and admire him. That was his way of "protecting" me.

Uh huh. I don't think that word means what you think it means.

G'night!

 

[Monkey_Face]

It was still dark!

...here.

 

[Recidiva]

It was still dark!

...here.

And now it's snowing. I can't tie them together...but I'm trying to figure out how.

 

[Monkey_Face]

And now it's snowing. I can't tie them together...but I'm trying to figure out how.

I don't know, anytime someone tries to bind darkness and ice it never seems to end well.

I've read Narnia.

 

[Recidiva]

I don't know, anytime someone tries to bind darkness and ice it never seems to end well.

I've read Narnia.

But there's a Reepicheep somewhere!

My son just gave me a mangled candy heart he found. It's smashed and split. He put it in my hand carefully and said "This is for you because our love is sometimes messed up."

So it was probably him about the snow.

 

[Monkey_Face]

But there's a Reepicheep somewhere!

My son just gave me a mangled candy heart he found. It's smashed and split. He put it in my hand carefully and said "This is for you because our love is sometimes messed up."

So it was probably him about the snow.

I feel more interpersonal relationships should be expressd with food metaphors:

I'm buying you curry, because we're enjoying each other now and will regret it later.

Here is a jolly rancher, because you're sweet but I kind of want to choke you.

Etc.

 

[Recidiva]

I feel more interpersonal relationships should be expressd with food metaphors:

I'm buying you curry, because we're enjoying each other now and will regret it later.

Here is a jolly rancher, because you're sweet but I kind of want to choke you.

Etc.

You should write menus for Valentine's Day.

 

[Monkey_Face]

You should write menus for Valentine's Day.

"Our special tonight is a surf and turf with filet mignon and lobster with butter sauce. It will start rich and exciting, with each bite a new experience. But eventually it will grow cold. Distant. What was once exciting has become the mundane. What was once new turns into the routine. Although the filet mignon seemed the perfect coupling to the lobster at first, time will be the ultimate judge of that test."

 

[Recidiva]

"Our special tonight is a surf and turf with filet mignon and lobster with butter sauce. It will start rich and exciting, with each bite a new experience. But eventually it will grow cold. Distant. What was once exciting has become the mundane. What was once new turns into the routine. Although the filet mignon seemed the perfect coupling to the lobster at first, time will be the ultimate judge of that test."

Brought to you by our local divorce attorneys. Their card will arrive with your bill. Romance is lovely, but there is only really one day a year dedicated to it. Tomorrow is another day.

 

[Noor]

 

[Recidiva]

Hey beautiful! How are you feeling today? I hope you're better!

 

[Noor]

Hey beautiful! How are you feeling today? I hope you're better!

Hi! Feeling better not myself though.. I took 1/2 the prednisone and it helps, but I don't like taking it ...

How are you doing?

 

[Recidiva]

Hi! Feeling better not myself though.. I took 1/2 the prednisone and it helps, but I don't like taking it ...

How are you doing?

Hope you are well soon!

I'm...actually great. I don't have to work anymore.

So I'm just writing as much as I want and getting sleep. It's...like reincarnation into a happy not sleepy person.

 

[Noor]

Hope you are well soon!

I'm...actually great. I don't have to work anymore.

So I'm just writing as much as I want and getting sleep. It's...like reincarnation into a happy not sleepy person.

Thank you! It will all get sorted, it just may take some time.

You don't have to work ever again?

 

[Recidiva]

Thank you! It will all get sorted, it just may take some time.

You don't have to work ever again?

Good! I hope you are feeling better soon and stay that way.

Nope. Ulaven's just that good. He's my sugar daddy.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Hope you are well soon!

I'm...actually great. I don't have to work anymore.

So I'm just writing as much as I want and getting sleep. It's...like reincarnation into a happy not sleepy person.

And you still elected to get on at like 6am yesterday?

Madness!